A/N; Seriously, I adore those mages from Saber Tooth =3=
Crack! Pairing...?
Rogue dropped the book he was holding and delivered a shocked look to his Exceed. He stared at her with a blank expression for a few moments and finally his mouth parted to speak, "F-Frosch...What did you just said?"
Said Exceed blinked cutely and spoke, "Fro just said that Fro and Lector are married! We'll be together forever! That's what marriage means right?" She continued on rambling about her life until she noticed that Rogue had stayed silent all the time. A few seconds later and Rogue hadn't responded to her statement which made her worried. "Did Fro just said something weird Rogue...?" The Shadow Dragon Slayer immediately snapped out from his delusions and smiled an assuring smile at his Exceed, though...there was oddly a hint of irritation inside
"It's nothing Frosch, but I would like to ask you something"
She nodded, expecting the question right away
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"Who taught you that word?" Creepy...like really creepy when he said that with a smile on his face. And the smile was really creepy too...not Rogue-ish. Well, he was hiding his irritation seeing that his eyes were twitching many times. Anyway, Frosch blinked and grinned her cute-ish grin
"It's Sting!"
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Cue Vein
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Killer Aura
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Sting sneezed, and shuddered. "How come I feel some murderous intent to me..."
Sweat dropped
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Rogue stepped out from the room, with his katana on his hand. Opening the door, he glared at Sting's room
A certain blonde is going to get killed tonight
Frosch tilted her head when Rogue left the room, "Fro is married to Rogue too right? Also with Sting...we're together everyday after all"
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Misunderstanding
Poor Sting
Lesson no 1; Rogue is REALLY REALLY scary when he's mad
No 2; Understand the real meaning of marriage and how it works...before someone's else life is in danger
Last one, Let us pray for Sting Eucliffe's life
Extended Ending
A mage namely Sting Eucliffe was found either dead or in comatose state the next day
Rogue smirked in victory when he heard that news
Lector was also found beaten up with Sting
Before they were sent to the hospital, Lector whispered. "You...misunderstand the meaning of marriage Frosch-kun..." while Sting groaned and mumbled, "Curse her..."
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Divorce..?
A/N; Haha XD I love torturing Sting so much XD
And Rogue was quite OOC because I imagined him to be REALLY OVERPROTECTIVE towards Frosch so don't ask about that :D
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