CID Team Abhijeet ko ek secret agent banakar kuch gundo ki team mein bhej deti hai aur usko bolte hain ki wo aisa pretend kare jaise uski yaadasth chali gayi hai aur wo unki hi team ka ek hissa hai. Kya CID team apne iss plan mein successful hogi? Read and Find out!
"Abhijeet, tujhe ek mission par jaana hai" ACP Abhijeet ko apne office mein bulakar use mission ki briefing deta hai.
"Sir, but main hi kyun? Aap bhi toh ye kaam kar sakte hain na? Ya hamesha gadho ki tarah apne office mein baithe jugaali karte rahenge!?" Abhijeet backflip maarta hua bolta hai.
"Tujhse jitna kaam kaha hai utna kar, warna Sir Julaab Singh se bolkar tujhe CID se nikalwa dunga" ACP gusse mein bolta hai.
Abhijeet haami bhar deta hai aur saare team members mission ki tayyari karne lagte hain. Abhijeet ko shaam 5'o clock nikalna hota hai, par wo nashe mein hota hai isliye raat ke 8'o clock nikalta hai jab ACP usko 10 joote maarta hai. Finally Abhijeet gundo ke paas pahuch jaata hai aur plan ke hisaab se unka hi ek member ban jaata hai.
Gunde musalman hote hain. Abhijeet unse dheere dheere impress hone lagta hai aur ek hi din mein kalma padh kar musalman ban jaata hai. Iske sath hi uske dil mein Pakistan ke liye bhi pyaar paida ho jaata hai, aur wo Pakistan ki success ke liye namaz padhne lagta hai.
Wo log uska khatna (Circumcision) bhi kar dete hain aur usko poora musalman bana dete hain. Ab wo Quran padhkar poora terrorist ban jata hai aur Allah hu Akbar ke naare bhi lagane lagta hai.
Ab wo CID team se bhi nafrat karne lagta hai aur unhe maar dena chahta hai. Isliye wo un sabko ek plan ke tehet ek warehouse mein bula leta hai. Par ACP bhi poora namak haraam hota hai aur wo Abhijeet ki baat na maante hue city chhodkar chala jaata hai aur circus join kar leta hai.
Abhijeet ka plan bas fail hone hi wala hota hai ki usko Tarika ka phone aata hai. Wo Tarika ki awaaz sunkar bhaukne lagta hai aur Tarika se milne ke bahane usko ek warehouse mein bula leta hai.
"Ab toh iss Tarika ko bhi mullan bana dunga!" Abhijeet ke muh par musalman wali dhoorth hasi hoti hai.
Tarika uss jagah par pahuch jaati hai aur Abhijeet ko namaz padhte hue pakad leti hai. Wo uske paas jakar baith jati hai aur uska namaz bhang kar deti hai. Abhijeet gusse mein aa jata hai aur usko bhi kalma padhwakar musalmaani bana deta hai. Tarika ke dil mein bhi Pakistan ke liye pyaar jaag jaata hai aur wo bhi "Pakistan Zindabad" ke naare lagane lagti hai.
Abhijeet usko apne team ke boss ke paas lekar jaata hai aur boss se uski mulakaat karata hai. Boss usko dekhkar kalap jaata hai kyunki Islam mein ek mushrik ka aana not allowed hai aur Tarika jaisi Kafir ko wo apni team mein kabhi accept nahi karega.
Team ka boss Abhijheet aur Tarika ko capture kar ek kaal kothri mein band kar deta hai aur agle din dono ko behead kar deta hai aur beheading ki video bhi internet par daal deta hai. Sabhi log Abhijeet aur Tarika ki beheading ki video bahut enjoy karte hain. CID team ke members ko bhi wo video milta hai aur wo bhi khoob maze lete hain uss video ke and party karte hain!
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