Summary: The unusual magazine has an unusual start...
Author's Note: Well, I just thought of this so if anyone else has written a Quibbler, I'm sorry, but...this one's better!!! Promised Humor, please give it a shot and REVIEW!
Prologue
"I'm bored again!" whined Sirius for what seemed like the billionth time. Remus threw a magazine at him.
"Read that, it might be interesting."
Sirius made a face and took it. He opened it up to the first page, read about one word and threw it back. "Rubbish, nothing interesting." He said defiantly.
"There is no article in there that's rubbish," snapped Remus. "Besides, you didn't even read it."
"So?" Lupin shook his head.
"Come on now guys," said James, looking up from his copy of Quidditch: A History of Quarrels. "Ever since people stopped reading our advice column (which they didn't want to...grrr) it's been boring. What we need is something new to entertain ourselves with."
"Well, nothing in that magazine is entertaining." Said Sirius, who folded his arms over his chest.
"Then read a different one." Peter suggested timidly from his bed.
"Naw, ya think?" Sirius said sarcastically. "But the problem is there aren't any magazines like...." An odd expression suddenly appeared on his face, as if something had finally dawned on him. He smacked himself on the forehead before cracking into a mischievous grin.
"Uh-oh." Remus said worriedly. The expression was far too familiar. There was an alarm going off in America right now, far away in FBI Headquarters.
James sat up. "What are you thinking Padfoot?"
Sirius shifted on the floor. "Well, let's write our own magazine!"
The other Marauders stared.
"BRILLIANT!" said James, hopping off his bed. "That's just brilliant!"
"But what would it be about?" asked Lupin, who couldn't help being interested. "We could do recent events, important points and-"
"Moony, Moony, Moony, Loony Moony," said Sirius, clicking his tongue and shaking his head. "There's only one thing going in The Quibbler."
"The Quibbler?"
"Yeah, brilliant isn't it?" Sirius swelled.
"No." said Peter.
"Oh, be quite!" Sirius snapped.
"Okay, well exactly what is going to go in this Quibbler?" asked James. At this, Sirius cracked into his maniacal grin again.
"Rubbish."
Well, there won't be any more Marauder conversations from now on; it will only be editions of the Quibbler! I'm hoping this will make up for taking away Merciful Marauder's Advice Column, so REVIEW please!! I'll update everyday if I get enough reviews that I'm satisfied!!! REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW!!!
Author's Note: Well, I just thought of this so if anyone else has written a Quibbler, I'm sorry, but...this one's better!!! Promised Humor, please give it a shot and REVIEW!
Prologue
"I'm bored again!" whined Sirius for what seemed like the billionth time. Remus threw a magazine at him.
"Read that, it might be interesting."
Sirius made a face and took it. He opened it up to the first page, read about one word and threw it back. "Rubbish, nothing interesting." He said defiantly.
"There is no article in there that's rubbish," snapped Remus. "Besides, you didn't even read it."
"So?" Lupin shook his head.
"Come on now guys," said James, looking up from his copy of Quidditch: A History of Quarrels. "Ever since people stopped reading our advice column (which they didn't want to...grrr) it's been boring. What we need is something new to entertain ourselves with."
"Well, nothing in that magazine is entertaining." Said Sirius, who folded his arms over his chest.
"Then read a different one." Peter suggested timidly from his bed.
"Naw, ya think?" Sirius said sarcastically. "But the problem is there aren't any magazines like...." An odd expression suddenly appeared on his face, as if something had finally dawned on him. He smacked himself on the forehead before cracking into a mischievous grin.
"Uh-oh." