Welcome to How To Seduce Wizards!

I wanted to make a story where Ginny and Hermione were the more dominant ones in their relationship and also something that will just be fun and hopefully sexy. There may be some angst but there won't be any major drama, no Voldemort, no Death Eaters or anything like that. So if that's what you're looking for, you may wanna leave.

Also some changes as this story is completely AU. Hermione is black (as usual for me cuz I live through her to get to Ron lol), Ron and Ginny are twins (so they could be in the same year. I didn't want Ginny to appear as if she skipped a grade and was smarter than Ron. I hate fics that portray Ron as someone stupid), and Draco, Ron, and Harry are also friends, and all is right in the world. Just letting you know.

Hope you like it. On with the story!

Chapter 1: Truth Or Dare

Christmas break at the Burrow was always a magical time for Hermione. She has been spending her Christmases here for about two years, as she found her house to be a bore. She would pop in and visit and have dinner with her parents, but she would come right back to the Burrow by the end of the night.

Her best friends, twins Ron and Ginny Weasley were always excited to have her. Especially Ginny, since she saw her as the sister she never had but would possibly have one day.

As soon as Ron pulled his head out of his ass and dumped that insufferable Lavender Brown.

Lavender Brown has been a thorn in Ginny's side since the beginning of 6th year. They were now well into their 7th. Which meant she had put up with this moronic bimbo for a year and a couple of months. She had no clue what possessed her twin to even think about dating her. She was well known through Gryffindor (as well as Slytherin and Hufflepuff) as a slag who didn't really care about who she opened up her legs to. But for some reason, Ron had taken a fancy to her. And while they haven't had sex yet (Ginny was overjoyed when Ron revealed that to her because she was afraid), she still didn't like the idea of her with her brother.

She also knew that Ron had been crushing on Hermione for years so she had no clue again as to why Ron chose this trollop of a female to date. Hermione hasn't dated since Viktor Krum, which was hardly a relationship to begin with. So Ron had ample opportunity.

Something had to be done about this. Something was going to be done about it.

That Christmas night, Ginny had over Hermione, while Ron had Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy over to stay the night. This was the first time Draco had been to the Burrow. He, Harry, and Ron had set their differences aside in spring of their 6th year, and had became fast friends despite Draco's father's protests for his son not to associate with a bunch of blood traitors. Though still with his Malfoy demeanor, Draco had actually seen that when they weren't fighting, the trio of guys got along very well.

If you can't beat them, join them right?

"Let's play Truth or Dare." said Ginny to her bushy haired friend once they were in her room.

Hermione hesitated. She knew here this game usually led and she didn't know if she wanted to be a part of it.

"It isn't any fun without guys playing." said Hermione hoping that Ginny would back off.

"Oh come on Hermi, it'll be fun. Live a little, take some risks, you're always being so safe."

Hermione thought about it. Her redheaded friend was right. She was always playing it safe. She was of age now and she had finally grown into her body with curves and all her lady parts coming in beautifully so she should get out there and take a risk or two.

"Okay fine Gin. Let's do it." said Hermione smiling.

Ginny clapped with excitement. "Okay. Truth or Dare?"

"Truth."

Ginny looked at her friend. "I thought you were going to take some risks."

"I'm getting there. Baby steps."

"Okay. What are 5 things that you like about my brother?"

"You have six brothers Gin." said Hermione with a smirk.

"Don't patronize me Granger. You know exactly who I'm talking about." said Ginny.

Hermione laughed. "If you're talking about Ronald..."

"You really are the brightest witch of our age"

"I can't answer that." said Hermione.

"You have to. Its Truth." said Ginny.

"Fine...I like his eyes, his smile, the way he rides a broom, his jokes, and his lips." said Hermione blushing.

Ginny squeaked. "I knew it! You love my twin!"

"Great Ginny, why don't you just walk up there and tell him? I'm pretty sure he didn't hear you yell that."

Ginny laughed. "Don't worry about it. I put Muffliato on my door. No one can hear."

"Okay. Your turn Gin. Truth or Dare?"

"Dare."

Hermione thought about it for a second. Then she thought of a brilliant dare.

"I dare you to seduce a guy of my choosing. You have to do it in under 60 days. You have to also have sex with the guy. Annnnnd you have to make him love you."

Ginny eyed her friend suspiciously. "Intriguing...however who is the guy?"

'Please don't be Harry, please don't be Harry. I don't like him anymore PLEASE not Harry' Ginny pleaded in her head.

