AN: Hey guys this story was written by Flower of Knives and I am just continuing it. I hope you like it as much as I have and I hope you can all support the author as well as me.

Here's the full summary: 19 year old lightweight boxer Sakura Haruno, has just enrolled into the prestigious Konoha University.
However when a little mix up with her name lands her in an all MENS dorm, the poor pinkette has to pretend to be a guy in order to not be living on the streets. The only person who knows that she is a girl is her quite, yet sometimes snarky roommate, Itachi Uchiha. Blackmail ensues. Coming from a family that is involved with some not so upright people in the hated Sound Country, it has caused the girl to have a slightly warped perception on life. Her motto is "Destroy what Destroy's you." Can Sakura get past her odd past and even weirder present and find happiness, maybe even love? Or will Karma strike the girl one last hilarious blow?
(I personally am rooting for Karma!)

It's a Gender Bender sort of story


Chapter 1 Mix Up

"Stupid fucking stuck up teachers and their expensive perfume!"

Sakura Haruno trudged along the long path toward her new dorm at the south side of the rather extensive campus of Konoha University. The 19 year old had just gotten out of a meeting with the director of the college and her adviser about the coming year. Rolling her eyes at the memory of their jointly startled looks at her hair and persona, the pinkette paused her stomping parade to glance over at the nearby buildings. Looking into the windows of the girls dorms, the tomboy smirked at the prancing antics of the girly females.

Snorting as one of the many blondes was hit by a pillow; Sakura continued her long walk to Miller Hall.

Arriving at her destination a couple minutes later, the girl walked into what appeared to be the main hall. And what she saw was more than what she had bargained for. Gasping as she took in the room, the girl took in her new surroundings.

Inside the spacious room was a large flat screen complete with an entertainment system, three long black leather couches, an overstuffed easy chair and a semi-large glass coffee table.

"HOLY FREAKING BUDDA."

"Nice isn't it? We just had it redone. The old furniture was smelling slightly...old."

Jumping a little at the sudden voice behind her, the pinkette smiled as she turned around to see what she thought was an older man with silver hair. Sticking out her hand, Sakura introduced herself.

"No kidding! You guys did a really nice job. I'm Sakura Haruno, and you must be the dorm head?"

Nodding, the tall silver haired man who seemed to be in his mid thirties (on closer inspection) laughed as he took the outstretched hand in his own.

"That I am. My names Kakashi. And I must say, I'm a little suprised...I was expecting someone..."

"Ultra-girlish?" cut in the now smirking woman, "yeah, I get that a lot. My parents thought by giving me a really girly name they could influence my future attitude. It kinda backfired on 'em. It shouldn't change anything though, unless you put me with pink and frills loving blondes."

Letting go of the said girl's hand, Kakashi rubbed the back of his head with a somewhat apologetic expression. Looking away from the awaiting pinkette the poor man laughed nervously as he told the green eyed girl something that blew her mind.

"Yeah, um, about that. It's kind of a funny story really...This is actually a, um, all BOYS dormitory. There seems to have been a slight mix up with you and the student we were expecting, Saku Haruno..."

Staring at the man, Sakura tried to comprehend what was happening. It really didn't work.

"Say What?"

'You see Miss. Haruno, it seems that because of the similarities in yours and the other students name, and the fact that you enrolled so late into the semester, that you were placed in Miller Hall (this dormitory) instead of Myrtle Hall (the girls dormitory). I really am quite sorry."

Sighing in frustration, Sakura placed a hand on her head. This was just to much to deal with on an empty stomach.

"Well, is there a way we can get this fixed? Or, ya know, get me transferred to another dorm? Cause I already paid my boarding fee for this trimester!"

"Let me see what I can do. Why don't you have a seat while I try and get this mess cleaned up." With that, the poor man walked back down the hallway to his office in the back of the corridor. Sitting down on one of the couches, the pinkette waited. And Waited

And Waited.

After ten minutes the girl had had enough (patience had never been her specialty). Getting up and walking back to Mr. Hatake's office in the back, the girl paused before knocking, hearing a rather upset voice coming through the door.

"What do you mean there are no other rooms available!? That's impossible!...No. No that is NOT okay! She already paid for the trimester!...THIS IS A MEN'S DORMITORY. DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?!...Hello sir, I mean Ma'am!...yes...no huh?...I understand...good bye."

Suddenly the door opened in front of eavesdropping pinkette. Jumping back, the girl grinned sheepishly at the man in front of her. Gazing down at the 5' 3 green eyed girl, Kakshi gave her an apologetic smile.

"I guess you heard all that huh?"

Playing with the hem of her shirt the girl nodded.

"I'mreallysorryIwasn'tmeaningtoeavesdropIwasjusttherean-"

"It's okay! It's, it's fine." interrupted the now flustered , grabbing the girls elbow he led her back to the main room and sat her down in the easy chair before kneeling down in front of her like she was a four year old.

"Trust me. It's fine. However, your living situation seems to be solved. You will be staying here for the coming trimester."

Gaping at the man, the pinkette (for the second time that day) tried to make sense of what the man had just said. The only thing that did was make her head hurt.

"Okay. So let me get this straight. I am going to be staying here."

"yes."

"And this is is an all men's dorm."

"yes, that is correct."

"And this is a two person per room dorm right?"

"Ah, yes that is also correct."

"So that mean's I'm going to have to share my living and sleeping space with another human being of the male persuasion?"

smirking at the girls words, Kakashi nodded.

"What is wrong with this picture?!"

Smiling at the upset girl, the silver haired man got up and sat himself down on the couch opposite the chair in which Sakura was taking up space. Crossing his legs, he began to clear up what seemed to be a rather foggy situation.

"You see, I just got off the phone with the schools director, and she says that in order to stay here, you either need to get a sex change or you need to be a maid. And we don't need any more house cleaning staff...so...how good are you at acting?"

"What are you insinuating here?" said a rather blank faced pinkette.

"In order to stay here, from this day on you are now MR. Saku Haruno

"...I guess it's a good year to be small in the chest department huh?"


AN: I didn't change much from what the previous author had so I hope you all enjoyed it please don't forget to leave a review.