Sparky: Hey every one I'm Sparky and this is Squishi! You have now entered the realm of my first fic!

Squishi: Heeeeeeelllllllooooooooooo

Sparky: would you like say the disclamer Squi-Squi?

Squishi: yah!

Squishi: Disclaimer: I do not under any circumstances own xiaolin showdown or any game-show at all.

Please, enjoy.

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Game show host: Welcome, welcome all to the quiziest, jokiest, craziest, annoy people-y-est show/story ever to exist!

Game show host: Now, welcome our first contestant! All the way from the Xaiolin temple, the little cheese ball we all love. OMI!

Omi walks in looking confused.

Omi: What am I doing here? And why are there so many people?

Game show host: Omi, all you have to do is answer a simple question and you'll be on your way!

Omi: Ahhh… ok then…

Game show host: ok Omi you ready for the question?

Omi: yes, I am ready.

Game show host: ok here it is…

Omi: ok.

Game show host: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Omi( looking stumped): What type of question is that!

Omi: I do not know why a chicken would even want to cross a road!

Omi: Why would a chicken want to risk its life to get to the other side!

Game show host: Congratulations, Omi you have given us the correct answer!

Omi: I have?

Game Show Host: yep, the correct answer is 'to get to the other side'!

Confetti stars raining down on the stage

Omi: I am most confused.

Omi: ORB OF TORNAMI!

The stage is flooded with water

Game show host: We'll be right back!

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Um yeah, well that was the first chapter, hope you enjoyed it.

Remember poeplez this is my first fic so go easy on me, I know it was pretty lame but there's more chapters with the other characters to go.

And after that I'll actually write a real story.

Now, review please!