KONNICHI WA MINNA. WHAT DO U GET WHEN ALL OF THE CHARATERS OF YOUR FAVORITE
ANIMES GO TO SEE A PSYCHIATREST, TWO FRIENDS ON A SUGAR RUSH A COUPLE OF
DOG DEMONS AND FANFICTION.NET?
Heero: Hnn
Duo: Um a rich psychiatrist?
Vera: Blackmail?
Luna: Sibling rivalry?
Sesshomaru: Me getting the Tesiga?
Inu-Yasha: Me kicking your butt?
Author: No you get an extremely funny and weird fanfic. Introducing a psychological nightmare. By Luna and Vera
LUNA AND VERA: WE DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE CHARATERS OR THEIR ANIMES ALTHOUGH WE WISH WE DID. (LUNA: ESPICALLY ALL THE SILVER/BLOND HAIRED BLUE EYED EVIL ONES) VERA GLARES AT LUNA. NOW OWN WITH THE STORY
A PSYCHOLOGICAL NIGHTMARE
SESSION ONE
HEERO YUI (he will remain in monotone unless I say so)
Vera the black Labrador dog demon sat up in her plush black chair and folded her hands neatly on her desk. Her partner and fellow psychritist Luna walked in followed behind by a boy with messy chocolate hair and cold blue eyes. Here's your first victim er I mean patient Vera-chan. She said as she left the room closing the door softly behind her. Vera looked at the boy who sat across from her on a comfortable dark purple couch. The boy just glared back at her. Vera however was not fazed.
"What's your name?" she asked
"Hnn" he grunted.
"O.K. what about age?"
"Hnn" again was the reply.
"Well what about favorite color?"
"Hnn"
Vera rubbed her head in annoyance.
"Is there anything else you say besides hnn" she asked annoyedly
"Omae O Korosu." The boy answered in monotone.
"Wow it speaks!" she exclaimed earning a pointed glare from the ex-pilot.
"So let's try this again. Name?"
"Heero Yui"
"Age?"
"16"
"Birthday?"
"Unknown."
"Occupation?"
Heero glared at the inu-youkai and reached where ever it is that he hides his gun for his gun only to find it's not there. While keeping an indifferent exterior inside a little chibi Heero ran around shouting NANI KUSO!!!!! Where's my gun!!!!
"Such language is not necessary besides you won't find it. Not only is Luna my nee-chan and fellow psychiatrist but she's the best pickpocket in the business. Now occupation."
"Ex-Gundam Pilot 01"
"Do you know why you're here Heero?"
"Hnn."
"I see. I'll just take that as a no. you are here because of what we like to call T.H.S. or trigger happy syndrome among other things. So let's get to the root of the problem. Tell me about your childhood."
The Japanese boy shrugged. "Not much to tell I was born orphaned raised by an assassin watched him die was found by Doctor J and became an assassin my self."
"Hmmm well what was the holidays like?"
"The last holiday I celebrated I was 5. I got a rocket launcher for a Christmas present. You do know I will have to kill you when this is over right?" he said reaching for another gun that he thought he had well hidden.
"Nope and Luna got that one too. Says here in my files you have a girlfriend. Mind telling me about her?"
"No"
"Um you don't get it that wasn't an open question you have to tell me about her."
"......"
"Well?"
"She a psychopathic stalker who is obvisouly part banshee has no concept of reality and thinks the words I will kill you is a proclamation of undying love. SHE IS NOT MY GIRLDFRIEND!!!"
Vera writes down on her in her notepad while mumbling has feelings for her yet he deny them.
"Omae O Korosu!"
"Yes dear we've already discussed that." Mumbles while writing has unhealthy obsession with the words Omae O Korosu.
"The last part of our session includes ink blobs." Vera holds up first ink blob that look like a bunny. "Tell me what you associate with them."
"Duo Maxwell."
Vera holds up an ink blob that looks like a duck.
"Gundams."
She holds up an ink blob that looks like a gun.
"Teddy bear."
Vera looks at him for a moment and then at the ink blob. "A teddy bear?! Are you sure?"
"Hai."
"O.K..... if you say so...." quickly writes treats guns as comfort items. She holds up an fink blob that looks like a puppy.
Heero gets extremely sad look a tear rolls down his face but he wipes it away quickly thinking that Vera didn't see it. She however did but didn't say anything.
"Mission failed"
"I see and what was this mission"
"Access denied."
"O.K back to the ink blobs then." Vera holds up an ink blob that looks like a hideous ugly creepy snakehaired woman.
Heero eyes grew impossibly wide and he begin sweating and shaking.
"RELINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he screamed before getting up and running out the door.
Vera looked surprised for a second before writing down in her note pad. Unusual emotional outburst for the "perfect solider" I do believe we're making progress. Again Vera looked out the open door and sweatdropped.
