I saw another fanfiction on here last night I think, or me and my boyfriend were talking about it (I was drunk, so I don't know sorry) and yeah. This kind of spewed out... Enjoy.
This is a backwards version of "Take Me Out" which is a dating show over here, I think it started out being "Dating in the Dark," but I have no idea what happened.
This is primarily Castiel and Willow, but a bit of Wincest too I suppose.
If you want to read the actual plot story with Cas and Willow, it's called Glorified Entities and there is a sequel; Caged Light.
So yeah, please review and enjoy!"I hate you guys," Willow grumbled, glaring at Dean who had a mouth full of pie, "why couldn't you guys do it."
Dean said something unintelligible as he tried to shove more pie in his mouth, so Sam cut over him with a chuckle, "Because the shifter is after the girls."
"Apparently," Willow groaned, playing with her hair nervously, rolling her eyes and pacing back around the small cream room, "if no one dies, I'll kill you."
Sam opened his mouth to reply and was cut short by the door opening and a woman who was dressed purely in black with a matching black headphone is as she gestured at Willow, and with one last glare which almost made Dean cower in a corner, she followed the woman out of the room hearing Sam yell out behind her, "you might get on with someone."
Willow stalked down the hall, grumbling under her breath, slamming the door shut behind her as she stood on the white glowing podium, listening to the crowd beneath her, cursing under her breath.
"Come on then boys, it's time to get the next lady on here. Single lady reveal yourself!" she could hear the English host call out, "remember guys, no likie, no lightie."
Willow could see the host Paddy turn around and gesture towards the lift as she looked either side, seeing that she was in the middle of a row of about thirty men, with all different types of men standing in front of podiums with buttons and connected to the light at the front.
Willow took a deep breath as she heard Come as You Are by Nirvana play as the lift lowered, revealing her, with a slightly nervous expression on her face, but she tried to keep the impish, unafraid grin on her face as she walked along the rows, winking every now and then at the men, praying that she wasn't going to fall over, even though she wasn't sure if anyone could blame her. She was in eight inch stilettos after all.
The music stopped as soon as Willow stood next to Paddy, trying to ignore the fear creeping up her spine as she introduced herself.
"Hi. My names Willow Lilly Winchester and I'm from New York City."
"What do we think guys?" Paddy asked, raising his eyebrows at Willow as only two lights flickered red, "Wow go on Willow my dear, twenty eight lights still on, you are on fire," he laughed, tapping her on her shoulder which automatically made Willow flinch, in her head punching Paddy a thousand times in his smug, disgusting, arrogant face. And then finding Sam and Dean and then punching them a thousand times in their head too, then smashing their putrid faces together multiple times.
Paddy had walked over to one of the guys who'd turned their lights off, and Willow raised one of her perfectly sculpted eyebrows at him when she realised that he wore more fake tan than anyone she knew.
"Jackson, why'd you turn your light off?"