DA-Hello, I don't own Saiyuki okay lets go...

Gojyo-Um, so does anyone know where the hell we are?

Sanzo-Does it look like we do? Idiot.

Gojyo-whatever...

Goku-I'm hungry!

Hakkai-(sigh)

Gojyo-You're always hungry! It's a mystery that your so frikin skinny!

Goku-Maybe cause we're driving around the whole damn country!

Gojyo-Which gives you an excuse to be fat you stupid idiot!!

Goku-Does not!!!

Sanzo-Will you both shut the fuck up!smacks them both with fan

Hakkai-Seriously guys will you ever be quiet for once? I've got a headache...

Sanzo-Yeah!

Guku-Why should I?!

Gojyo- Because Hakkai fucking told you to! That's why!

Goku- Since when do I have to listen to him?

Gojyo-Since always monkey king!

Sanzo-Honestly, you guys sound like a mix between a married couple and two toddlers!

Hakkai-Look!

G, G, &S-huh? (Look)

Three girls sit on the side of the road, one with brown hair and two with black hair.

Ayame-Hey, look, a jeep! We're saved!!!! Saved I tell you!!(Dance)

Sango-WHEW!!!

Okami-sheesh, calm down will you?

Sango and Aya-(stop)

Hakkai-(stops the jeep) hey, can we help you guys

All 3 girls-(blink)

Sango-Am I seeing things?

Ayame- Or did Hakkai...

Sango- Gojyo...

Okami-and Sanzo just pull up in front of us?

Hakkai- Um?

Sanzo- How the hell do you know our names?

Guku-what about me?

Girls-Hiiiiii(stare)

Ayame-(glomps Hakkai)

Okami-(glomps Sanzo)

Sango-(glomps Gojyo)

Hakkai-Um, hello?

Goku- Crazy girls!!(Hide)

Gojyo-Oh, I dunno, this ones cute...in fact their all cute... but this ones better.

Sango-I'm honored!!

Sanzo-Get the hell off me!!(Pulls out gun)

Okami-(pulls out two guns)

Sanzo-She's good...

End! R&R next chapter soon coming up of ness!