The penguins backed up as the annoying, and evil, as Skipper put it, zookeeper Alice tossed they're fish into the enclosure. But she also put in, a penguin. Skipper, Kowalski, Private, and Rico waddled over to the new penguin.

"Do you speak English?" Skipper asked somewhat suspiciously.

"Yeah" replied the penguin. "Who are you?"

"Who are you?" asked Skipper.

"I asked you first."

"I'm in charge here, so who are you?"

"I'm not in your little group yet, so I don't have to listen to you" retorted the penguin.

"Kowalski, options!" Skipper called.

"Sorry Skipper" Kowalski replied. "That is technically correct."

"Darn!" cried Skipper. He turned back toward the penguin. "Skipper, Kowalski, Private and Rico."

"Cadet."

"Hello miss!" Private greeted her cheerfully.

"Excuse me girl," Skipper said, "but this is a highly trained organization, and we don't need a girl lagging around."

"Don't worry" said Cadet, smiling. "I trained in Japan, with ninjas."

"Wow" Kowalski said, clearly impressed.

"We'll see if your bluffing, which I'm sure you are" Skipper said. "Actions speak louder than words."

"And martial arts skills, along with my quick words, will speak louder than that."