I don't own FMA. This is a result of me being stupid as crap and trying to do something with songs. Note the songs will actually come in next chapter. Along with revisions for this one. Too tired to care at the moment

Involved characters:

Jean Havoc – The Updateable

Roy Mustang – The Flame Alchemist

Louis Alex Armstrong – The Strong Arm Alchemist

Edward Elric – The Full Metal Alchemist

Alphonse Elric – The Tin Can

Riza Hawkeye – The sharp shooting kind of hot for a cartoon wielding manacle gun witch.

Some others maybe as well

Scenario 1

Mustang was in his office glaring at his paper work. Just one he would have liked to not have to worry about. With darting eyes he looked around the office and realized that no one was around. With a grin he organized his paper work all nice and tidy like and with a sadistic grin, snapped his fingers, using too much force on accident he made source of all evil in his life blow apart and rain down around him like fiery confetti. After a moment of surprise he looked around against he grin replanted to his face and spied more paper work and objects including desks to be….ahem….removed.

A few minutes later Hawkeye walked into the room and saw paper ashes all over and her colonel standing in front of her desk. Gloved hand at the ready and a psycho grin. She could hear him muttering something about midget alchemists and the paper work stealing his sanity and a girl thinking of him as only her best friend. Oh woe was him.

"Sir what are you doing?" she asked him

Mustang looked at her and smiled. He looked at her and walked over.

"Sir what happened to all the desks and paper work?" she asked again

Mustang flushed with embarrassment for the moment and spoke sheepishly

"I um… filed it. Yes. Filed it. That it…."

Riza looked at him skeptically and sighed. Hawkeye after rolling her eyes spoke.

"Sir some of the men are going to a karaoke bar and wanted to know if you wanted to go."

Mustang thought it over for a moment.

"You going?"

"Yes…why?"

Mustang grinned and nodded and spoke "let us go. Works done. Let's have some fun."

Riza had one thought. Help me.