Disclaimer: I own neither Glee nor any part thereof. No money is being made off of this story and is intended only for entertainment purposes; therefore it falls within the parameters of "Fair Use"

A/N: I have the last chapter of my other story written, but I'm not terribly happy with it. I've been working on it for two weeks and I'm no closer to liking it now than I was when I finished the first draft, so I'll probably publish it more or less as is in the next few days just to have it off my plate.

What's Your Fantasy?

Chapter One: Vampires and Cherries

Tina was alone at her locker. Brittany had been waiting for two days for a chance to talk to the pretty Asian girl alone. Now was her time; Brittany strode quickly over to her and said, "Hey, Tina, I kinda need to ask you a really sorta big favor, and it's totally okay if you wanna say no. I totally won't be mad, maybe a little bit sad but totally not mad, k?"

Tina smiled at the rambling blonde, "Sure, Brit, ask me. Do you need help with your homework?"

"Oh, no, Quinn and Santana help me with all my homework, but it's totally sweet and super awesome of you to offer."

"So what's the favor, Brittany?"

"It's just that I've kinda always wanted to know what it's like to kiss a vampire."

Tina facepalmed at this but gently reminded herself to be nice. It's just Brittany being Brittany. Just explain and be nice. "Brit, sweetie, I'm not a vampire. This is just the way I like to dress." Wait, shouldn't I also be mentioning something about not being gay and being with Artie?

Brittany interrupted her thoughts, "Duh, I totally know that. I mean it's completely daytime outside, and I've seen you eat the spaghetti in the cafeteria which totally has garlic in it, and you have a mirror in your locker and I can see your reflection. I'm not stupid Tina."

Tina smiled once again at the Cheerio's indisputable logic. Brittany continued, "I know you aren't a vampire, Tina, but you were a vampire last week when you made Figgins let you start dressing like you again, which was totally hot and totally badass, by the way, so you could be a vampire again if you wanted to, right? And if you did want to be a vampire again, I would totally want to get my lady kisses on with you while you were."

"So you're talking about a fantasy?" Tina asked as she pulled the last of her afternoon books out of her locker, working them into her backpack.

"Totally, fantasies are super fun. We can do one for you if you like our lady vampire kisses."

Tina closed her locker and the two girls started walking toward Tina's next class. "Well, I'm kinda with Artie. I mean, I guess." I'm also not gay, why haven't I mentioned that yet? "I mean, we've never been out on a date. We mostly just hang out at his house and make out and watch TV."

"That sounds like what me and San do, and she's pretty clear that we aren't dating. Does he ever do boyfriend things like give you flowers or sing to you or something?"

"No," Tina responded flatly.

"Well," Brittany began, "Santana always says that sex isn't dating, so if sex isn't dating, then I don't think kissing counts as dating either since you pretty much have to kiss to have sex and sex isn't dating, so if you aren't going out on dates and he doesn't do boyfriend things, then I really don't think you're dating."

Tina was blushing pretty heavily at the topic of sex and how causally the topic slipped from Brittany's tongue, but once again, however, she couldn't really argue with Brittany's logic about the status of her relationship with Artie. "I don't know, Brit. Can I think about it and get back to you?" Why am I thinking about this? I'm NOT gay.

"Oh, totally!" Brittany responded emphatically, "T, I want to do this with you like really a lot, but I don't want you to do anything you don't want to do, k? It's just a game; it's just supposed to be fun, if it's not fun for us both we won't play."

Hmm, a game? That's interesting. "Just a game, I think I like that," Tina said with a smile stretching across her face. As they reached Tina's AP History class, she said, "Thanks for being patient Brit. I'll let you know at Glee today, okay?"

Brittany smiled at her, "Super okay," and with that she turned and headed for her class.

Twenty minutes later, in the middle of class Tina's phone vibrated in her backpack. She quietly fished it out and looked at the new text message.

From Brittany: Forgot to tell u, im super awesome at kissing, u will totally like it :) –B

To Brittany: U better b super awesome if u want 2 make out w daughter of The Vampire King :P :) –T

From Brittany: IKR! :D –B

After sixth period Tina was at her locker once again, this time depositing all of her books before heading to Glee. This time it was Artie that approached her. "Hey, woman, what you got going on after school?"

"I don't know. I've got a little bit of homework to do, nothing major. Why?"

"You wanna come over to the house, get our Battlestar on?"

Recalling her conversation with Brittany earlier, Tina sighed, "Isn't that kinda all we ever do?"

"You like Battlestar, don't you? You said you did."

"No, I do," she replied, her voice weary, "It's a good show, I just…"

"More like the best show ever," Artie interjected.

He's not even listening. He wants to watch Battlestar and make out; it has absolutely nothing to do with me. It could be any girl in the world and he'd be just as happy. I'm not his girlfriend; I'm a set of willing lips. Brittany actually wants to kiss me."Actually Artie, Brittany already invited me to hang out with her tonight."

"Brittany? Cheerios Brittany?"

"Yeah, she said something about wanting to work on something for Glee Club together." Why did I say that? Now we're going to have to actually do something for Glee Club. Why didn't I just say that it's family night? Why didn't I just tell him I was busy with homework?

"But Mr. Shue hasn't even told us our assignments for the week."

"I think she wanted us to put something together that we could do at Regionals." Tina, for the love of God stop talking. What is wrong with you? Stop digging yourself into a hole with this. You don't owe him any sort of in depth explanation. You don't want to watch TV with him tonight. That's all he needs to know.

"Okay," Artie replied, leaving slightly confused.

Tina left and headed for the choir room. When she arrived, only Rachel, Mercedes, and Kurt had arrived ahead of her, so she waited outside the door. A couple minutes later, Santana and Brittany arrived together. Seeing Tina waiting on her, Brittany turned to Santana, "San, I need to talk to Tina, I'll see you inside."

"What do you need to talk to Stutters about?"

"Don't be mean, San. Tina's super nice, and I just gotta talk to her about something."

"Whatevs, B," Santana said, quickly losing interest in the conversation and walking into the choir room.

Brittany quickly made her way over to Tina who said, "So you have Cheerios practice after school today, right?"

"Yeah, til 5."

"My parents are going to a thing at the country club at 6. Do you want to come over tonight? I think I might turn back into a vampire for the evening?" Was that flirty? Am I flirting with Brittany?

"Oh my gosh, yes. This is going to be so much fun," Brittany was very excited but managed to keep her voice down.

"Okay, there's just one thing. I told Artie that we were working on something for Glee, so at some point we'll actually have to put together a song we can do."

Brittany, who was already smiling brightly at the prospect of getting her lady vampire kisses on, actually started bouncing hearing this. "You want to sing with me, too? This is going to be the most super awesome night ever." With that Brittany flung her arms around the Asian girl and squeezed for all she was worth. Tina hugged back. Omigod. Best. Hug. Ever.

Twenty minutes later, they were sitting in Glee. Rachel was going on about Regionals, so Tina thought, she wasn't paying much attention. I can't believe I just blew off Artie to make plans to make out with a girl. I'm going to kiss a girl tonight, and she assures me that I'll like it. Oh my God, my audition song. I wonder if Brittany tastes like cherry chapstick. What am I talking about Brittany has every flavor chapstick imaginable. Tina discreetly retrieved her phone and texted Brittany.

To Brittany: B, ur the queen of lip smackers, rite?

Tina saw Brittany light up as she read the message. She very quickly responded.

From Brittany: 4 SURE!

To Brittany: Can u wear cherry 2nite? :)

From Brittany: Cherry is totally my fav!