Woo-hoo! I'm on a role with this whole songfic thing!! Go me, go me!! I know, I know, you can go see the shrine in a couple months, those Egyptians take their time! OH! And I should have another part of "Go for it" up sometime this weekend! It was just really hard figuring out how I wanted to continue. There were a couple ideas I had, and I had to choose. ::sigh:: anyway, it's diner time soon, so I have to go!
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Mixed Bizness
by Beck
All the crew comes out wearing Gap Leather
Duo: Gap, all right! Hilde, we're living the high life now!
All: yeah ya are…
Duo, our little match-maker, comes out from some odd room to Heero and Relena, and holds up mistletoe
Duo: Hey, Heero, ol' buddy, ol' pal, guess what?
Heero: looks up What about it?
Duo: Aw, come on! It's mistletoe! You gotta kiss now!!
Heero: takes out gun and shoots Mistletoe No
Duo: er…okay…slowly backs away into shadows
As soon as Duo leaves, we see Heero grab Relena and kiss her senseless
Relena: Wow Heero, and it's only July…
Heero: DAMN YOU DUO!!!!
Dorothy tarred and feathered, has a can up to her eyebrow which is currently being used as a can opener.(her eyebrow, that is)
Duo: comes on stage HAHA! FREAK!!
Dorothy: presses button on wrist and eyebrow grows into VERY big dagger DUO!!!! ODE TO JOY AND FREEDOM!!!!(AN: Doesn't that sound like a war cry of some sort? I think so)
G-boys scream
All right
duo and Hilde going a little overboard with the monkey dance
Quatre and Dorothy come on, both wearing pixie costumes. Dorothy is sitting and sulking while burning her wand, while Quatre is having the time of his life
Wufei comes out wearing "gangsta" clothes and starts breakdancing
Trowa and Midii come out, doing the Tango. Trowa has a rose in his mouth while Midii is swooning
Word up to the manthing
Wufei: I am a man!
All: sure ya are….
A lot of lamps are scattered around, Duo is pole dancing crudely
All: AHHHHHH!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!
only Hilde stays
Hilde: does a little meow cat thing
Wufei, always the nature man, is bathing in a horse trough
Heero walks up to it humming a death theme song and wearing a bathrobe and holding a scrubber and rubber ducky
They make eye-contact
Wufei: WAIT YOU TURN WOMAN!!
Heero: takes out gun I think it IS my turn.
Wufei: grumble….grumble…fumble….
Heero: gets in trough and begins humming funeral song once again
I just wanna watch you dance
Duo is at one of those "adult bookstores" and is waiting for the wall thing to go down so he can look through the glass at the "dancing women"
Hilde: DUO!!!!!!!
Duo: EEP!!!!starts running
the screen goes down and we see Quatre sprawled in a chair wearing a pair of boxers
Quatre: whimpers
Do you wanna ride on the Baltic Sea
Relena and Heero are doing that little wave thing with their hands. The rest of the crew are holding up fake wooden waves and "rolling" them in front and behind of the couple. Duo stands up next to Heero and Relena wearing goggles, snorkel and a shark fin and flashes a huge grin
I'll be your mistress C.O.D.
Relena is pushing Heero slowly backwards with her index finger, smiling seductively at him, and he slowly shrinks backwards, smiling seductively back at her
Sally attempts to comb Wufei's hair
Wufei: NOT SO HARD WOMAN!!!!
Sally: I HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED WUFEI!!!!
Wufei: …oh
Trowa is reciting poetry to someone we can't see
As we pan out, we see he is reciting to…A ROCK?!
Midii comes up behind him and pokes him on the shoulder
Midii: eh-HEM.
Trowa: pales my rock…
Duo, obviously drunk, begins to eat bees and drink more alcohol
Hilde: DUO!!
Duo: yeah babe?
Hilde: …Save some for me!
people from the "nice place" wearing white and carrying a straightjacket come and take Duo away for eating bee's
Duo: Yes!!! I heard about this place from my ol' man!! You get totally cool padded walls that you can lick and they taste lick air freshener!! Sorry, Hilde! Better luck next time!
Hilde: Aw man! Lucky dog!
We see a steamed up window and suddenly a hand presses against it (think that one nasty scene from titanic. (gosh I dislike that movie))
Duo: appears out of no where Aw Heero's getting lucky!!
duo chuckles and walks away
inside Sauna(YES SAUNA!)
Relena: Turn the heater OFF Heero!! I CAN'T BREATHE!!
Heero: I'M TRYING RELENA, BUT I BROKE OFF THE KNOB!!!
Relena: AHH! THE DOOR'S LOCKED HEERO!!
Heero and Relena proceed to bang on glass repeatedly
Crew dancing in between large plates of glass
Duo: Hey! I can see right through the—
Glass shatters
People scream
Duo: ^_^;;;;; eh…oops?
Wufei comes out from behind a sheet still standing wearing VERY thick glasses
Wufei: like Jan from brady bunch I CAN'T FIND MY CONTACT LENSE!!
Duo: HAHA! GEEK!
Sally jumps out of subspace and beats Duo to a bloody pulp
Duo:…help…
g-boys scream
The crew is wearing aerobic outfits from the 80's, leggings, body-suits, tube socks, all in er…very neon colors. And then leather jackets on top
Quatre: You know, I think I'm really getting the hang of this spilt thing!!
Annoying tv guy: appears out of no where That's right Quatre, and with this handy dandy video, "Quatre's Quadriceps of steel" for only 59. 95, you can do anything from your wildest dreams!
Duo: Ya mean I can really drink all that stuff under the sink without having to get a new stomach and then go over the rainbow with my little pony and meet Tyra Banks in a bikini?!
Tv guy: um…ok…
Heero is staring at a huge pile of homework SLOWLY burning(An: THANK YOU HEERO!!!!)
Relena: Heero, have you seen the…doc…u…ment….I HAVE BEEN WORKING FOREVER ON!!!!!!!
Heero:whimpers
Relena suddenly jumps over to bonfire
Relena: chanting Die, Homework, DIE!!! I HOPE YOU BURN IN THE FIREY PITS OF HE-
Heero covers her mouth with hand and sweatdrops
All: real peaceful, huh?
Duo and Hilde wearing chicken feathers and mass amounts of tar start swimming on the ground as if they are flying
Hilde: This ground thing will be edited out, right?
Gundamgirl88: er…
Music cuts out, and we have a close up of Dorothy's face
Dorothy: Looks around WHAT?!
Pan out to see the rest of the crew sweatdropping and looking at her expectantly
All: heh…heh…backs away slowly
All right
the ENTIRE g-crew is doing the monkey
Crew doing hitchhiker things and dancing around
gundams come on and start doing the monkey in background
All strike charlie's angels poses
Done. Was it funny? No? Yeah, I know, hey! I tried! Anyway, PLEASE go check out my website, http://www.geocities.com/alioop108