Authors LOA & Captainawesome were having WAY too much fun doing this 'Tag Team PM' story.
We just started out chit-chatting since she's FINALLY back on Fanfiction *claps hands* and our perverted minds took over and did this.
ENJOY!
LOA = bold font
Captainawesome a.k.a. Husky = Normal font
I'm a back!
VICTORY!
Now guess what that mean for you? *grins evilly*
I'm scared now.. but read Shiro chapter 12 first. just posting it now.
evil laugh!
Yeah you better be scared...*pins husky down and straddles her* you are to review all the stories you missed & haven't read or suffer my wrath!
"LOA! Don't rape her!"
*gets attacked by Tobi and saves poor husky*
"I can't guarantee that Tobi. If she cooperates I won't do it, unless she wants me to that is *smirks*
o_0
*runs to Hidan*
"Save me from LOA's wrath!"
Of course, you might have more wrath once you read the new chapter.
*don't defend her Hidan unless you want to take her place mwhahaha*
oh dear...more wrath? O.O
* Hidan and Husky take shelter behind Kakuzu.
*uh...Kakuzu? Why are you giving me that look? Don't defend them I didn't do anything wrong!*
*backs up* *no...you're not serious? I'll be a good girl just don...
Hidan and Husky just stare with wide eyes O.O
*watching Kakuzu and LOA*
"Husky, pass the popcorn."
"fine if you pass the soda Hidan"
"my pleasure!"
Kakuzu: that's my line!
Awkward...0_o
indeed...very awkward ;p
"Can Tobi have some popcorn?"
*Husky passes it as Tobi joins in but drops the bowl*
"What is he doing to LOA?"
that Tobi, is called bondage.
Hidan: dude, thats the **!
Husky: someone go see if Sasori has any gauze pads... "-"
*in stomps Sasori with the gauze pads and Tobi pulling him*
Sasori: What was so important that you three nee...I see..."
Hidan: O.O
Tobi: *drools*
Husky: hot damn
all four, yeah you heard me four, snatch the gauze.
Kisame and Itachi join in the watching.
Kisame: Hidan what are you eating.
Hidan: Fishsticks
Kisame screams like a very little girl: AHH!
Hidan: it looks like LOA's eating Kakuzu's fishstick- ow!
*Husky hits Hidan over head*
Husky: no talking dirty Hidan. it makes me want you. so shut up!
Kisame: I don't think she's eating it O_O
Itachi: He's cramming it down her throat by the looks of it
Hidan: I'm surprised he hasn't fucking choked her ;p
*Husky again hits Hidan over the head*
Husky: You're making me want you more now stop it!
Deidara: Hey what'd I...miss un? Is she going to be ok un?
Tobi: No clue...popcorn sempai?
Deidara scowls: Well someone better stop Kakuzu un. Her face is turning blue un!
Sasori: I'll make you turn blue brat if you interrupt them!
Hidan: What's he doing...now...**!
Sasori&Itachi: O-O
Kisame: XO
Tobi: poor LOA :-:
Husky&Deidara: XD
lol. this is just too fun!
Hidan: wow, she's really getting into this!
Sasori: i'm glad that i put the cameras back up.
Husky: ima gonna have to get a copy of that from you Sasori.. wait...TENTICLE RAPE! HOLY CRAP!
Hidan: TT-TT i feel left out.
(you know what, once we finish this lil gig we need to post it up XD) this is too funny!
Kisame: *snorts* you can't rape the willing Husky, she's LOVING this.
Deidara: *whistles* she's a goner for sure
Tobi: Kakuzu fucking her senseless
Husky: poor thing does look out of it but it's STILL HOT! XD
Itachi: those tentacles never seize to amaze me
Sasori: I can't wait to see how this whole thing got started
Husky: WTH KAKUZU?
Zetsu: SHE'S HAD ENOUGH!
*others stare with that 'where the hell did you come from' look*
Zetsu: i could hear you all from my apartment! wait... who are you?
Husky: Captain Awesome-
LOA: Call her Husk-neyahh!
Sasori: I'm suprised she's even able to talk with all of those tentacles in her mouth.
Husky: damn! is he trying to rip out her intestines or something?
Hidan: i wouldn't put it past him.
Tobi: EWW! Gross! Sempai! Husky and Hidan are being gross!
Deidara: *looks Kakuzu and LOA* i think I'd take Hidan's gross over THAT gross any day!
Kisame: nawh, you know you like it.
Sasori: * grabs Dei* MINE...
Hidan: Hot DANG! are they ever going to stop fu-
Husky: that's it! *tackles Hidan.*
0_o
Zetsu: Make some more popcorn we've got another show to watch.