"Draco Malfoy." said Hermione with a huge grin on her face.

Ginny's jaw dropped. She felt as if it was going to fall right off her face.

"Are...you...MENTAL?! Me? Seduce Draco Malfoy? The King of Women? I can't! I won't! You monster!"

Hermione laughed so hard she fell back. "You have to do it Gin. Otherwise you lose the game. And Ginevra Weasley isn't a loser is she?"

Ginny shook her head. "Not in the least."

"Do you underestimate your charm?"

"Absolutely not! I just...I mean I don't know."

"Don't you like him? I saw you checking him out earlier." said Hermione with a wink.

Ginny blushed. Actually she had been secretly checking him out since she seen him dressed to the nine at the Yule Ball their 4th year. To Ginny, Draco Malfoy was a beautiful work of art masked in pale porcelain and long platinum blonde hair. His gray eyes were an odd perfection of his. And his smile made her go weak at the knees.

Draco Malfoy was indeed very gorgeous. Being half veela, his mother being an actual full veela, he had inherited the power to make witches (and even some wizards though he didn't go that way but he did enjoy making wizards second guess their sexuality) swoon and practically throw their knickers at him.

Ginny sighed. She was a very beautiful young lady herself. She had gotten a bit taller, her skinny "boy body" (as she used to call it) had developed into breasts and curves. Her legs were her best feature if she did say so herself. Though she wasn't very tall, her legs were long and seemed to go on for days. At the start of term on the weekends, she would wear shorts and many a wizard have had wet dreams just about her legs.

"Fine, I'll do it. Under one condition: you HAVE to do the dare that I give you."

Hermione had a worried look on her face. "Fine. Do your worst." she said.

Ginny rubbed her hands together as she dished out her diabolical dare.

"I dare you to steal my brother away from Lavender Brown."

Hermione's eyes grew wide. "Now YOU'RE the mental one Ginevra Weasley! I can't do that! That's inappropriate!"

"No it's not! You will be doing yourself, him, and all of the wizarding world a favor. You know you like him. And you deserve to be with him, not her. She will only break his heart when she realizes that he won't fuck her."

"GINNY!"

"WHAT?! It's true! You know she's all about bedding every hot guy she can and Ron won't have sex with her. He says he doesn't want to. And if she was to cheat on my brother, I would have to kill her."

"So you would have HIM cheat on HER?"

"Please? I wouldn't dare you this if I didn't know that you two like each other."

Hermione gasped. "Ron likes me? That's a lie. He can't. We're best friends."

"Trust me, he does. He's just too stupid to say something. That and he's with that horrid slag."

"I don't know..."

Hermione please? You deserve to be with a good person. He deserves to be with a good person. And besides, if I have to do my dare, you have no choice but to do yours."

Hermione felt conflicted. On the one hand, she knew this was deplorable and wrong and just not something a respectable lady should do. But, at the same time, she had loved Ron ever since 3rd year. She just didn't know how he felt and was scared. And him dating Lavender last year had broken her heart. And Ron did seem like he was getting bored with the relationship...

Hermione slapped her hands on her face and wiped it down. "Fine. I'll do it."

Ginny smiled and hugged her friend tightly.

"But if this doesn't work you owe me BIG!" warned Hermione

"Same here. I'm soooo excited!" giggled Ginny. "We must take the oath of dares."

"Okay I'm first." said Hermione raising her hand. "I, Hermione Jean Granger shall take on the dare of successfully stealing Ronald Weasley from Lavender Brown."

"I, Ginevra Molly Weasley shall take on the dare to seduce Draco Malfoy" said Ginny raising her hand.

"I cannot believe I'm doing this." giggled Hermione.

"Let's start tonight!" said Ginny. "I have a plan."

Ron, Harry, and Draco was in Ron's freakishly bright orange room pigging out on Honeydukes treats and playing Exploding Snap. Neither wizard knew a thing about what the girls had concocted.

"So Harry, heard from Katie Bell lately?" asked Ron.

Harry shook his head. "Nope. Not since she dumped me on the train ride back to the platform."

"Damn mate sorry to hear." said Ron. "She seemed like a bit of a brute anyways."

"A brute? She seemed more manly than you Potter." said Draco smirking.

"So Ron, did Lav like the present you sent her?" asked Harry ignoring Draco.

Ron scrunched up his nose. "She said it was cheap. Okay so I got her some of Fred and George's best shit, I didn't know she didn't have a sense of humor."

