Disclaimer: Gakuen Alice does not belong to me. I also think that bad fanfiction does not belong to me, but hey. I could be wrong.
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How To Write A Gakuen Alice Fanfic In Just A Few Simple Steps
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1. Find a good title. Something that loads of other people have used is good. It shows it's cool and popular.
"Gakuen Alice Fanfic"
1.1 The story's summary has to draw your readers in. Make it special.
"Summary: You have to read to find out!"
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2. Remember to write a nice long author's note. It's good to introduce yourself! If you do a giant one at the beginning AND end of a fic, that's just being extra friendly. Using special effects such as interesting capitalisation and italics is just plain kwl. So's text language. Or rather, txt lngage. :)
hEy GuYZZ iTs LyK My NeW FiIc yHeHah COol RItE hopE U ENjOy"!!11 AnywYZ I'M LyK cALED... NO W8 I woNt tElL u My Nmame noOW so Cuz Ull lYk HaV To REad d FIC first!! its aT Da BOTTOM LYK kwl doodZ. diS iS lYYK mY FiRSt FaNFIc SO plZ rEaD.
2.1 Remember to beg, borrow and/or steal reviews. But not flames. They're BAD.
AnD alSO lYK REVIEW ND StufF cUZ if U doNt I wonT rItE mOrE! i DonT lYk flaMEs hahahAHAha so DonT gIve Them 2 Me!!111!!
2.2 What's a disclaimer?
i C all DeEs ppl ryTing disclAmR on TheRe Fic wUts A disClImor?!1!
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2. Now for the story. Remember to have a strong, convincing main character. If you make up your own characters it shows your creativity - I mean, don't you think Mikan and Natsume are just SO overused and boring? I mean, like, really. Anyway, what's a Mary Sue?
Today was a very special day. A new girl was joining Elementary Class B! In fact, Natsume could see her already, walking down the path with Naru. She seemed like a calm, composed person, with her head held high and already he could see she was going to be a more interesting person than he had previously thought.
2.1 She (and she's a she because you're standing up for equal female opportunities, not because of a shameless self-insert) has to have a good name and background.
"Good morning. My name is Princessessa Melonbeauty Lollipoppia Xanthia Xana XA Fluffypops Caramelinaqqqqqii Mercurousvenusmarissaissaissa Silverspirit Flamedragoniaettamiacette, Esq., heir to the Kingdom of Unicorniusiopia. I am sure you have heard of my father, the KingNoEmperor Juliusiaugustus Ssoo';ppo8f, and our famed unicorn and phoenix cross-breeds."
The class gaped in wonder and astonishment.
"Actually, I grew out wild in the woods because my mother died when I was two and my evil stepmother disowned me. There I met a pack of magical wolves who raised me. So now, I can communicate with wolves as well as all the other forest creatures. When I was nine, I went out to steal some food from the market for my foster mother and her sick cubs, but I was caught and sent to the workhouse. I made a best friend called Sayonaraessa Californicationette Payona Chugokujinahokutonin, but she died of the magical Rose Plague before she could escape. I managed to escape inside a fake coffin and lived in the desert, hunting secret flowers for food. I almost died once when a scorpion bit me, but then a snake found me and I was able to ask him to heal me. After I came back to the forest to find my wolf friends, Persona caught me in the act of using one of my Alices, and so I was sent here. So you see, I've been through a lot in my life."
2.2 She's pretty. Coloured hair is teh win.
The first thing that the class noticed was her hair which extended past her waist and was feathered delicately in a style that Permy would have killed to have. It was a natural deep blue colour, reminiscent of the exact shades of the rainbow reflecting off a perfectly cut sapphire, and yet there were sea-green subtle highlights deep within the silky falls of hair. Yet she was wearing no makeup and used no hair dye or other styling materials. The soft curls in exactly the right places and the flawless highlighting were completely natural.
2.3 Coming from just one country is just boring and normal.
"I'm half Japanese, a third Malay, a fifth Argentinean, five-twenty-seventh-over-sixty-two Icelandic and two-sevenths Ukrainian," she said in a such a wondrous voice, tinged with an exotic faraway accent, that it had the ability to charm any creature to her bidding. "That's where I got my eyes from."
2.4 "Orb" is a kwl word and totally means "eye" and not "a strange old-fashioned way of saying circle".
And indeed her orbs were magnificent. They were of such an intense hue, a violet that sparkled and gleamed so that the light of the sun was reflected in tenfold glory, that Natsume could not look directly at them. The glitter of those faultless indigo irises foretold futures of happiness and joy to everyone who saw them. When she tilted her perfect head, the tresses of her exquisite tinted hair shone in the sunlight and her orbs changed colour from lilac to mauve to lavender to violet to plum to wine to the hue of a delicate amethyst.
2.5 Natsume is HAWT and love at first sight is KAWAII!!11! But so is Mikan. Oh well. Just work it out, I suppose.
The fire-caster could not keep his own blood-red eyes off the new girl. She was simply too astounding. Permy kept trying to get his attention but he just ignored her. She was really ugly compared to Princessessa Melonbeauty Lollipoppia Xanthia Xana XA Fluffypops Caramelinaqqqqqii Mercurousvenusmarissaissaissa Silverspirit Flamedragoniaettamiacette, Esq.. She was soooo pretty that he thought to himself, "Can I be falling in love with her?" He hadn't believed in love at first sight before now.
Mikan thought to herself, "Wow Princessessa Melonbeauty Lollipoppia Xanthia Xana XA Fluffypops Caramelinaqqqqqii Mercurousvenusmarissaissaissa Silverspirit Flamedragoniaettamiacette, Esq. is sooo pretty! I hope I can be her best friend. Then we can be cute together!"
2.6 Oh yeah, this is Gakuen Alice. Your character needs a/many really powerful Alice(s) to show how amazing she is.
"What's your Alice?" asked Sumire, bossily.
Fluttering her long, thick blue-violet eyelashes in a way that showed it came as an instinctive talent and not because she was a pretentious show-off, the Princessessa said in a delightful tone, "I have the Alice of Fire, Ice, Shadow Manipulation, Nullification and Healing. I also have the Alice of Alices, which means I can use any Alice I want!" She gave a enchanting tinkling laugh.
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A/N (that's me, Corvus, not the leaflet writer): Unfortunately the next page of the leaflet has not been written yet. I was going to make this a crack!oneshot, but then it got a bit too long - maybe there'll be two more chapters or so of this stuff. If you want to know what's on the next few pages of the leaflet, well, you'll have to wait a bit. :P