Sasori: Not to mention film *perverted grin*
Itachi: I'll get the beer
Deidara: I take it back, I'd rather have the present Kakuzu LOA gross now.
Kisame: WTF! You act like you've never fucked anyone before Kakuzu! SHE NEEDS TO REST DON'T YOU THINK?
Tobi: GO KAKUZU GO! MAKE LOA SCREAM!
Husky: don't encour...AGH!
Hidan: no talking bitch! *chuckles darkly*
Tobi: Sempai? What is Hidan doing to Husky-chan?
Deidara: i-um-I'll tell you when your older. *blush*
Tobi:but sempai-
Deidara: Older!
Sasori: wow, Hidan's being an uke to a girl? oh, wait a second- never mind -_-
Itatch: that looks more like a wrestling match!
Kisame: looks more like a mating scene off the discovery channel
Tobi: But sempai tell Tobi. He IS old enough!
Deidara *turns Tobi to face the miser's act*: If THAT confuses you then there's nothing to say about Hidan and whatshername!
Zetsu: OMG HIDAN!
Sasori: Are you trying to kill Husky you fool?
Itachi *loses control of his emotions*: KAKUZU!
Tobi: Don't do THAT to LOA!
Kisame: wow... i didn't know that arms could bend that way
Deidara: or legs. DX
Itatch: if Kakuzu goes any harder she's gonna go through the wall!
Tobi: why is Hidan making those sounds?
Sasori: Tobi, you really are an idiot man!
Tobi: He sounds like a banshee
Sasori: I don't EVEN want to know...
Itachi: He does have a point. Hidan's pitch is getting very high.
Zetsu *shudders*: from those popping noises, we can assume LOA is NOT that flexible.
Deidara: I'm beginning to wonder if he's trying to kill her by sex now un. ;(
Kisame: He better NOT! She still hasn't written my gang-bang yet!
*Tobi goes over and tries to convince Kakuzu to stop*
Deidara: YOU IDIOT UN!
Kisame: Damn, he should've known not to go near Kakuzu!
Tobi: eww... they do it a lot different than we do...
Deidara: WTF! is she biting his shoulder?
Kisame: i guess they call her Husky for a reason...
Sasori: What do you mean ewww? She just likes to bite, there's nothing wrong with that!
Kisame: I agree :3
Tobi *sniffels*: but biting hurts! and getting whipped too
Zetsu: What happened to your behind?
Tobi: Kakuzu's threads lashed out at Tobi when he tried to separate them.
Itachi: Well, at least it seems the 'battle' has calmed down from Kakuzu but...
Deidara: Now WHAT un? Can't he get enough!
Zetsu: Apparently not, he's going over to Hidan and Husky with LOA now.
Kisame: Oh dear, poor LOA looks pretty banged up. Going to be hard to light a fire with a wet match XD
Tobi: Tobi don't get it?
Zetsu: I'll fill you in later just eat the popcorn. I want to see what happens ;p
Next morning...
*Hidan and husky are laying on the couch together asleep *
Tobi: AWW! Hidan-Sempai is so cute!
Kisame. dude, i wouldn't be surprised if they didn't wake up till next week even, those guys were goin' at it hard!
Zetsu: wow, even in his sleep, he's trying to get his face into her boobs. -_-.
Sasori: Fifty bucks for the tape of lastnights show!
Deidara: where are kakuzu and LOA?
Sasori: in there room. Hidan and Husky were hogging the couch.
Itatchi: i can't tell where one ends and the other begins...
Tobi, it looks like those two puppets in sasori's room that he took apart and threw in a pile! :)
*peeking into bedroom where Kakuzu and LOA were*
Tobi *sniffs*: Is she dead?
Deidara: NO! She's fine look un!
Itachi: She is twitching.
Sasori: They do resemble those dissembled puppets of mine.
Kisame: His arms and the threads are all over the damn place!
Zetsu: If that wasn't some form of punishment I don't know what is lol
Tobi: *sighs*: Tobi glad LOA and Husky are ok, aside from the fact LOA looks like she took a beating. Husky got lucky XP
Itachi: Nice rhyme *smirk*
Kisame: Lucky Husky XD
Sasori: Has a nice ring to it
Deidara: Let's go watch the recorded tape un!
Tobi: YAY! TOBI LOVES HOMEMADE **!
Sasori: Aroused are we?
Itachi: Yes, we all are
Deidara: :3
Kisame: XD
Tobi: ;p
Sasori: :I
Itachi: ;)
Zetsu: O.O
To be continued: We actually have another chapter then maybe another lol, but got to edit.
Review and let me know what you think (or message captain awesome to tell her too :3)
She's on my favorites ;)