A/N: This story takes place after the war of the Ring, but it doesn't
really has to do with it. It's just a fun story, so read and hit that
review button :) By the way, the characters may be diffrent then you have
in mind, but I just wanted them to fit in this story. About my other story
- what's a plot - Don't worry, I have a lack of inspirration but I haven't
forgotten it.
Chapter 1
One day Merry and Pippin were sitting outside in the Hobbiton.
"Merry, I'm bored.", Pippin announced
"me to", said Merry "let's do something exciting!", he exclaimed.
"Like what?", Pippin asked.
"Let's visit Frodo!"
"But that isn't that exciting, you know."
"But we could ask him if he knows something exciting!"
"Sure, we could try, I guess.", said Pippin.
And so, they stood up, and walked over to Bag End, where Frodo lived. They stopped at his door, and for a split second, they just stood there. Untill Pippin got the smart idea to actually knock on the door. Merry and Pippin looked at each other with a hint of excitement in their eyes, untill Frodo opened the door.
"Hello Merry and Pippin, how nice to see you. Come in, come in, you can tell me why you came after I made you some tea." Frodo motioned for them to come in. He made them some tea, and then sat down next to them.
"So, why did you decided to pay me a visit? Does it has a reason or did you just came for a chat?", Frodo asked.
"Well actually..", Merry began
"We came to ask you if you know something for us to do which is exciting.", Pippin finished.
Frodo seemed deep in thought for a while, Merry and Pippin thought he was off in his own little world, untill he finally spoke up.
"I know something, and it would come in hand for me to. I lost my socks! I swear, I laid them there on the table, and the other second, it was gone. My guess is that someone stole it, and I could use you guys to find the thief."
Merry and Pippin exchanged looks, and they both had the largest smiles on their faces. Frodo felt rather awkward.
"What's so funny?", he asked.
Merry and Pippin both bursted out laughing, Frodo was in the position that he felt he was going to throw them out if they just laughed at him. How dare they?
"My dearest Frodo", Pippin said, though he could hardly speak "why on earth do you have socks? We Hobbits never wear them, we walk bare feated, don't we?"
"Yes, but between my letter exchanges with Bilbo, he told me that socks were really comfortable to wear, and he recommended them to me. He also sent a pair with the letter, and I must add, they are quite comfortable."
Merry and Pippin exchanged some glances and looked at each other as if Frodo completely lost his mind.
"Alright" Merry spoke up "We will do that. Though we need the EXACT info about your socks, how they look like, when you saw them for the last time, and if you know anyone who could've stole them, you know, suspects."
"Yay!" Pippin enthusiasticly said,"finally we have something exciting to do!"
They both stood up and started hugging each other tightly.
"Look, I don't want to break your Hallmark moment, but aren't you going to interview me, or something?", asked Frodo.
"Oh yeah, we almost forgot that part. We were so fedd up that we finally have something excited to do, you know.", said Pippin.
"Okay Frodo, we, Pippin and me, both sit next to each other and then you come walking to us and sit on the other side of the table, so you can see our faces.", Merry explained.
"What on Middle-earth?"
"Now please don't spoil our little episode Frodo, please? If we do it this way, it makes it look more real!", Pippin said.
"Sure", Frodo said, while he walked to the end of the room where he waited untill Merry and Pippin were seated. He mumbled something that looked like 'freaks' and folded his arms.
"This is so exciting, isn't it Merry?"
"Yes Pip, it is, now let's act all proffesional alright? It makes it more exciting."
Pippin nodded enthusiasthicly.
"Can I come now?"
"Just a minute Frodo, we'll give you a sign" said Merry.
There was an awkward silence untill Merry clapped his hands twice. Frodo stared blankly ahead.
"Uhm, Frodo, that's the sign. You can come now."
Frodo walked slowly forward, and sat down, at the opposite of them. Again there was an awkward silence.
"Frodo, you can tell us your problem now" said Merry.
"You"
"Seriously, Frodo" said Merry
"Okay. I lost my socks."
"Frodo, you ain't doing it good! One, more dramatic please and two, more details." said Merry.
"Okay, sorry. I was really happy that Bilbo had sent me those pair of socks. They were as white as could be, and so, I laid them on the table only for a moment. You see, I needed, to, erm, go to the toilet."
As Frodo was talking, Pippin was scribbling notes and Merry listened closely and looked at Frodo with an understanding gaze.
"As I was going to the toilet, I asked if Sam"
"Did you say Sam?" Merry interrupted him
"Well yes"
"Write that down, Pip. Pip? Are you listening?"
Pippin seemed to be in his own world as he was scribbling something on his blocknote. Merry abruptly grabbed his blocknote and gasped at the sight that he saw. Merry had drawn... A flower!
"How could you Pippin? Finally Frodo is serious and now you're like this! This is no fun!"
"Sorry Merry", Pippin pouted.
"I don't mean to be rude, but, when are we going on with my interview?"
"Sorry Frodo. Okay Pip, from now on I'll scribble the notes and you look at him with an understanding gaze and you motion him to go on, okay?"
"Sure."
"I assume I can go on? Okay, here I go. So I asked Sam if he could keep an eye on my socks, you know, he is my gardener and he was cutting the verge so I guessed he could keep an eye on my pair of socks. As I was done with my, erm, deed, my pair of socks were gone!"
"Alright, we know enough for now", said Merry.
"Our suspects are Sam, Rosie, and Legolas.", said Pippin.
"Why Rosie and Legolas? I can see why you think Sam could've done it but they?", asked Frodo.
"Well, as for Rosie, she is with Sam and she could've stole them as a sign 'get away from Sam'. And as for Legolas, we just like to annoy the hell out of that Elf.", said Pippin.
"Oh. Well, I wish you luck, don't forget to let me know how it ends. Ta- ta!", said Frodo, as he pushed them out the house, and smashed the door in their faces.
"Well Pippin, let's go to our first suspect... Sam"
"Yay! I knew this was gonna be a good day."
And so they went to look for Sam.
A/N: What do you think? I know that Sam and Rosie live with Frodo, don't worry. Just let me know what you'd like to see in the next chapters.
Chapter 1
One day Merry and Pippin were sitting outside in the Hobbiton.
"Merry, I'm bored.", Pippin announced
"me to", said Merry "let's do something exciting!", he exclaimed.
"Like what?", Pippin asked.
"Let's visit Frodo!"
"But that isn't that exciting, you know."
"But we could ask him if he knows something exciting!"
"Sure, we could try, I guess.", said Pippin.
And so, they stood up, and walked over to Bag End, where Frodo lived. They stopped at his door, and for a split second, they just stood there. Untill Pippin got the smart idea to actually knock on the door. Merry and Pippin looked at each other with a hint of excitement in their eyes, untill Frodo opened the door.
"Hello Merry and Pippin, how nice to see you. Come in, come in, you can tell me why you came after I made you some tea." Frodo motioned for them to come in. He made them some tea, and then sat down next to them.
"So, why did you decided to pay me a visit? Does it has a reason or did you just came for a chat?", Frodo asked.
"Well actually..", Merry began
"We came to ask you if you know something for us to do which is exciting.", Pippin finished.
Frodo seemed deep in thought for a while, Merry and Pippin thought he was off in his own little world, untill he finally spoke up.
"I know something, and it would come in hand for me to. I lost my socks! I swear, I laid them there on the table, and the other second, it was gone. My guess is that someone stole it, and I could use you guys to find the thief."
Merry and Pippin exchanged looks, and they both had the largest smiles on their faces. Frodo felt rather awkward.
"What's so funny?", he asked.
Merry and Pippin both bursted out laughing, Frodo was in the position that he felt he was going to throw them out if they just laughed at him. How dare they?
"My dearest Frodo", Pippin said, though he could hardly speak "why on earth do you have socks? We Hobbits never wear them, we walk bare feated, don't we?"
