Fortune Cookies Don't Lie

Hello Peeps, Here it is another non-cannon Sly Cooper paring that I cooked up. Now before the hate mail and flames come raining down on me please here me out.

I have yet to see a Jing King and Sly Cooper paring and thought it would be fun to try. I know some of you must be thinking 'No way would Sly ever like her or Carmelita and Sly forever, or you are crazy and suck' or something of the nature…But come on give it a chance could be fun.

So here is my attempt at yet another Sly Cooper story please no flames Constructive criticism welcome.

"Cannonball!" Murry shouted as he descended from the sky in dreamtime ball form destroying the last of the perimeter alarms around the Hudson mansion.

"Way to go Murry, Penelope are you in position?" Bentley the wheelchair bound turtle asked into his helmet where a walkie-talkie was hidden.

"Yep all clear from my position head to the front door right…now." Penelope said as she watched from the team van using her RC chopper to do recon for her.

Bentley wheeled his way to the front door from his hidden location and entered the code he had hacked from the on ground computers only hours earlier.

"Circle, square, circle triangle and bingo!" Bentley smiled as the front door unlocked and he made his way inside. Careful to avoid the laser floor alarms which still ran despite the power being off, and pick pocketing a few easy flash light guards, Bentley made it to the third floor of the massive mansion with little miss hap.

Making his way to the master bedroom he found another key pad, one which he had not been expecting.

"Oh no this was not in the blue prints and the doors are steel even my bombs would not even put a dent in them we have to abort!" Bentley yelled into the walkie-talkie. His girlfriend Penelope sighed heavily.

"Bentley, calm down take a deep breath." Bentley did as she asked before she continued to speak.

"Look around do you see another way to get into the room?" Bentley looked around and saw only one way.

"Yeah but we still have to abort." Bentley sighed bitterly. All of his planning and the team's hard work down the drain.

"Why is that?" Penelope asked. She looked to the monitor and froze in fear six flash light guards were on to Bentley and heading for him. She was about to say something to Bentley until she saw a familiar shadow take down one of the guards. Penelope smiled.

"Bentley five…four guards on are to your position but don't worry back up is on its way to help." People relaxed back into her seat and continued to use the RC to watch the action unfold.

"What I need to get out of here! I cannot get through the air vent and I can't take out…" Bentley stopped in mid sentence as he saw none other then his best friend Sly Cooper take out the last flash light guard with a sneak attack and stand before him.

"Hey pal how's it been?" Sly asked, cane over his shoulder and tail swishing back and forth lazily.

"Sly what are you doing here; I thought you were with Carmelita…wait you are not going to put me in jail are you?" Bentley said in a rush of breath and Sly laughed.

"I thought more of a 'hey Sly welcome back' would have been nice but, interrogations are good to." Sly smirked and Bentley relaxed.

"What happen last I saw you, Carmelita and you seemed to be working out?" Bentley asked slightly confused which was odd for him.

"Well we did not see eye to eye even if I had amnesia besides I missed this life." Sly looked slightly wistful before he looked at Bentley a smirk appeared.

"So you need some help?" Sly continued looking to the air vent.

"Timing impeccable Sly we're after the jewel collection this guy has, worth a great sum, it is supposed to be hidden some where in the room." Bentley said looking as the blue prints he had with him.

"Ransacking job, what a way to get back into the game." With that Sly jumped up to the air vent and crawled inside, landing on the other side of the door with a soft thud.

Bentley waited nervously on the other side of the door. This was taking to long. Had there been some trap or alarm he had not know about and Sly was now unconscious? Bentley had a thousand idea's running in his head that when Sly jumped in front of Bentley he nearly startled the turtle to death.

Bentley was starting to think maybe he should retire from field work.

"Way to go Sly and let me tell you it is good to have you back. Now let's get out of here!" Sly nodded and both went out the window using the boosters on Bentley's chair to make a safe landing.

With the return of Sly the gang's reputation as master thieves sky rocketed bringing offers of all kinds and even greater challenges. Interpol, the FBI, CIA, all braches of police forces were after them.

Carmelita even showed up in attempt to catch them but the rest of the gang noticed that when she was chasing Sly, he had no witty banter and became slightly irritated she had come. When Bentley tried to ask what had happen Sly had just made a few jokes and avoid the topic all together.

One night after a well planed and executed heist the gang was sitting around having nice dinner. Talk of nothing went around the table as did old stories and some rather embarrassing ones for the entertainment of Penelope.

"Oh my god he did not!" Penelope exclaimed as Bentley turned bright red with blush.

"So glad I amuse you." Bentley bit out and Penelope gave him a hug.

"It only makes you cuter." She kissed his check and Sly, and Murry and the newly arrived Guru made kissy faces at the couple.

A sudden knock on the penthouse door interrupted the happy mood. The guru being bravest because he did not know what to expect opened the door to see a courier with w notice. Handing the letter to the Guru the courier left and the gang gathered around the tiny Koala bear.

"Who's it from?" Sly asked.

"Heja bera" the Guru answered and passed the letter to Bentley.

"The Panda king, what does he want?" Sly said rather easy considering how the two got along on their last adventure.

"Says here that his daughter Jing got a scholarship to a Paris university and he wants us to look after her and that she will be arriving with in the week. It also says we do him a great honor by looking after her." Bentley read off the note.

"Why does he want that, is he afraid His kid will be corrupted by other of society and want her in the company of thieves." Sly asked arms crossing over his chest in mock seriousness.

"Sly have you seen her?" Penelope asked. Sly shook his head no.

"As I recall as soon as I sat down I fell asleep, saving you from the Taso family dragon took a toll on me, but I saw her for a second as she talked to her dad at her aunt's place." Sly said and everyone laughed including the Guru.

"Sly that was not Jing that was her aunt." Murry said still suppressing the laugh.

"I don't get it what is so funny?" The gang left Sly standing in the hall.

"Don't worry Sly you'll see." Penelope said and ruffled Sly's hair before dragging him to the dinner table to tell more stories about Bentley.