Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach
Cookies: Ulquiorra and Orihime get dragged into one of Grimjow's schemes. Too bad it doesn't leave the art table.
"Owie! Owe! Stop biting me Quiorra!" Four year old Orihime yanked her arm out of her classmate's mouth. The raven haired boy scrunched up his nose.
"My name is Ulquiorra, not 'Quiorra." The five year old corrected haughtily. Orihime stuck out her tongue.
"Hey Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Dumb," An obnoxious voice called. Orihime and Ulquiorra both looked over to the art table where Grimmjow was chewing on a blue crayon. Ichigo, Rukia, Uryu and Nel were huddled there too.
"Get your butts over here!" He shouted. Orihime gasped and covered her mouth.
"He said the 'B' word!" She exclaimed. Ulquiorra, who was used to his friend's language simply rolled his eyes.
"Come on," He ordered and took her hand.
"I want to sit next to Ichigo!" Orihime shouted. Ulquiorra dropped her hand and covered his ears.
"Too loud!" He complained and followed her over to the two vacant seats on Ichigo's right. The orange haired boy in question was fighting with Rukia who sat on his left. The two were playing an intense game of tug-of-war over a stuffed rabbit.
"Give Chappy back, Ichigo!" Rukia grunted and tugged on the rabbit's ear.
"His name is Sir Getsuga!" Ichigo responded through gritted teeth as he held onto the rabbit's torso. The two pulled for another minute or so. Uryu opened his mouth when he saw the seams strain in the toy. Ulquiorra played with Orihime's hair. Nel picked her nose. Grimmjow stuffed the whole crayon in his mouth.
"Come on guys, quit fooling around."
Neither Ichigo or Rukia heard him. Grimmjow tried to talk over them.
"I called you guys over," He started and shot an annoying look at the bickering preschoolers. They were making too much noise!
"I CALLED YOU GUYS OVER SO WE COULD STEAL THE SNACK TIME COOKIES!" He shouted.
"Grimmjow!" A voice scolded.
"Uh-oh." He muttered as old man Yamomoto came marching over.
"I told you – no more cookies!" He took hold of Grimmjow's ear.
"Owe – hey! What are you doing?"
"You're coming with me young man." Yamamoto grumbled and pulled the little boy away. Nel drifted after them.
"Guys I don't think you should-" Uryu's words were cut off by the sound of fabric ripping. Both Ichigo and Rukia fell over from the force. The rabbit's ear tore completely off. Orihime gasped. Ulquiorra started gnawing on her arm. Uryu smacked his forehead and Rukia began to cry.
"M-my Chappy! Ichigo you ruin everything!" She screamed. She scrubbed viciously at her eyes and then ran away. Ichigo chased after her.
"Come back!" He shouted. Uryu picked up the torn rabbit muttering about playing doctor again and pulled some thread out of his pocket.
"Now what do we do?" Orihime asked. Ulquiorra's gnawing turned into bites.
"Ouch! Quiorra, that hurts!" She scolded and rubbed her arm.
"Guys!" Nel shouted. Running over to them, she placed a jar on the table.
"I got the cookies!"
A/N: After a world of hurt on LJ, I've decided to post this story here. Some of you may recall my posting on Tumblr too. There's is a boat load full of misspelling and grammar errors but until I get a beta, this will have to do. The image was provided by the amazing artist ElyonBlackStar. Enjoy.