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Dante sat on the couch and turned on the tv. Vergil walked into the room shortly afterwards, adding gel to his hair. " When are you going to be done adding that junk to your head?" Dante said in a bored tone. "When I can poke your eyes out with my head..." Vergil muttered. Vergil suddenly drew his sword and smacked Dante in the face with it.
Dante's eyes narrowed and he waited for Vergil to walk away before he picked up Rebellion and followed him into the kitchen. Using quicksilver, Vergil suddenly heard: "Stand still!" Eyes widened in fright, Vergil turned around and proceeded to be turned into a living statue. Dante then took this opportunity to whack Vergil several times over the head with Rebellion and stole his sword. Running away with a look of happiness on his face, Dante barged into Vergil's room and looked through his stuff. Following this, he locked the door and read Vergil's diary so that he could make fun of him later. His Devil Trigger wore out, and Dante hid the book under the bed. He had basically trashed the remaining pages so that nothing could be written on them. Without any signs of hessataion, Dante unlocked the door. He waited, and when Vergil came into the room angrily screaming that his head hurt and his sword was gone, Dante stuck the Yamoto into Vergils forehead. He blinked, wincing slightly, and tried to turn to see Dante. When he did, he whacked the sword on the door. It of course vibrated and sent Vergil swaying and stumbling backwards. Dante fell over laughing, and stoped to see Vergil angrily glaring at him.
Vergil lunged, striking Dante over the head at least ten times with the sword. Dante slapped Vergil across the face, and it started a big fight. There was slaping and hair pulling and I think Vergil cried once... yeaahhh. Dante then countinued to slap Vergil with Rebellion and show him pictues of themselves as children. Which, Dante had taken the liberty to draw all over. Vergil had a mustace and a halo in every one... a halo! "That bastard!" Vergil yelled...