A/N: Hey after making the first 4 chapters of 'red clouds and sand' I'm taking a break and in the mean time I wanted to make this. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: Saltire dragon10 does not own Naruto.
CHAPTER 1:
It was nearly the end of the school term, everyone was planning parties where they would get drunk, have sex and have a good time, just three more days and then the fun can begin.
'All right! Only one more class and then freedom, just thinking about it gets me excited, Ramen for lunch every day, parties, Sakura in a bikini and MORE RAMEN, THIS WILL BE THE BEST SUMMER EVER!' Naruto was grinning like a maniac as he entered the class. Just as he expected Kakashi was late which gave him time to chat with the others.
"Hey guys!" Naruto said with that goofy grin of his.
"H-Hi Naruto-Kun." Hinata stuttered out and was blushing deep red while looking a different direction.
"Hey dobe." The raven haired Uchiha said coolly making Ino and Sakura squeal with hearts in their eyes.
"What the hell did you say to me teme!"
"Shut up the two of you, jeez did anyone tell you that you're both so troublesome." Said Shikamaru the lazy genius, who never heard of an early sleep.
"Yes you have for at least a million times before." Replied Sasuke.
"Anyway if you two would stop acting like a married couple for one second then maybe we can tell Naruto what we were planning to do over the summer break." Kiba said and his dog Akamaru barked right after he said this.
"Oh let me guess…um… oh I know we are having a Ramen fest at the beach, right!"
"No you idiot!" Said a clearly annoyed pink haired girl. "We are planning to have a vacation on a cruise and Sasuke and Neji's parents are paying the whole thing isn't that awesome!" Said Sakura with thoughts of Sasuke shirtless when he sun bathes.
"Oh sweet, that's even better than a ramen fest on a beach, because now we can have a ramen fest on a cruise ship!" Said Naruto with thoughts of Sakura shirtless when sun bathing.
Just then the other's got in and when I say the other I mean the bad guys and when I say the bad guys I mean the Akatsuki along with the sand siblings.
"Why hello there foolish little brother are you and your friends planning a little get together?" Said the elder brother of Sasuke, Itachi Uchiha which made the others smirk at them.
"What do you want brother?" Sasuke sneered at Itachi which made him smirk even wider.
"Aw what is it can't say hello to my little brother anymore?"
"Fuck off if you nothing to say brother but if you must know it is more than a little get together, what about you and your friends are you all going to be having a tea party at the loony bin?" Sasuke said with a smirk of triumph knowing he had won, he knew he had hit them dead centre since each of them had a problem of some sort.
Just then their smirks dropped and Itachi grabbed Sasuke by the collar and brought him close so that they were glaring into each other's eyes.
"You're fucking dead." Itachi raised his fist in the air and was about to bring it down on Sasuke's face when all the sudden the door opened and Kakashi came walking in.
"Sorry I'm late class you see there was a women who was delivering twins and the her car car broke down, so being a professional surgeon I was back in the day I got out my car and helped her give birth to her children."
Before anyone could stop him he started to go into very disturbing details which was probably from those damn books he was reading. "And that is why I'm late."
By the time he finished everyone had a look of horror on their face.
"OH MY GOD!"
"JEEZ LEEWEEZE WHAT THE FUCK!"
"WHAT THE HELL KAKASHI-SENSEI!"
Shouts were coming out every direction all at poor Kakashi.
"I'll never be able to come up with a good excuse." He sighed.
"All right let's just forget about that story that will be scarred into your mind for the rest of your lives we are now going to look at Greek poetry, now would everyone turn to page 56 on their text books."
After a very boring lecture on Greek poetry the bell rang which indicated that school was over and the summer holiday begun.
"FREEDOOOM!" Naruto shouted in the Scottish accent from 'brave heart'.
"Easy boy, wait until the cruise ship and then you can start celebrating all you want."
"Oh yeah your right Sakura-chan, so who is all going exactly?"
"Me, Sasuke-kun, Kiba, Shino, Hinata, Neji, Tenten, Lee, Shikamaru, Choji and Ino-pig."
"What was that bill board brow!?" Screamed Ino with fire in her eyes.
"Mind your own business miss piggy."
The two girls kept fighting not noticing everyone left to pack their stuff for the cruise.
