Marysuewocky
Twas Tuesday, and the school, Hogwarts
Did gyre and gimble with students:
One had hair of fresh spun gold,
And boobs the size of tents.
"Beware the Mary Sue, young n00b!
The golden curls all sparkly!
Beware deatheater Ron, shun too
Sexy Hermione!"
She took her vorpal keyboard in lap:
Long time good stories she sought -
Then rested in the M section,
To read a little porn.
And then, three good reads on the go,
The Sue author, with head most large,
Uploaded though guidelines said no,
Brains blew up with a 'blarge!'
One, two! One, two! And F and U!
Her vorpal board went tipper tap!
She flamed it dead, and with its head
She virtually glumped back.
"And, has thou slain the Mary Sue?
Ten thousand reviews! Full speed ahoy!"
O frabjous day! Squeeooh! Squeeay!'
they gushled in their joy.
Twas snowing, and most rainy too
But twas the end for fic most lame;
Happy were the HP section,
But then… … …Enoby came.
Based on jabberwocky by Lewis Carroll if anyone didn't know.
I apologise for my terrible rhymes.