(This is a true story that happened to me twice)
Once upon a time there wasd a town. In the town was a man named Jeff. Jeff was awesome and did lots alot of awesome things like being cool. Jeff was happy but one day that changed forever. When he wake up he eated breakfast and then ran out of orange juice. He threw it in the garbage from 50 feet away and behind his back. He opened his closet to get dressed but guess what!? A skeleton pooped out! The skeleton was scary but Jeff wasn't afraid instead he turns on the T.V. vision and sees the news. "Zombies are attack in the town." Man says "Oh no"Jeff thought. 'That explains the skeleton in my closet! (it was foreshadowing) Then Jeff stormed out of the house and says "Zombies don't dare mess with my the town." He get in his awesome new expensive car and drove toward the mall. On his way he ran over a few zombies and squished them to pancake juice. He got stopped by a police man at one point but he was a zombie so Jeff shot him. Then Jeff got to the mall and jumped through the window. Jeff saw the zombies everywhere and yells "Its closing time for you zombies!" Then the mosters came at Jeff. He shots zombies with gun, and they fall dead on each other. Then Jeff threw his gun at zombie and starts punching zombies in faces which flies off makes faces fall off.
Then the zombies are gone and Jeff escapes really fast on his motorcycle. Then he comes upon a building that looks suspicious so Jeff sayed "I must see what happens in here." Then so he opened the door and went. Inside it was dark and scary but Jeff wasnt afraid because he is so masculine and not like a silly women. One time he saw a zombie and shot it dead. One other time he thought he saw another zombie but he didn't shot because it wasn't really a zombie. Jeff said "what's your name" and the other guy who wasn't a zombie said "Frank." Jeff saw a button in the bulding so he picked it up. Frank started to leave away so Jeff said "hey wait" and shot the zombies before they get to Frank. When Jeff and Frank gotted out from the building and the zombies start swarming. So Jeff pushed the button and the building exploded in a BOOM. All the zombies blew up and there was a fire and dead zombie everywhere on earth.
And Frank said Oh thanks for save me! Jeff replied "No problem bro." and he was calm and he takes him on his motorcycle. Jeff sped really fast like speed of a cheetah only faster. Until but then he got tireded and decide to rest. They walk up to house before made sure to check for no zombies and take safe refyouj in house.
But it was a trap!
And by now it was dark and zombies come.
The spooky dead things gathered around the house to try to get Jeff and Frank. "I'm trying to get you!" they said. Frank said he was scared of the zombies. But Jeff put on his sunglasses and said "I will destroy zombie scum!" and then busts down the door with pinky finger. He took out two really big machine guns in each hand and starts shooting everywhere. Then he jumped in the air and shot some more zombies. It was more awesome than anything you have or have not ever seen. He even did some flips in mid-air also. Then all the zombies were dead again and Jeff stands on a bunch of zombie bodies covering the ground, because of how many zombies he killed. Jeff laughs and said "Now all zombies are dead, and justice rules too!" But then Frank said "Butt no, Jeff. How this can be if you're are already dead?"
And then Jeff looked at the mirror and remembered the truth… he was in a coma for 50 years.
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