Parody of: "I want a lover I don't have to love" By Bright Eyes
New Song: "I want a wrestler who doesn't suck" By NalaECfn'W
I picked it out
Of the TV guide to take a view
Said I "who's the guy who likes to lose?"
He said "know your role, you roody poo."
I'm so unaware
What can I lose, no prying eyes
I went to sit on my behind
I asked my friends, they told me what time
Now it's 9 o'clock
I almost forgot, damn I'm such a mark
My television on channel 3
Fiddling with the VCR keys
Sitting alone in my house
Watching all the foul words coming out
I didn't care to know
Who was main eventing this show
I want a wrestler who doesn't suck
I want a talented guy who knows what's up
Where's that guy with all the beer?
I wanted to see him, now I shed a tear
Oh who cares…
I got the money
If Vince has got the time
He said , "It's real good"
I said "I'll give it a try"
The my mind went dark…
I just forgot that I'm a smark…
Let's just watch A-Train
And watch my ass complain and complain
Bad actors with bad habits
Some sad wrestlers, it's just so tragic
And my phone's ringing
And the WWE truck is leavin
Let's just keep payin'
Lets just keep… keep watchin'
I want a wrestler who doesn't suck
I want HHH's mouth taped shut so he doesn't talk
And where's that guy with all the beer?
I got an urge and it ain't fulfilled
I need some storylines that can be memorized
The kind Vince does always slips my mind
But this, but this…
This crap I just want to hate
This ain't 1998
WWE really does suck
And to suck
Why does Vince suck?
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know…
Then fix it please
Then fix it please
Then fix it please…