Created by Raile 21 from the KP Fanfic section
A Sitch in Time, Space and Reality
Hi guys, this is my first ever fan fiction here, so I need reviews and suggestions maybe. I don't own anything in Kim Possible, no matter how much I wish it to be, it all belong to Walt Disney Co., those ungrateful and lucky DOG (Dashingly Outstanding Guys), so don't sue me. I think I put in the words right.
I make the story after STD and up to current episode.
Chapter One – The start and the beginning
Middleton, Colorado, 03:00 AM, 2 September 2005
Kim Possible (KP) is sleeping peacefully, her flowing red hair and beautiful feature, do not diminishes, even when she's sleeping, if it is even possible, she looks even cuter in her sleep than when she is active in the day. Cute I mean, in the cute sense that says "Ooh what an angel" sort of cute when you see the expression in her face. Then her phone beside the bed suddenly rings, Kim Possible wakes up, with her emerald green eyes shifting uncomfortably, annoyed that her phone would ring at three in the morning, but as this had happened before in the past, she can already guess who it is.
"Hello?" Kim said, while straightening up on her bed.
"Hi KP, eh it's me, Ron." Ron's voice answers from the speaker
"Rooon… How many times must I tell you not to call me this late when I'm sleeping?" Kim says to his boyfriend/best friend with dangerous tone. I can't believe Ron calls me like this, I thought I already told him months ago that we're dating, the proms really happened, I did not leave him for Rufus, cant believe I just thought that, ewww gross, and he's on the team, as well as making that winning touchdown on the last football match with Upperton.
"Eh yeah, you did already KP, but I just want to ask whether the thing with Drakken and Shego last time is real or not, you know with all the losing memory thing, and the train and the pants falling down. I just want to know whether you're really does have your memory back KP, and it is not just a wishful dream I've just had. Oh no. Or is it that I was dreaming and your memory still isn't back and that what I am saying now is totally creeping you out." As Ron's voice trails through the speaker.
Kim stares at the speaker of her phone, with disbelief. She can't believe what her boyfriend/best friend is saying. Is Ron really that dense? But oh Ron is so cute when he is worried. I think I'll mess with him here, just to teach him a lesson for calling this late.
"What are you talking about Ron? I don't understand a single word you're saying." Kim asks adding a hint of confusion to her tone.
"I mean the fact that we're now dating Kim? Helloooo?! …I thought your memory is back already." Ron asks worriedly
"What?! Ron I know we've been best friends like forever, but I think me as your girlfriend is over the top don't you think?" Kim says suppressing the glee in her voice
" What?! Say it isn't so KP. Noo the injustice!!" Ron said with a groan and anguish
"Rufus, I thought you told me that what happened yesterday is real!"
Kim heard Ron said angrily to Rufus, while she can hear Rufus squeaking loudly to Ron, followed by a yell of pain that sounds like Ron.
"OOuuww! Bad Rufus! Bad Rufus! No Naco for you today! Man, I can't believe Rufus just bit my finger."
"Hahahahaha, oh Ron everything just seems to go from bad to worse for you hah?" Kim said with a dash of amusement in her voice
"KP, why are you laughing?! Why are you laughing?!" Ron said a little louder in the last part
"I'm just messing with you. You do realize that I'm not a morning person do you? And that I hate to be woken up early? And oh Ron, I am just going to say this once, everything isb real, we did go to stop Drakken and Shego yesterday. Even though they got away, at least I did have my memory back, I know that you are my boyfriend and I said I think I love you and the fact that your pants did fall in the train that gives my memory back." Kim said hoping that it would put Ron back into her perspectives.
"Really? That all happens? Man I am so glad right now KP. But… Hey wait a minute! Why did your memory came back when every thing I did to make your memory returns failed, but when my pants falls down it did come back? And why did you said I think I love you instead of I love you?" Ron asks with suspicion and annoyance in his voice.
Kim fidgets slightly after hearing Ron's barrage of questions, at lost of what to say. After a brief moment has passed, Kim finally decides to speak.
