BETA-READERS WANTED !
The story is already spelled checked.
But I would be very thankful for any comments and critics of Beta-Readers,
So if you decide to beta-read it and by this reading the entire story, then please E-Mail me under
ace_trax@yahoo.de
and tell me what you think.

"In Space Nobody Can Escape Tasteless Crossovers."


INTRODUCTION:
Spaceballs is one of my most favourite movies. I have seen it so often, that I nearly know the movie by heart. Later when I got interested in Dariafandom, I stumbled over the fanfic trilogy "Cynic Wars", a Daria/ Star Wars crossover by the fanfiction author Matt. There I saw, that is was possible to create good fanfic by basing it on an other already existing story.
Okay, this is a rip-off of a rip-off. But this story isn't just a rewritten Spaceballs script. Not only the characters were changed. I have left story parts away or altered them completely. Then by creating a symbiosis of the two story, new fantastic in-jokes appear. Further the reader will stumble over some satiric elements about Daria Fanfiction itself.

AUTHOR'S NOTE:
This story is rated PG-13 by myself for mild sexual suggestions, comic sexuality, adult language, comic violence and a bit unrealistically used blood and gore.
This story is set far, far, far beyond "Is It College Yet."

MAIN CAST:
This story is a "Daria"/"Spaceballs" crossover, but to be more precise, this is a "fusion" fanfiction. That means, that the Daria-characters act in a Spaceballs-environment. So I am sorry that Daria isn't meeting Yogurt, Lord Helmet etc.
To avoid now confusion, consult the following cast lists:

Spaceballs Cast

Lone Starr
Barf
Princess Vespa
Dot

Dark Helmet
President Skroob
Comanderette Zircon
Colonel Sandurz

Yogurt
King Roland
Prince Valium
Minister

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 Daria Cast

Daria Morgendorffer
Jane Lane
Tom Sloane
Trent Lane

Quinn Morgendorffer
Sandi Griffin
Tiffany Blum-Decker
Stacy Rowe

Amy Barksdale
Angier Sloane
Brittany Taylor
Anthony DeMartino

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 Cynicballs Cast

DARIA STARR
JAY - NINE
PRINCE TOM
THREE - NT

MISTRESS DARK QUINN
PRESIDENT SANDI
COMMANDERETTE TIFFANY
COLONEL STACY

AMY
KING ANGIER
PRINCESS BRITTANY
MINISTER DE MARTINO

DISCLAIMER:
The copyright owner of the TV-Series "Daria" is MTV.
The copyright owner of the Movie "Spaceballs" (created by Mel Brooks) is MGM.
I have no connection with the copyright owners and I don't have the legal rights to use their material.
This fanfiction story was done without authorization, permission or approval by copyright owners.

AUTHOR'S COPYRIGHT:
Please note that this fanfiction is a derivative work, so it is protected by copyright law as long as the words and syntax are novel.
That means: Me, as the author of this work do not own the pre-existing copyrighted stuff, but I do own the whole rest.
That are all the novel words and syntax, which make the story.
This site is not for profit, it is a work of pure fandom, without any financial interests.
Any financial or other uses of this document without the specific permission of the authors (me and the other copyright owners)
are forbidden.
Text Copyright © 2002, Ace Trax. All rights reserved.

THANKS AND ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS:
First I want to thank me, me and of course me.

Thanks to Matt, the creator of the cynic wars trilogy, which is a classic example of a successful sci-fi fusion story. And from whom I borrowed the concept of the "sarcasm".
His works can be found here: http://www.outpost-daria.com/fanfic_m_author.html

Thanks to Kara Wild and the whole "Abruptly Amy" staff. Who allowed me to use their term "Abruptly Amy".
Their site can be found here: http://www.goes.com/~milo/AA/

Thanks to Mel Brooks, for his comedic genius.

And of course thanks to the creative minds of MTV, who gave the world the best TV-series of all time: "The Osbournes".