LilRebel: I'm here to introduce a friends of ours.
LilExile: Yea...here she is....Shady Kitten.
*Scene shows a girl with long brown hair with blonde highlights in jeans and a
bellyshirt with a cat on it coming into the room*
ShadyKitten: Sup everyone.
LilRebel: This is the girl who gave me the idea for this story. So here goes.
NOTE: This is absolutely out of pure insanity. If you like your sanity i suggest you turn
and run now. The writers of this fic have had their brains sucked out with bendy straws
and spit at their little sisters. Again if you like being sane i suggest you move onto a
different story.
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The pineapples for the pineapple upsidedown cake went haywire as the house
elves struggled to cut them up as fast as they could. The pineapples scurried out of the
hogwarts kitchen and up the stairs towards the gryffindor common room.
~~~~In the common room~~~~
Harry sat down at the table to do his homework with Hermione and Ron as he
usually did before dinner.
"I'm soooooo hungry," Ron moaned.
As if the pineapples had ears they burst into the common room just as Ron said
this and teh gang looked frightened. The pineapples ran...er....slid over to th egroup and
shot sticky pineapple juice out of a leaf that pinned the gang to a wall. The pineapples
hurried towards the wall and stood in front of the shaking gryffindors.
"I am Spike....the leader of the pineapples. Our kind has been chopped up for
centuries and put in cakes and what not. We have come to get our revenge."
They all pulled out spoons and started torturing them. The Gryffindors screamed
as the pineapples dug the spoons into their shins. (For this was as high as they coud
reach) Just then Dobby came racing into the room with a butchers knife. He chased
those pineapples around and finally cornered them.
"You give up your Spike and Dobby will spare the rest or you."
Spike came up to the front and stuck his leaves up into the air.
"I surrender."
"Good. Now Dobby will take you back to the kitchens."
He scooped them up in a big bag and went out the door with out another word.
Ginny screamed when she came down from teh dormitory to see them pinned to the wall
by pineapple juice. She threw water at them and it melted away and tehy were freed.
~~~~Back in the kitchens~~~~
Dobby took out a knife on the pineapples tied down to the kitchen counters.
"You will never kill us all!!! We will be back to haunt you!!!"
"OH...Dobby is so scared of the pineapple ghosts."
"Not as ghosts you git! We will be..."
He was cut off by the swishing of a knife and the pineapple was cut in half and
bleeding pineapple juice. Dobby heard the others weeping as he sliced them open and
baked them.
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ShadyKitten: THE HORROR!!!!
LilRebel: Did we not warn you of the insanity?
LilExile: Ys yes we did.
NOTE: Now that you are without your sanity you have an excuse for anything you do.
AND If you do decide to shove wooden stix under you teacher who is stalking you's
nails....please do not apologize.
LilExile: Yea...here she is....Shady Kitten.
*Scene shows a girl with long brown hair with blonde highlights in jeans and a
bellyshirt with a cat on it coming into the room*
ShadyKitten: Sup everyone.
LilRebel: This is the girl who gave me the idea for this story. So here goes.
NOTE: This is absolutely out of pure insanity. If you like your sanity i suggest you turn
and run now. The writers of this fic have had their brains sucked out with bendy straws
and spit at their little sisters. Again if you like being sane i suggest you move onto a
different story.
________________________________________________________________________
The pineapples for the pineapple upsidedown cake went haywire as the house
elves struggled to cut them up as fast as they could. The pineapples scurried out of the
hogwarts kitchen and up the stairs towards the gryffindor common room.
~~~~In the common room~~~~
Harry sat down at the table to do his homework with Hermione and Ron as he
usually did before dinner.
"I'm soooooo hungry," Ron moaned.
As if the pineapples had ears they burst into the common room just as Ron said
this and teh gang looked frightened. The pineapples ran...er....slid over to th egroup and
shot sticky pineapple juice out of a leaf that pinned the gang to a wall. The pineapples
hurried towards the wall and stood in front of the shaking gryffindors.
"I am Spike....the leader of the pineapples. Our kind has been chopped up for
centuries and put in cakes and what not. We have come to get our revenge."
They all pulled out spoons and started torturing them. The Gryffindors screamed
as the pineapples dug the spoons into their shins. (For this was as high as they coud
reach) Just then Dobby came racing into the room with a butchers knife. He chased
those pineapples around and finally cornered them.
"You give up your Spike and Dobby will spare the rest or you."
Spike came up to the front and stuck his leaves up into the air.
"I surrender."
"Good. Now Dobby will take you back to the kitchens."
He scooped them up in a big bag and went out the door with out another word.
Ginny screamed when she came down from teh dormitory to see them pinned to the wall
by pineapple juice. She threw water at them and it melted away and tehy were freed.
~~~~Back in the kitchens~~~~
Dobby took out a knife on the pineapples tied down to the kitchen counters.
"You will never kill us all!!! We will be back to haunt you!!!"
"OH...Dobby is so scared of the pineapple ghosts."
"Not as ghosts you git! We will be..."
He was cut off by the swishing of a knife and the pineapple was cut in half and
bleeding pineapple juice. Dobby heard the others weeping as he sliced them open and
baked them.
________________________________________________________________________
ShadyKitten: THE HORROR!!!!
LilRebel: Did we not warn you of the insanity?
LilExile: Ys yes we did.
NOTE: Now that you are without your sanity you have an excuse for anything you do.
AND If you do decide to shove wooden stix under you teacher who is stalking you's
nails....please do not apologize.