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Itachi-is-mine presents:
Itachi's Cheesy Pick Up Lines
Disclaimer: Dude, Dude, Dude NO.
Sasuke was shuffling through old things in his attick and wondered across some thing strange, a book. It read "Itachi's Cheesy Pick Up Lines." Sasuke thought it looked funny, especially since it had his brothers name on it, so he read the summary. "This book is full of phrases that will make ANY woman go MAD. Itachi himself along with the distinguished acclaimed writer Jairiya-sama made this book in order to help poor men who needed help with women. WARNING: THIS BOOK AND OR CONTENTS IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY INJURIES THAT YOU MAY RECEIVE WHILE USING, SO NO SUE." Sasuke wanted to try to get it on with Sakura so he decided to try it on with her.
Sasuke was strolling down the street and saw Sakura. 'perfect' he thought.
"Hey Sasuke-kun," Sakura said. Now Sasuke wasn't going to lie she was hot! perfect body, big bouncy breasts, round ass, creamy legs, innocent eyes that sparkled, and her luscious red lips, damn!
"Hey, Sakura?" Sasuke asked.
"Yah" She replied.
"Can I put my burrito in your taco?" he asked.
"what taco?" she asked.
"Do you want to butter my muffin?" he asked.
"Why, can't you butter it yoursef?" she asked. At this point Naruto was passing by, he decided to watch.
"Want to lick my lollipop?" Sasuke asked. 'GO! SASUKE!' Naruto thought.
"I thought you hated sweets." she replied. 'ouch!' Naruto thought.
"Can i put my shovel in your ditch?" he asked. 'wow' Naruto thought.
"I don't even have a garden" she replied.
"I'm like a rubix cube, the more you lay with me the harder i get" Sasuke said. 'WHOAH' Naruto thought.
"Whats a rubix cube?" she asked innocently. 'hahahah' Naruto laughed, but they didn't hear him. at this point sasuke was mad so he blurted out-
"FUCK ME, TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES, BARE MY CHILDREN, RIGHT MY ROUGH, MAKE LOVE, MOVE UP AND DOWN ON MY FUCKING LAP, DO IT DOGGY STYLE, DO THE AROUSED FLOWER, TURN THE DRAGON, BE THE SUSPENSION BRIDGE GOD DAMN IT!!!"
'O.O and i thought i wasn't smooth with girls' Naruto.
"O.O how do you know so many positions?" she asked.
so what do you think does it need another chapter?