"Yes, but between my letter exchanges with Bilbo, he told me that socks were really comfortable to wear, and he recommended them to me. He also sent a pair with the letter, and I must add, they are quite comfortable."
Merry and Pippin exchanged some glances and looked at each other as if Frodo completely lost his mind.
"Alright" Merry spoke up "We will do that. Though we need the EXACT info about your socks, how they look like, when you saw them for the last time, and if you know anyone who could've stole them, you know, suspects."
"Yay!" Pippin enthusiasticly said,"finally we have something exciting to do!"
They both stood up and started hugging each other tightly.
"Look, I don't want to break your Hallmark moment, but aren't you going to interview me, or something?", asked Frodo.
"Oh yeah, we almost forgot that part. We were so fedd up that we finally have something excited to do, you know.", said Pippin.
"Okay Frodo, we, Pippin and me, both sit next to each other and then you come walking to us and sit on the other side of the table, so you can see our faces.", Merry explained.
"What on Middle-earth?"
"Now please don't spoil our little episode Frodo, please? If we do it this way, it makes it look more real!", Pippin said.
"Sure", Frodo said, while he walked to the end of the room where he waited untill Merry and Pippin were seated. He mumbled something that looked like 'freaks' and folded his arms.
"This is so exciting, isn't it Merry?"
"Yes Pip, it is, now let's act all proffesional alright? It makes it more exciting."
Pippin nodded enthusiasthicly.
"Can I come now?"
"Just a minute Frodo, we'll give you a sign" said Merry.
There was an awkward silence untill Merry clapped his hands twice. Frodo stared blankly ahead.
"Uhm, Frodo, that's the sign. You can come now."
Frodo walked slowly forward, and sat down, at the opposite of them. Again there was an awkward silence.
"Frodo, you can tell us your problem now" said Merry.
"You"
"Seriously, Frodo" said Merry
"Okay. I lost my socks."
"Frodo, you ain't doing it good! One, more dramatic please and two, more details." said Merry.
"Okay, sorry. I was really happy that Bilbo had sent me those pair of socks. They were as white as could be, and so, I laid them on the table only for a moment. You see, I needed, to, erm, go to the toilet."
As Frodo was talking, Pippin was scribbling notes and Merry listened closely and looked at Frodo with an understanding gaze.
"As I was going to the toilet, I asked if Sam"
"Did you say Sam?" Merry interrupted him
"Well yes"
"Write that down, Pip. Pip? Are you listening?"
Pippin seemed to be in his own world as he was scribbling something on his blocknote. Merry abruptly grabbed his blocknote and gasped at the sight that he saw. Merry had drawn... A flower!
"How could you Pippin? Finally Frodo is serious and now you're like this! This is no fun!"
"Sorry Merry", Pippin pouted.
"I don't mean to be rude, but, when are we going on with my interview?"
"Sorry Frodo. Okay Pip, from now on I'll scribble the notes and you look at him with an understanding gaze and you motion him to go on, okay?"
"Sure."
"I assume I can go on? Okay, here I go. So I asked Sam if he could keep an eye on my socks, you know, he is my gardener and he was cutting the verge so I guessed he could keep an eye on my pair of socks. As I was done with my, erm, deed, my pair of socks were gone!"
"Alright, we know enough for now", said Merry.
"Our suspects are Sam, Rosie, and Legolas.", said Pippin.
"Why Rosie and Legolas? I can see why you think Sam could've done it but they?", asked Frodo.
"Well, as for Rosie, she is with Sam and she could've stole them as a sign 'get away from Sam'. And as for Legolas, we just like to annoy the hell out of that Elf.", said Pippin.
"Oh. Well, I wish you luck, don't forget to let me know how it ends. Ta- ta!", said Frodo, as he pushed them out the house, and smashed the door in their faces.
"Well Pippin, let's go to our first suspect... Sam"
"Yay! I knew this was gonna be a good day."
And so they went to look for Sam.
A/N: What do you think? I know that Sam and Rosie live with Frodo, don't worry. Just let me know what you'd like to see in the next chapters.
