I had a LOT of diet Pepsi today... That thing is like freakin' booze to me! So I apologize for this... I really do...
I don't own Hetalia.
Line One
Prussia was in a hip new nightclub, dancing his little albino but off. He was scanning the crowded club for some hot girl, or dude, to hit on. He spotted a very attractive man standing the bar.
"Hey!" Prussia yelled out over the music. "Do you like peanut butter?"
"Sí!" the man shouted back.
"Good! I think we have enough in common to have sex!"
I'm so sorry...
If you guys tell me some pick-up lines, I will happily use them in chapters.