Hi! I hope you like it. I was lying in bed and just thought of some ideas and decided to post them up here. If all goes well I can update really soon.

Disclaimer for the whole story: I do not own Twilight or any other copyrighted material. I only own the situations I put them in.

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Alexia Ryan's POV

We both glared at each other. Neither blinking nor speaking. We were waiting. Waiting for a weak moment to attack and win the never-ending battle.

It was lunchtime. I was sitting at my usual table with all of my friends. This stand-off usual only occurred about once every week. The rest of the group was used to this and just ignored us and talked amongst themselves. Suddenly someone across the lunchroom popped their bag of chips, everyone quieted for a moment before resuming the chatter again a second later. This distracted my mortal enemy, I took my chance.

"Bella can't live without Edward." I said with a perfect poker face.

Nicki frowned, "But Bella can actually have fun with Jacob."

"Well, if by fun you mean nearly being molested by a pre-teen hormonal mutt. Then, yea, sure fun.", I smiled to myself at that.

"Pfft, please and having a boyfriend that looks at you like a turkey on Thanksgiving Day is any better?"

"Ha! I'm sorry, you must be confused. That is a look of love, and adoration. It's always about food with you dogs!"

"Love? Love?! Is love leaving the other when you know that it will hurt them?"

This made me mad, "Edward did not know! He did what he thought was best for her! Could Jacob be so selfless?"

She stood up, "Leech!"

I stood up too and people started to stare once we both kicked our chairs back dramatically, "Mutt!"

"Bloodsucker!"

That was it. I threw out the mother-of-all comebacks. I will win!

"Cute. Fuzzy. L'il. PUPPY!!!!!!", I yelled through gritted teeth.

With that Nicki launched herself over the table at me and we started rolling around on the floor, growling and snarling at each other. Luckily people saw this coming and got out of the way. Not before long, two teachers pulled us apart, by that time we were literally snapping our teeth together. What can I say, we get a little into character.

Suddenly we could hear our principal's loud footsteps as he walked towards us, his chubby face red from anger and probably a few popped blood vessels. Thats when I noticed that the whole lunchroom was frozen in place, eyes glued on us as if we had just gotten up on the tables and proclaimed ourselves as the infamous underpants gnomes.

"Ryan! Thomas!", Mr. Brent yelled, calling us by our last names as always." You two again!? I swear if I found out that this is because of those ungodly books I will personally hunt them down, burn them, and use the ashes to bury you two!!!!" and then he leaned in for effect, his horrible comb-over falling down over his face, and hissed. " Oh, and they will never find the evidence!"

We both squeaked in horror at his threat to our beloved books and stood up a little straighter but dropped our heads in defeat.

Mr. Brent, his face now a shade of purple, cleared his throat and neatly combed his hair back over his growing bald spot, and walked away.

After retreiving our chairs we sat down and began to eat our food. Everybody else at our table, again, wasn't surprised. This, too, had happened a number of occasions.

"Truce?", I mumbled grudgingly.

"Truce.", Nicki muttered without taking her eyes off her plate.

The battle was over. For now...

How was it? I know, too short. But I promise that I will try to make them longer. Now you just have to keep up your end of the bargain! Review!!!!!!!!!

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