The Squid Who Cared!
WARNING:!!! If you have no sense of humor, or can't stand those stupid moments… then don't read this!! Haha!
One bright and sunny day, Hermione, Harry and Ron were sitting by the lake.
"I really miss Sirius." Harry whined. Hermione rolled her eyes and so did Ron. Ever since he had died, Harry never stopped talking about him.
"I really miss Dumbledore." Harry whined some more. His friends were getting ready to leave when Harry's mouthed opened again.
"I miss my Dad." That was a new one. All well, if you're complaining already, why not complain some more? Now Ron decided to join.
"I miss cake." He said. Hermione looked at him funny.
"Mhmm. Double chocolate with bright pink frosting…"
"Ron?" Hermione asked nervously. Harry was still ranting about who he missed.
"You know, that cake that fell into the lake yesterday?? I really miss it." Ron dreamily stared at the lake. Suddenly, a giant tentacle popped out of the water. The rest of the squid followed as the trio watched in amazement. Sirius was thrown out and landed on the ground next to Harry. Before anyone could react, James Potter also flew out of the sky and landed on top of Sirius.
"Hey mate!" James said cheerily, before Dumbledore landed on top of him.
"Hello, in pain here!" Sirius yelled from the bottom of the pile. His friend shoved Dumbly off and jumped off of his friends lap. Ron stared sadly at the lake, wishing that his cake had come too. Then, the tentacle reappeared, holding a great chocolate cake with pink frosting.
"Cakey!" Ron yelled, running and catching his beloved cake. He hugged it closely (getting covered in pink and smushing the cake).
A random person who we won't name came running by, threw a rock at Ron's head to distract him, then stole the cake. Ron watched in shock as the random boy who we will never hear of again ran off with his cake. He began to cry hysterically. Harry and Hermione simply stared at James, Sirius, and Dumbly. Who was staring in shock right back at them. Dumbledore noticed Ron, and waved his wand so another cake appeared. Ron's cries stopped immediately as he began to shovel down the new cake.
"Cake, Cake, Cake, eat the Cake, Cake, Cake. Scarf it down, down, down to get fatter!" He merrily sang threw mouthfuls.
Random person came running back in and threw another random rock at Ron's head. (me: I thought you were done here! Random person: I came back! Muhahaha! Me: Well get out, before I sick Gred and Feorge on you! standing at the ready behind me random person backs away slowly)
Now someone who wants to be called Narrator dude walked in front of everyone.
"Who are you?" Sirius asked. Narrator dude said in his voice that could make a pimple sound good:
"I'm the Narrator dude! I have to tell the readers the point of this story."
"There's a point?" James asked.
"No! But I'm supposed to say there is."
"Oh, okay. Well then, have fun making up the non existent plot!" Sirius waved merrily before skipping away to find some cake.
Narrator dude: "And that is how Ron lost his cake!"
A/N: Omg… I swear I'm on frickan crack right now! Haha, me and my friend were on a sugar high and laughing hysterically so I wrote this down. I know it's completely pointless, but every author has that time when they just want to write crap down and be stupid. This was mine… if you try to flame me on this… I'ma be like "well duh! It's supposed to be bad… jeeze! Hahahahaha!" Love ya'll lots!!!
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