AUTHOR'S NOTE
Hi readers. This chapter is quite sick so don't think that it's a spoiler because it's not. It's just a bit of sick fun. Don't take it seriously.
I_Hate_Kids – Dimitri
Tasha_Ozera – Tasha
Flowers21 – Rose
InDaAttic – Christian
I_Hate_Kids has signed on
Tasha_Ozera has signed on
Flowers21 has signed on
InDaAttic has signed on
I_Hate_Kids: Hi everybody
Flowers21: Hi Dimitri
InDaAttic: Hi Dim
Tasha_Ozera: Hello Dimka
Flowers21: You seem happy today Dimitri
InDaAttic: Yeah. What's blowin' your bubble?
Flowers21: Blowing your bubble? I thought it was 'what's bursting your bubble'
InDaAttic: It is but a bubble has to be blown to be burst
Flowers21: I suppose
I_Hate_Kids: Shut up you two. I'm happy because today I broke my record of knocking unconscious three hundred young children.
Flowers21: OMG! That's horrible
InDaAttic: Yeah. What's up with that?
I_Hate_Kids: It's pretty obvious isn't it? Read my username. I HATE KIDS
Tasha_Ozera: Err…well…um…now probably isn't the time to tell you…
Flowers21: What is it Tasha?
InDaAttic: yeah, spill it
Tasha; Okay then… I'M PREGNANT!
Everyone except Tasha: *gasp*
InDaAttic: And I'm guessing your hesitation was because you're about to name the father?
Everyone except Tasha: *gasp again*
Tasha_Ozera: Err…yeah. It's Dimitri
Everyone except Tasha: *gasp, gasp, gasp*
Flowers21: *gasp* Oops, sorry. Too many
For a while it's just silence
A little while more
A little longer
Just a wee bit longer
Okay.
Three hours later…
Flowers21: *Astonishment*
InDaAttic: By child you mean my cousin
Flowers21: *Gasp*
InDaAttic: Shut up Rose, the time for gasping has passed.
Flowers21: Sorry *blushes*
Tasha_Ozera: Yeah…Um…It's a boy
Flowers21: Ooh call it Anthony!
InDaAttic: NO! Call it Christian
Flowers21: NO! Call it Damon
InDaAttic: NO! Call it George
Flowers21: NO! Call it Sam
InDaAttic: NO! Call it Jacob
Flowers21: NO! Call it Josh
Tasha_Ozera: Err… I'm gonna leave now
Flowers21: NO! Call it Max
InDaAttic: NO! Call it Earnest
Tasha_Ozera has logged off
Flowers21: NO! Call it Harry
InDaAttic: NO! Call it Steve
Flowers21: NO! Call it …
Flowers21: Wait. She's gone.
InDaAttic: I bet she left because she hated all your names
Flowers21: Did not
InDaAttic: Did so
Flowers21: Did not
InDaAttic: Did so
Flowers21: Did not
InDaAttic: Did so
Flowers21: Did not
InDaAttic: Did so
Flowers21: Did not
InDaAttic: Did so
Flowers21: Errrrrrrrr
Flowers21 has logged off
InDaAttic: Oh Tasha… Why don't you call it …
InDaAttic has logged off
I_Hate_Kids: *Shock*
I_Hate_Kids has logged off
Tasha runs down the halls of St Vladimir's, being chased by Christian and Rose shouting names to her.
"Roberts nice"
"No. Fred"
"Oliver would suit it much better"
"No, Jack would"
Tasha runs inside one of the privet jets and scrambles to the cockpit. Inside, there are two moroi pilots laughing over a funny joke. "GET THIS THING IN THE AIR!" Screams Tasha and the pilots automatically switch into work mode. The jet speeds down the runway and Tasha waves goodbye to the two tiny figures of Christian and Rose, getting smaller and smaller.