Three days later
Naruto got out side waiting for either Neji or Sasuke-teme to come and pick him up.
'Please not the teme, please not the teme.'
Lucky for Naruto it was Neji and not Sasuke which would mean Hinata would be there which means Sakura would be there because Hinata and her are best friends. When he entered he was disappointed that it was Hinata, Neji and Tenten.
"H-Hey Naruto kun."
"Oh hey Hinata-chan. Where is Sakura?"
Hinata's face altered from being red and shy to being sad and disappointed. She knew Naruto had a major crush on her best friend and she knew that Hinata had a crush on Naruto and encouraged Hinata to ask him out while of course Neji would never let anyone lay a finger on her, there will be a good chance that she will die a virgin because of him.
"She went with Sasuke."
Naruto felt a pang of hurt. Damn it he should have known better that she will be going with the teme. He should just give up she will only see him as a friend nothing more. He took a deep breath and finally accepted that he had to move on.
"So Hinata-chan you look very lovely today." Naruto said with a big grin.
Hinata face turned into a deep red and passed out.
"Err…Hinata-chan?" 'Oh well she does this often around him so no worry.' "So Neji, where did you and Sasuke find the money to pay for the cruise?"
"Our families own the richest companies in the world so it was not a big deal for them to pay a cruise trip for us."
"This is so going to be awesome, I heard that they have a Jacuzzi for woman only, and I'm sure there would be plenty of hot guys to stare at all day, oh maybe one them will rub my back!" Tenten sounded like Ino which creeped both Naruto and Neji out since she usually all hard core and serious.
Sasuke, Ino, Shikamaru and Sakura were waiting outside for Neji and Kiba's cars to arrive. The journey for them was not the nicest. Sakura was close to tears when Sasuke once again rejected her, while Ino had a smug face until Sasuke said the same thing to her and Shikamaru, well he was not getting involved only muttering things like 'what a drag' or 'how troublesome' which all went unnoticed by all three of them.
'Why does he have to be so stubborn to me I tried so hard to impress him. I have top marks in my results and I joined the karate club as him, so why does he keep rejecting me?'
"Look here they are." Shikamaru said breaking the painful silence.
When everyone got out they looked at Sakura and Ino both so close to tears and Shikamaru and Sasuke looked as bored as ever.
"I'm not even going to ask." Muttered Kiba and marched on to the cruise with the ticket in his hand.
"Well I guess we should get on now." Said Naruto and they all nodded their head in agreement.
20 minutes after the cruise took off
"Wow, this cruise has everything." Ino said impressed how everything was laid out while Shikamaru looked like he would rather be anywhere else but there and Choji went looking for the buffet table.
"Hey Ino are you seeing what I'm seeing?" Shikamaru said looking at two certain people.
Ino looked at where he was looking and her eyes widened. "NO WAY!"
"What a waste of damn money, I swear one of these days when you go bankrupt and dyeing on the streets just think back to this cruise and then you will see the importance of saving money. Are you even listening to me!?"
"No now shut the fuck up I'm trying to fucking pray here."
"Again with the praying, you should probably start praying for a proper life and not some make believe."
"What the fuck did you say, well at least I have a fucking commitment unlike you, your just a money whore who fucks money."
"For your information I have a girlfriend and unlike you I'm not a sadistic loud mouthed stripper who has hasn't lost his virginity."
"I have had sex before!"
"Oh yeah, who? No let me guess, was it your lord Jashin?"
"Shut-the – fuck-up. Who the fuck want to sleep with you? With your body all stitched up?"
"It's what's on the inside that matter's."
"That's bullshit! I would hate to see what your fucking cock looks like."
"Shut up you probably don't have a dick because you chopped it off and gave it as a offering."
Sitting in a row of seats was Hidan and Kakuzu of the Akatsuki gang, which meant the others must be on the cruise.
"Shit it's them, come on we have to tell the others tha-" Shikamaru couldn't finish sentence because he was interrupted by a certain jashin worshipper.
"Hey, hey you're that Nara brat and that Ino slut pig."
"Looks like we found someone to beat the living crap out of while we are here Hidan. Maybe this trip was worth the money after all."
"Look we are not looking for trouble so woul-"
"I don't fucking think so Nara. You may have heard it's against the way of Jashin to let anyone get away without being mutilated into a bloody corpse."
