So yea a few notes… this is my first ever fan fiction! Soo commentary is nice, please no flames, constructive criticism is great, bashing will only hurt my feelings. Oh it's Longchamp and Hibari, odd yes but cute! Soo yea… yaoi will happen… huzzah!

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters in Reborn…

They always say 'life is full of surprises.' Though is any of it really that surprising? Many things have a foreseeable outcome, and others take a simple educated guess. A few things though, catch everyone off guard. The biggest shock to hit the Vongola gang, was also one of the strangest hookups.

Outrageously Obnoxious

That loud boy always drove him crazy, he was an obnoxious attention whore. Hibari hated people like that. Everyone knew just about everything about the loud boy, who he dated, how he failed at everything, including life. An attention whore, that was Naito Longchamp. How Hibari craved to ram his tonfa into Longchamp's face, to beat the boy to a pulp. Yet at the same time something in the pit of his stomach (waaaaayyy down there) kept him from doing so. Maybe the spiky haired demon had grown on him, it's not like he could go a damn day with out bumping into Tsuna and the gang. Hibari frowned at the thought of bumping into them again, but that was life.

Hibari's brows furrowed, speak of the devil, Longchamp and his 'girlfriend' were walking towards him. Hibari hated Longchamp's girlfriends every single one of them, he wasn't sure why but something about them just made is stomach knot. Especially this one she was quite repulsive, a real turnoff, Hibari couldn't figure why Longchamp dated her, and more than once at that! Swiftly passing the two he watched them from his peripheral vision, the sight of them made his brow twitch in anger. Not that it mattered what Longchamp did, what they did; Hibari didn't care, why should he? Though that knot in his stomach told him otherwise.

Having passed possibly the creepiest guy in school, Longchamp couldn't help but shudder. That disciplinary captain, Hibari, sent shivers down Naito's spine. Strangely enough these weren't deathly afraid shivers, but it's not like he noticed anyway. He was to busy walking his cutie-pie to class.

Now his day was taking a turn for the worst, that damn Longchamp was EVERYWHERE! Not only that but the spiky haired twit was being all lovey with his she-beast. It made Hibari sick to his stomach, literally sick, he was currently in the bathroom leaning over one of the toilets staring at what was once his breakfast. It shouldn't have mattered what Longchamp did, it's not like he'd be dating her for long, his relationships never lasted. Another swift pang shot through his stomach as stomach acid traveled from his stomach to the toilet, damn that Naito….