"Ehmm, Ron, I don't know, it just did, maybe it's because my memory is stronger when your pants falls down, now your pants didn't fall in every mission but you have to admit it falls down a lot, 28 times by the last count, and every time you did that it shook me somewhat, maybe my memory was triggered by the shock and that linked to the fact that I just bought you a belt for our halfaversery." Kim explains to Ron
"Yeah still don't know what that word means, moving on."
"And for the fact that I did say I think I love you, maybe it's because I am still unsure of what to say at that time, and it's because I don't usually say those words, because I still feels giddy and uncomfortable, you know the whole I can do anything thing didn't mean saying those words on a regular basis, it's kind of a first time for me you know, Ron. But if it will make you feel better I will say it better this time… right now."
Taking a deep breath and closing her eyes Kim pause a moment before saying…
"Ron, I love you. I do love you in the past I think my love will always be until the end of time. I can't bear the thought of being apart from you and I want you to know that I will always be there for you." Kim finally says exhaling her breath.
"Kim, I love you too. And I feel exactly the same way you just said to me now." Ron voice fills with loving emotion and a sense of satisfaction is heard through the speaker
Both Kim and Ron let that moment lingers on for a moment enjoying the aftereffect atmosphere of the conversation.
"So Ron, I'm beat can you now let me go back to sleep, I'll meet you again tomorrow, it is weekend after all." Finally Kim said breaking the silence.
"Ok, KP. I'll se you tomorrow, want to catch a movie tomorrow? My treat."
"It's a date Ron, now goodnight."
"Goodnight KP."
Kim is about ready to close the phone when…
"Hey KP, you're absolutely sure what happened on Wednesday really happened?"
With exasperation, Kim let out a snarl before Kim slams the phone back to its place, laying back down on her bed, feeling tired and ready to go back to sleep, having dream of a romantic candlelight dinner with Ron.
Chapter two – The calm before the storm
Middleton, Colorado, The Possible Residence, 09:00 AM, 2 September 2005
'Knock, knock…'
Ron wearing his trademark red jersey that is one size too large and also one size too large khaki trouser pants knocks on the Possible's residence.
"I said I am sorry Rufus, how long do you want to sulk? Now, look sharp buddy, we're at KP house now." Ron trying to persuade Rufus to behave, while Rufus is sulking and looking annoyed at Ron somehow
"Umphh, make me" Rufus retorts
"I'll buy you double servings of Naco today. How does that sound?"
Rufus looks tempted but managed to hold his ground.
"Fine buddy, I'll let you have my share of Mrs. Dr. P Pancake with extra toppings" Ron offered hoping that will break his buddy's resolve
"Eeep, Okay!" Rufus chatters excitedly, almost beaming at the prospect of triple layered maple sauce pancake with melted cheese and blueberry on top, every naked mole rat's dream, well beside a Naco anyway…
"Oooh, that's amazing Ron, I don't think you ever willingly give your share of my pancake to anyone before." A familiar voice could be heard from the door
Curses! I was too distracted I forgot that I already knocked and now Kim's mom going to think that I hate her pancakes. As usual Ron's obliviousness and complete lack of common sense prevails in the most common of time and trivialities.
"Ehh Hi, Mrs. Dr. P, good morning to you. I was actually trying to persuade Rufus to forgive me for something." Ron reasons
"Persuade? If I didn't know any better young man, it's that you're buying Rufus silence, personally I think that you're hiding something" Queried Mrs. Dr. Possible. The Possible matriarch crosses her arms and expecting for Ron to revoke his reasoning.
"What? No. No. No, I was merely divulging in the thought of the best pancake in the world that you always make, with Rufus, Mrs. Dr. P"
Let's see now Ron's response was flattering of course but based on what I know of Ron's attitude and personality, I say it has something to do with Kimmie, being a brain surgeon really does have its advantage afterall. Hmm, better let it slide, I was young once, I guess this is okay.
Giggling, Anne Possible take a side step to let Ron in.
"Well come in then Ron, I suppose I can make you an extra batch of pancake to satisfy both you and Rufus appetite." Mrs.Dr.Possible says
"Thanks Mrs. Dr. P. Do you know where Kim is?" Ron replied as he enters the house and following Mrs.Dr.Possible, Ron starts to walk deeper passing the living room and to the corridors leading to the kitchen.