"Come on Hidan, let's let them know what it feels like to have their limbs removed from their body."
"Wait a sec I first have to pray."
"ARE YOU BULL SHITTIN ME. YOU NEED TO PRAY RIGHT NOW!"
"Look it's a pain in the ass for me too but it's the code of Jashin."
"BUT-"
"But nothing now shut your trap or I'll show you what it feels like to have your cunt on a blowtorch."
"But-"
"Kakuzu I swear to Jashin if you don't shut up I'll burn your balls!"
10 minutes later
"All right let's fucking do thi-, wait where the fuck did they go."
"They left while you were praying you fucking moron."
"Hey why the hell didn't you tell me!?"
Elsewhere
"We should be near our rooms now." Said Sasuke leading Sakura and Naruto to their shared rooms until they bumped into four familiar yet unfriendly faces.
"Well what do you know, it's our old friends." Said the red headed one with brown eyes.
"The school's idiot." Said the brown haired boy.
"The pink haired bitch." Said the girl with dirty blonde hair that was in four pony tails.
"And the Uchiha." Said the youngest out of them with red hair and dark rings around his eyes.
"Back off Sabaku's, what the hell are you doing on this?" Said Sasuke who was surprised to see his least favourite family in the school, the Sabaku's.
"What, can't we say hello to our best friend from high school?" The oldest of the group Sasori replied, while the others except Gaara had smirks plastered on their faces.
"Be grateful it's not one of the other Akatsuki members." Said the second oldest Temari.
"Yeah otherwise you would be on the floor in a pool of your own blood." Said the brunette Kankuro.
"Now thinking about it your face would look better covered with the blood of you and your friends Uchiha." Gaara the youngest and most violent Gaara Sabaku
"If it's a fight you want then it's a fight you get."
This made Sasori chuckle lightly. "You are clearly outnumbered and do you think those two will be any use to you in a fight."
"I can take you all on myself."
Gaara glared at Sasuke. He hated him, he was so arrogant and arrogance can be a very dangerous downfall even with someone who is completely over their league. "You're arrogance is going to get you killed in a fight Uchiha, which is why you will always be living in the shadow of your brother."
Sasuke looked Gaara with hatred. They always hated each other, they were fire and ice. Gaara hated Sasuke because in the past Gaara was a loner with no friends and people called him a monster and Sasuke was one of those people and Sasuke hated Gaara because he was friends with Itachi and any friend of Itachi was an enemy.
Elsewhere
Kiba, shino and Hinata were in their rooms and unpacking until Neji, Lee and Tenten came rushing into their room's and jumped underneath their beds.
"What the hell are you doing!" Kiba of course shouted at them.
"Shhhh!" The three of them said.
All of a sudden a very pissed looking Deidara came into their room along with Tobi standing behind him looking exhausted.
"Did you see three teens your age run past here, hn!"
"Um… no sorry." Kiba lied and did a pretty bad job at it because he was starting to sweat in nervousness.
"Oh really because if you're lying I'm going to blow to kingdom come and you will become art itself, hn. Now have you seen thr-"
"Oh Sempai look, a dango stand. Oh can we buy some please, we have been looking for them for hours and I'm starving." Tobi then ran off before Deidara could reply.
"Tobi kun wait!" Deidara then ran after Tobi who was already paying.
"What did you do to set him off?" Shino said indicating it was safe to come out.
Neji replied saying. "Don't make fun of his art, don't call him pyromaniac and don't call him a girl end of story."
Back to Sasuke and the sand siblings
'Man I hope Sasuke Kun kicks their asses' cha!' screamed inner Sakura.
"Well I see no other out of this so I guess there will be Uchiha blood over my new shirt what a pity." Sasori said cracking his knuckles and his sibling were doing the same ready to back him up.
Before they could have started the fight the cruise started rock side to side.
"What the hell was that?" Naruto said and then he heard Sakura scream and he looked to his side and saw one big tidal wave heading their way.
Before it hit, Naruto tried to shield Sakura while Sasuke ran away to find safty and the sand siblings were shielding themselves with their arms. The tidal wave then hit the cruise and it turned on its side and then the ocean swallowed it up.
Well that was chapter 1, if you're wondering why I made Sasori a sand sibling, well because I want to. And don't worry you will see a lot of NaruHina later on.
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