"Al sntris gu to hevan wit me."
O lord Juses;
Praies b to tee;
I also want 2 gu 2 hevan wit u 4 tee;
Kthx;
Amn.
Juses, Snoipr und Spodermun wer in a rom togther.
Spodermun asks "Juses, dus intrenet ixist in heven? Bcuz ef it dusnt, i dunt wunt 2 die."
Juses rplies "Spoder, dar is intrnetz in hevan, is vry fazt."
"Gud, bcuz frm nuw un, iz ok fur mi 2 died."
Snoipr aded "Hevan iz popiulr tuorist attrcshen 4 ded ppl. Lard Juses Crust sez it haz intrnetz, wich maeks it eevn bettr."
2 stpid ppl entrd tha convrstion, thee sed "LMFAO Dud u just bow n form supid toawn?"
"I just bow for hoo? I just wershep Jeebuy's Krispy Kreem!"
"U r goin 2 hehll. Lard Jesus Crust is 1 onlee tru sun ov Ged. Jeebuy's Krispy Kreem is faek mesaiah."
Juses Crust bleesd tha snoiper, givn hem 9000 lvls ov sweg.
Tha eand