"Hmmm I do believe that is the end of today's session. Next victim er I mean patient please."
Heero: Hnn
Duo: Um a rich psychiatrist?
Vera: Blackmail?
Luna: Sibling rivalry?
Sesshomaru: Me getting the Tesiga?
Inu-Yasha: Me kicking your butt?
Author: No you get an extremely funny and weird fanfic. Introducing a psychological nightmare. By Luna and Vera
LUNA AND VERA: WE DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE CHARATERS OR THEIR ANIMES ALTHOUGH WE WISH WE DID. (LUNA: ESPICALLY ALL THE SILVER/BLOND HAIRED BLUE EYED EVIL ONES) VERA GLARES AT LUNA. NOW OWN WITH THE STORY
A PSYCHOLOGICAL NIGHTMARE
SESSION ONE
HEERO YUI (he will remain in monotone unless I say so)
Vera the black Labrador dog demon sat up in her plush black chair and folded her hands neatly on her desk. Her partner and fellow psychritist Luna walked in followed behind by a boy with messy chocolate hair and cold blue eyes. Here's your first victim er I mean patient Vera-chan. She said as she left the room closing the door softly behind her. Vera looked at the boy who sat across from her on a comfortable dark purple couch. The boy just glared back at her. Vera however was not fazed.
"What's your name?" she asked
"Hnn" he grunted.
"O.K. what about age?"
"Hnn" again was the reply.
"Well what about favorite color?"
"Hnn"
Vera rubbed her head in annoyance.
"Is there anything else you say besides hnn" she asked annoyedly
"Omae O Korosu." The boy answered in monotone.
"Wow it speaks!" she exclaimed earning a pointed glare from the ex-pilot.
"So let's try this again. Name?"
"Heero Yui"
"Age?"
"16"
"Birthday?"
"Unknown."
"Occupation?"
Heero glared at the inu-youkai and reached where ever it is that he hides his gun for his gun only to find it's not there. While keeping an indifferent exterior inside a little chibi Heero ran around shouting NANI KUSO!!!!! Where's my gun!!!!
"Such language is not necessary besides you won't find it. Not only is Luna my nee-chan and fellow psychiatrist but she's the best pickpocket in the business. Now occupation."
"Ex-Gundam Pilot 01"
"Do you know why you're here Heero?"
"Hnn."
"I see. I'll just take that as a no. you are here because of what we like to call T.H.S. or trigger happy syndrome among other things. So let's get to the root of the problem. Tell me about your childhood."
The Japanese boy shrugged. "Not much to tell I was born orphaned raised by an assassin watched him die was found by Doctor J and became an assassin my self."
"Hmmm well what was the holidays like?"
"The last holiday I celebrated I was 5. I got a rocket launcher for a Christmas present. You do know I will have to kill you when this is over right?" he said reaching for another gun that he thought he had well hidden.
"Nope and Luna got that one too. Says here in my files you have a girlfriend. Mind telling me about her?"
"No"
"Um you don't get it that wasn't an open question you have to tell me about her."
"......"
"Well?"
"She a psychopathic stalker who is obvisouly part banshee has no concept of reality and thinks the words I will kill you is a proclamation of undying love. SHE IS NOT MY GIRLDFRIEND!!!"
Vera writes down on her in her notepad while mumbling has feelings for her yet he deny them.
"Omae O Korosu!"
"Yes dear we've already discussed that." Mumbles while writing has unhealthy obsession with the words Omae O Korosu.
"The last part of our session includes ink blobs." Vera holds up first ink blob that look like a bunny. "Tell me what you associate with them."
"Duo Maxwell."
Vera holds up an ink blob that looks like a duck.
"Gundams."
She holds up an ink blob that looks like a gun.
"Teddy bear."
Vera looks at him for a moment and then at the ink blob. "A teddy bear?! Are you sure?"
"Hai."
"O.K..... if you say so...." quickly writes treats guns as comfort items. She holds up an fink blob that looks like a puppy.
Heero gets extremely sad look a tear rolls down his face but he wipes it away quickly thinking that Vera didn't see it. She however did but didn't say anything.
"Mission failed"
"I see and what was this mission"
"Access denied."
"O.K back to the ink blobs then." Vera holds up an ink blob that looks like a hideous ugly creepy snakehaired woman.
Heero eyes grew impossibly wide and he begin sweating and shaking.
"RELINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he screamed before getting up and running out the door.
Vera looked surprised for a second before writing down in her note pad. Unusual emotional outburst for the "perfect solider" I do believe we're making progress. Again Vera looked out the open door and sweatdropped.
"Hmmm I do believe that is the end of today's session. Next victim er I mean patient please."