001
Ha ha ha ha ha.
002
Augh. Remembered I am supposed to be seeking the Light now, so no longer allowed to thoughtlessly slaughter my enemies. Now I will have to thoughtfully slaughter my enemies.
There's nothing else to do here anyway.
003
The computer orb…things from the Giant of Bab-il (Babel?) keep following me around and ruthlessly attacking my enemies, making it difficult for me to keep my vows of Lightliness. At least they match my armour.
Vaguely wonder if I have some special connection with Cecil Harvey, as we are both rocking the dark armour with yellow stripes look. But of course I, Golbez, Clad in the Dark, am rocking it harder. My last name isn't Harveyafter all.
004
Fuck. Just remembered my last name is Harvey.
In other news, my baby brother defected to the Light. Like no one saw that coming. He flies around in Paladin armour half the time now (literally, flies) though he still comes down to earth and wears his dark knight armour half the time. Prima donna.
In other news, Aeris died.
005
Well, Cecil doesn't remember anything about being a Warrior of Chaos, the loser.
(Literally, a loser. He and the rest of Team Cosmos keep losing and forgetting everything. I'm going to need to fix that one day.)
006
Noticed another way that Cecil and I are connected: we both have random horns on our armour. But so does everyone else, so I suppose it means nothing. Like this life.
007
There is literally nothing to eat here.
Exdeath said, "Of course there is nothing to eat in the Void." I told him what he could do with his stupid Void.
008
New warrior of Chaos arrived this cycle. His name is Kain and he, too, is subtly rocking the dark armour with yellow stripes look. Pretty sure I enslaved him in a past life. Maybe enslaved him twice. He looks pretty enslavable.
009
Oh yes, I remember now. Oh ho ho ho.
010
Kain defected. I'm getting deja vu. Pretty sure he'll be crawling back soon.
011
Yep, he's back.
012
And there he goes again.
I told Kain everything I know about this world to make things a little more interesting, but Kain decided that the endless recyclability of our existence meant he should backstab practically everyone on his side. Wonder where he got that idea from.
Anyway, we won pretty hard this time. Go Chaos. Oops.
013
Well, that kind of worked. Bye bye boring world. Time to get some tacos on the Blue Planet.