"Why of course dear, she's still sleeping upstairs, why don't you go wake her up?" Mrs. Dr. Possible says
"Will do, Mrs. Dr. P", Ron cheerfully replies, not a minute after…
"Aaaaaahhhh!" Ron screams as he hastily ducks from an incoming rocket
"Ha! You miss me!" Ron says. Apparently Ron has become accustomed to the twin's invention in the house
"Well dooh. We already expect that, that's why we add a homing technology to all our rockets, now…" Jim's voice practically dripping with malicious joy and pride
"… Our rockets are all upgraded into missiles." Tim's voice followed after
"Wait… Missiles?!" Ron face change into realization and then horror, which then change again into panic as the rocket slash missiles make a banana turn and headed towards Ron, Ron ran through the kitchen, thinking fast he grab a frying pan and with almost unbelievable speed, precision… and a whole lot of luck from the endless supply of the Ron Factor, swat the missile straight into Mr. Dr. P breakfast…
And it was caught by Mrs. Dr. Possible before it has a chance to hit her husband "Boys! What did I have tell you about launching rockets in the house? What if somebody got hurt?" Mrs. Dr. P reprimands her children's
"But mom, technically it's not a rocket, it's a missile, plus we programmed it not to hit anyone but Ron" Jim and Tim's protests
"Still no reason to play inside the house, plus if it hit your father instead, like it was about to happen a second ago. What will you boys do? You are both grounded for a week!" An angry Anne Possible says
"Aww mom! At least we know that Ron is cool now right?" Cool, we have got too ask Ron how he hit a 75 Mps missile into submission, maybe We can try that when I'm old enough to go into mission like Kim. Jim and Tim protests and think at the same time. Then with practiced ease and acting like they have done nothing wrong whatsoever sits at the table and starts to eat their breakfast of cereals and milk.
"I'm sorry Ron, they're convinced that since you're dating Kim's, then you must be able to dodge it like Kim always does" Mrs. Dr. Possible apologize to Ron
"Ehh, no prob, Mrs. Dr. P, I figured that if I can dodge spinning tops of doom and lasers, missile would be second on my list right now." Ron tried to be modest about it, while still feeling pretty good from proving that he is now considered to be worthy to be Kim's boyfriend not only by her parents, but by the twins as well.
"That's great Ron, it's nice seeing you have the confidence now, you're finally becoming a man." Anne Possible said proudly to Ron, which she felt like a second son to her
"Not a man that's about to be launched to the nearest black hole I hope" cut by Mr. Dr. P, finally putting down his newspaper and finally addresses Ron
"Eeep, no Mr. Dr P." cringed Ron, if anyone can do that its Kim's dad
"Anyway, so Ronald, what plan have you got for Kimmie-cub today?" Ask James Possible to Ron. Eyeing his breakfast from which Rufus can be seen having a milk bath swimming happily in his bowl of cereal.
"Well, Mr. Dr. P. I plan to take Kim to the movies today, after that we're going to have lunch at Bueno Nacho." Answers Ron recovering from the initial shock, as well as hastily scooping Rufus out of Kim's father breakfast
Well it seems innocent enough, I don't have to worry about Kim and Ron going into a regretful situation for both of them now do I? "That's fine Ron, make sure she come back before dinner or its black hole for you" States James possible with a firm tone, trying to find whether there's hair on his cereal before realizing that Rufus is hairless.
"Yes, Mr. Dr. P." Replies Ron sheepishly
"Now Ron, go and get Kim while I prepare the pancakes for you" says Anne Possible whipping out the flour, which oddly enough was previously called Sacky III by Ron, before mysteriously disappeared taken by Jim for an experiment, leaving the rest to his mom.
"Yummm! Pancakes!!" Rufus chatters as he crawl out of Ron's pocket and to the table looking hopefully at Anne Possible
"And you too Rufus" added Anne Possible to the naked mole rat
"Yes Mrs. Dr. P" Ron answers as he goes out of the kitchen and going up the stairs to the second floor, open the trap door and climbing up to Kim's customized loft, knocking at the door he receives no reply. Wow, when Kim's sleeps, she sleeps like an elephant. That is… nothing short of an elephant noise will wake her up now. Ron grin evilly Well Kim, its time for you to wake up whether you like it or not. "Ready or not Kim, I'm coming in!" before charging in and…
Kim's POV
Kim's turns the shower knob off, while drying her body with a towel; she put on her bathrobe and while she got out of her bathroom, proceed to dry off her hair with her towel. Being a girl she could use a hair blower to dry her hair faster but she read in a magazine that a hair blower can damage the hair, and make it dry and dull, besides she liked doing it as it gave her a moment off to think, it has become a habit for her everyday, almost a ritual.
