A Super Parody
Chapter 1: Radioactive Furby
It's a bird…no, it's a plane. Wait a minute…it's Superman! Or to be more precise, Sora dressed up in a Superman costume.
At this particular moment, he was running frantically down the street chased by some maniacal villain.
"Please, PLEASE don't hurt me!" he pleaded.
"Mwahahahaha, you'll never escape from me!" exclaimed a booming voice. Due to Sora being slightly directionally challenged, he ended up running into the only dead end located on Destiny Islands.
"Eep! I guess this would be a good time to use my imaginary superhero powers to smash through this conveniently placed brick wall." He drew back his fist, but before he could throw a punch, he was tackled from behind and then pulled over onto his back. He felt something small walk onto his chest.
"I told you that you'd never get away from me," boasted the little Furby that had Sora pinned to the ground. The only thing about this Furby…was well, he was glowing. Bright green to be exact, as he had been in an accident involving glow sticks. Sora, however, held a strong belief that he was caked in Kryptonite.
"Aww…I'm melting….melting!"
"Idiot, that's what witches do in the rain."
"Really? Then what am I supposed to do?"
"You're supposed to feel weak. Now, quit distracting me. It is time."
"Time for what?"
"Lun-." The sound of a broken record suddenly echoed through the alleyway as Riku came up from behind.
"What the heck are you doing, Sora?" His normal outfit suddenly changed into a Batman costume. "Hey! What happened to my clothes?"
"Oh, no! It's Batman!"
"I cannot believe that you're letting a Furby of all things… Oh, nevermind." He proceeded to pull out a glow stick and break it.
"NOOOOOO! The horror!" exclaimed the "radioactive" Furby as he quickly leaped off of Sora's chest and hid in a darker corner of the alley, where he glowed even more. Memories of that tragic day long ago flashed through the little guy's head…
Five Furbies, each one color-blue, red, yellow, brown, and pink- stood gathered around a disco ball. The brown Furby had an afro and some silver bling around where his neck would be if he had one.
"Dudes, I think we should play with some glow sticks…" said the pink one of the group.
"That would be totally groovy, Dude!!" exclaimed everyone, including the brown one, who we now know as the radioactive Furby. Each of them got a green glow stick, and cracked it. When the Furby with an afro broke his, it squirted into his eyes causing him to panic and start rolling around on the ground.
"Get it off, get it off!" This of course, only caused his whole body to become coated in glow stick residue. And he's never been the same since that day…
The distant look left the Furby's eyes as Riku held the glow stick menacingly in front of him.
The Furby jumped in shock, and scampered off, "You haven't seen the last of me!"
"Phew, thanks Rik- I mean Batman."
"I'm not Batman. What's the deal with this superhero stuff anyway?" However, before Sora could come up with a reply, a blinding green light filled the alleyway.
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The radioactive Furby waddled down the sidewalk muttering about the unfairness of it all. The sun glowed bright orange as it began to sink lower and lower beneath the horizon. His green eyes looked up from their downcast state to suddenly find himself gazing at an angel.
Her golden blonde hair shimmered resplendently in the orange light, like a golden waterfall. Her eyes were of the purest sapphire. He'd never seen anyone so beautiful. And let's not forget her beak…so…so like every other Furbys' on the planet. This was Furbina, the fairest Furby of them all.
Furby's beak dropped down in awe at this sight, she was the Furby of everyone's dreams, after all…and here she was standing not five feet away from him. So close that he could-.
Suddenly, his foot hit a bump in the ground and he went flying, contrary to his nature as a wingless stuffed bird, and crashed into his dream girlfriend.
"Ahhhhhhhhh!" she shrieked, her voice coming out as a harsh squawk of surprise. Furby instantly leaped off of her, and ran away.
Way to go tough guy…
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The green light faded away to reveal some creepy hooded guy, as well as Kairi, Donald, and Goofy. Kairi was dressed in a Wonder Woman costume, looking rather uncomfortable while Donald and Goofy still wore their normal attire.
"Hello..." said the creepy hooded guy.
"Uh…hi…" said Sora. "Psssst, Riku, don't make eye contact. This guy gives me the heebie-jeebies. Oh, and hi Kaira, Donald, and Goofy!"
"You're probably wondering why I gathered you all here… Sora, since you were dressed as Superman I assumed that your friends must be superheroes as well. It is now your job to stop a great evil that is plotting to take over the worlds. I charge you Sora, as Superman, you, Riku, as Batman, and you Kairi as Wonder Woman to save the worlds."
"Coolness!" exclaimed Sora, ready for action. "But who gets to be Flash, Green Lantern, and Hawk Girl?"
"I'm glad you asked… Goofy, you shall be the Green Lantern, and Donald, you shall now be Hawk Duck."
"What about Flash?" asked Sora.
"Oh, he's always moving…too fast for you to see. There he goes again…" the cloaked figure laughed nervously.
"Hawk Duck? What kind o' name is that?" asked Donald grumpily. They suddenly found themselves in superhero outfits…well sort of. Goofy wore a lantern costume that went from his neck to his ankles and cast off an eerie green light, while Donald just had cardboard hawk wings stuck to his back.
"What if I don't want to be Batman?" inquired Riku. "And why can't we just dress like normal and fight with our weapons?"
"Uh…too bad, and as to the last part of your question…can't you just play along? No reason to be Mr. Critical."
"You can't beat that logic," said Sora. "So who's this terrible evil trying to take over the worlds?"
Kairi grumbled under her breath, "Why do I have to be Wonder Woman…? This costume keeps giving me wedgies…"
"He goes by the name of Billy. You'll find that he's quite an interesting character…"
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And Billy was indeed an interesting character… His beady eyes roved around, diabolically. He was plotting… Plotting to take over the worlds, like Pinky and the Brain. Okay, maybe that wasn't the best comparison, since those two lab mice tend to fail every time, but you get the picture…
da marshmallow: If there are any grammatical errors (and I mean any) you can hunt down blondie91 as she has been my proofreader for this fic…JK! I'm sure it would have far more errors if it wasn't for her so thanks sis! Anywhoo, I'll probably post review replies on my AOL journal which you can reach through my homepage link and those will go up right before I update the next chapter. Also, I plan on updating once every week unless some unforeseeable circumstances arise. Welp, I think I've said enough so I hope you review on your way out. : )
Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts, Justice League, Furbies, Pinky and the Brain, and anything else that is obviously not mine. I'm sure this list is just going to get longer as the fic continues…