The Real Fifth Ending
Wadsworth turned on the lights. "Sorry, I didn't mean to frighten you," he said to the guests. "Anyways the murderer killed Yvette with the rope, hit the cop with the lead pipe, and shot the singing telegram." He demonstrated it all on Mr. Green which made Mrs. Peacock laugh hard.
"That still doesn't explain who the killer is!" shouted Mr. Green.
"Sadly, none of you killed anyone tonight," said Wadsworth chuckling. The guests were shocked about this. "It all was just a joke. The blackmail, the visitors, even the weapons were not real. My wife and I just planned a practical joke on you just to see if you really were murderers."
"Well who's your wife then? I thought you said she killed herself," said Colonel Mustard.
"I'll explain this easily," said Wadsworth. "First of all, I knew a technician that made robot decoys to make them look like the people you 'killed' tonight. You see the real people are in jail for a robbery that happened just recently. We just wanted to fool you all. The cop wasn't real, Yvette wasn't real, and neither were the others."
"I still don't get it. Who's your wife?" asked Miss Scarlett.
"She's upstairs. I also fooled her too. I put an accelerated pregnancy pill in her whiskey so she could get freaked out. To be honest, my wife is Mrs. White or should I say, Mrs. Boddy."
"Then who's this?" asked Professor Plum staring at the decoy.
"That's just a decoy. Go ahead beat it up." Mrs. Peacock took her anger out by throwing the Mrs. White decoy in the cellar.
"I can't believe all of this was just a joke," said Mrs. Peacock. Just then, the real [and pregnant] Mrs. White came downstairs. "Honey, for the love of mercy, I'm pregnant! That was not part of our plan right?" she asked.
Later that night, Mrs. White woke up screaming! "It's time!" she shouted. Wadsworth ran upstairs and saw her breathing fast. "Don't worry, you'll be fine. Just push," he said.
"Push what?!"
"I don't know just push!"
The rest of the guests hurried to the room but the door was locked.
"What's going on?" asked Mr. Green. "I can't see."
"Mrs. White's having a baby. I can see through the door here," said Miss Scarlett.
One hour later, the baby was born. After hearing the screaming, everyone came in to see Mrs. White with a bundle in her arms.
"She's so cute," said Miss Scarlett.
"Well done, Lynne. It's a girl," said her husband. Mrs. White started crying hugging her baby.
"What are you going to name it?" asked Miss Scarlett.
"I don't know. What do you think?"
"Well, I was thinking Erica, or Maybelle, or Kate…"
"That's perfect. I like Kate. What do you think, darling?"
"I like it too," he said.
The next week, the Boddy's were visited by Professor Plum and Mrs. Plum (Scarlett) who also had a baby. Her name was Sheryl and from then on the two girls became fast friends.