Well here's Chapter 1. I hope you enjoy!

"Are you sure this is a good idea?"

"Yes Sir! It will improve your image by a ton!"

"Ugh, fine Minion…"

Roxanne Ritchi leaned back onto the far too familiar chair. She had been awake for a while now, but had decided to stay silent so she could hear what her kidnappers were talking about. Most of the conversation had been nonsense, but she had learned a few interesting facts over the past ten minutes.

"Is she ever going to wake up?" Roxanne heard Megamind moan. He could be so immature sometimes.

"Yes Sir, she should be waking up any second now!" Minion's over-friendly voice could be heard even through the bag.

"Oh, one more thing Minion!"

"What is it, Sir?"

"PUT AWAY THE FINDING NEMO POSTER!" Megamind screeched.

"Oh…. Of course Sir!" The sound of Minion's robotic feet clanking away could be heard after that statement.

Roxanne finally decided to 'wake up'. The bag was beginning to cut off her oxygen supply.

"Mmmphh!" She mumbled rather loudly. In a matter of seconds, the bag was gone.

"So Miss Ritchi, we meet again!" Megamind dramatically swiveled around in his giant leather chair. "Today you shall be quite impressed with my evilness!"

"Why? Did you finally decide to get rid of the 'Finding Nemo' poster?" Roxanne smirked.

"Ugh! Won't you please forget about that?" Megamind seemed genuinely annoyed. Roxanne laughed, it was so fun to get on Megamind's nerves.

Just then, Minion walked into the room carrying a stuffed animal cat.

"Here, Sir! Make sure to pet it diabolically. Th-" Minion seemed to have noticed that Roxanne was awake. "Oops" He smiled with embarrassment.

"Minion!" Megamind shouted "please just... go away."

"But, what about the plan?" Minion questioned.

"I'll call you when I need you" Minion walked away.

"Ehm, anyways" Megamind tried to pretend that nothing had happened, but that backfired pretty quickly.

"Just give it up Megamind! You should know by now that I don't take you seriously!"

"You will after today!" Megamind gave his best evil smile. "Because today I will drive Metro Mahn so crazy he will do whatever I say!"

"And how are you planning on doing that?" Roxanne seemed spectacle.

"Like this" Megamind pressed one of the many buttons on his giant control panel, and Metro Man's face appeared on one of the larger screens.

"Megamind! I should've known you were up to something!" Metro Man exclaimed dramatically. Then he gasped.

"Wait why'd you gasp?" Roxanne was a bit confused at this point.

"Oh silly Roxanne" Megamind made a fake pout face " Metro Mahn can't hear you!"

"Megamind! Why did he gasp?" Roxanne demanded.

"Because, my dear Roxanne. Metro Mahn has just witnessed something that will change his life forever!"

"What did you show him?"

"I just can't simply tell you" Megamind smiled "That would ruin the fun."

"Fun-" and then she saw it. The horrifying hologram appeared in front of her. Causing her to gasp even louder than Metro Man


What could the hologram be? Stay tuned for more! Chapter 2 will be up soon!