Not realizing a knock on her door due to the towel wrapped around her head, which combined with her wet hair buffering the noise into her ear. Proceeding to her bed, she reaches for her clothes when…
""Ready or not Kim, I'm coming in!" Ron's voice suddenly be heard from outside her room
"What?!" Kim stammers Ron?! Here!? Now!? Realizing her sitch now, her face pales before she desperately says "Ron! No, don't…" before the door burst open Damn! Why didn't I lock the door yesterday?! As her last mind log entry before the door burst open.
3RD POV – Anyone's Point Of View but our main character
Ron barges in and sees…
Kim dressed in a bathrobe, without her clothes on trying to get closer to the door, fails in the process, and freeze in the middle of the room halfway to the door.
While Kim sees…
Ron, wearing his usual clothes wearing an evil grin when entering before it change into shock and mouth gaping open also freeze halfway from the door
Kim and Ron POV
To both of them it was like time is standing still, they don't know how long both of them stays freezing like that, it seems like forever, breath starting to get heavy, brain going into overdrive and shutdown, temperature slowly going up.
Error 876 – Kim's mind log
Cause: When your best friend and boyfriend caught you naked with just a piece of bathrobe and nothing in between.
Symptom: Shutdown in motor system, overload in blood pressure, increasing temperature, stall in brain activity, shifting blood from body to head to jumpstart brain into action.
Treatment: Going into a bloody rampage after screaming at the top of the lungs, kick boyfriend out of the room, get dress, find out what is the sitch and hope Ron just bought a life insurance.
Error 574 – Ron's mind log
Cause: When you barge in to your best friend and girlfriend room, thinking to pull a fast one on your girlfriend but instead found yourself in trouble with her because she is not exactly dressed for the occasion at that moment
Symptom: Shutdown in motor system, conflicting brain message, one basically says "Ohh yeaah! Go Ron! Stay as long as you can, enjoy the view!", the other says "We are so dead right now, quickly get out so that she still thinks you are a benevolent guy!", causing body and mind into a deadlock, need further stimulus before jumpstart can be initiated.
Treatment: Dig a hole and hope she forgot the incident, stay low and prepare to check the bank account as this may get expensive.
3RD POV – Our point of View again
In truth, after the door was opened and the two freezes only 5 seconds have passed…
"AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Kim screams at the top of her lungs, she is the first who reacts, breaking the silence
Ron stammers and flinches "What the?! I I-I I'm sorry Kim! I knocked, I swear! I thought you're still sleeping!" Ron hurriedly retreat back to exit the room
"I don't care!! Out! Now!" Kim starts to push Ron out of her room, effectively kicking his butt to make him exit faster, approximately 0.32 sec faster by kicking him, while lashing out with both of her hand
"Ouch! I said I am sorry. Stop hitting me." Ron replies as the door closed behind him. Ron faces the door trying to figure out where did he went wrong
"Ehem…" Coughs Mr. Dr. Possible from behind
Ron's face begins to pale when he starts to turn around and face Mr. Dr. P, crossing both of his arms looking dangerously at Ron. Mrs. Dr. P, is beaming and holding a giggle? Looking at Ron with amusement, from the way both his husband at Ron acts. While the twins remarks, "Ouch Ron, busted!"
"I am so in trouble, am I?" Ron asks, starting to accepts his fate
"Black Hole deep Ron, Black Hole deep" James Possible says while looking down at Ron.
"Eeeeep…" Squeaks Ron weakly.
Finish two of my chapter, haven't got to the main plot yet, just easy flow to introduce you to my writing style. I hope to get reviews people! I don't expect flamers here, nobody like a flamer! So Flame off and fly if you can to the F4 building, they have your kind there.