"How did you not? You've been dating her for a year haven't you?" asked Draco helping herself to a chocolate frog.

"Honestly?" said Ron. "We don't really have much intellectual conversation. Most of it is pretty dull. Always girly. I don't know shit about makeup and bags. Like what the hell am I supposed to tell her? And she doesn't laugh at any of my jokes"

"Maybe because you're not funny?" laughed Harry, Draco joining him.

"Sod off Bolt Boy" chuckled Ron.

"Well, if you don't have anything in common other than fucking, then it must be very good for you to stay with a boring bint." said Draco.

Ron gulped. "Um honestly..."

Harry and Draco stared at Ron. "Are you serious? You two haven't even fucked? You've been together for a year!" exclaimed Harry.

"Are you a poof?" asked Draco.

"Are you fucking kidding me? I very much like vagina!" screamed Ron as Harry and Draco fell out laughing.

Ron glared at the two.

"Okay we believe you Ron, we really do." said Harry.

"I don't" said Draco.

"Sod off prick!"

"So if you're not fucking and you're not talking, then why are you with her?" asked Harry.

Right when Ron opened his mouth to answer, the door opened and Hermione and Ginny walked in. Wearing tight short shorts, Ginny wearing a tank top, Hermione wearing one of Ron's old shirts that he let her borrow that she never returned.

"Hi boys, what's up?" asked Ginny as both Draco and Harry eyed her up and Ron's eyes were glued to Hermione.

"Oh we're just chatting." said Ron looking rather dazed.

"Mind if we join you?" asked Hermione looking into Ron's eyes. "We're just so bored down there by ourselves."

Ron nodded and the girls have each other quick knowing looks as they closed Ron's door.

"There isn't much room in here to sit Ron." said Ginny.

"Seeing as your greedy ass had to have the bigger room." said Ron as Ginny stuck her tongue out at him.

"I'll just sit right here then." said Hermione as she walked over and casually sat on Ron's lap.

'Holy shit' said Ron in his head. 'What is happening right now?'

"You don't mind, do you Ronnie?" said Hermione sweetly adjusting herself on his lap.

"Ummmm...no. No not at all. I mean, laps are made for sitting right?" said Ron trying to gain his composure back.

"My thoughts exactly." said Ginny as she quickly hopped onto a very shocked Draco's lap.

Draco froze. Here was the sister of the guy who he used to rival with on an almost daily basis sitting on his lap. In next to nothing almost. He looked over at Ron, ready to get what he just knew was going to be an ear splitting argument, but Ron was still awestruck that he had Hermione sitting on him.

Harry laughed at the situation. "Seems like I'm left out." he said.

Ron felt awkward, confused, intimidated, and aroused all at once. He really didn't know what to do with himself. "Ummm Mione, I don't know what to do with my hands." he said.

Hermione laughed as she put one hand on her leg and the other on her waist. "I don't want to slip off if that's okay with you." she said low in his ear.

Ron shivered. Feeling Hermione's breath on his ear felt too good and if he didn't think of something quick he was soon to be labeled as the pervy best friend. Still, he kept his hands where Hermione placed them and nodded, pulling her slightly more onto him.

Draco was still frozen trying to figure out if he should do the same. 'Let's see. Hold a hot girl and risk getting pummeled by her giant twin brother? Or push her off and avoid the situation all together.' He went over about it in his head.

Draco shrugged and then did the same as Ron had done with Hermione. Ginny was surprised that he had done it. She didn't think he would actually react like that. Her and Draco never really spoke, and since Ron had started getting along with him, they had only shared casual and short pleasantries.

After the initial shock of the situation blew through, the five of them got into comfortable conversation. They started up another game of Exploding Snap with the girls being careful not to do anything else but sit on the boys laps. They didn't want to move too fast to scare them off.

After about an hour, the girls got up and left to go to bed, secretly much to the disappointments of Ron and Draco.

The boys set up their beds in silence. Harry, not really having anything on his mind went to sleep quickly.

Ron on the other hand was too busy thinking about Hermione and the way it felt comfortable for her to be on him like that and despite Lavender, would enjoy that happening again.

Draco was still trying to figure out the girl Weasley's strange behavior. He hadn't really paid a lot of attention to Ginny. She was no Slytherin. Although in a way, with the slags in his house maybe that was a good thing. He couldn't deny that the girl was beautiful. And spirited. And from the bit he had seen of her since hanging out with his old rivals she did seem like fun.

'Maybe I should sit back and see where this goes.' he thought as he drifted off to sleep.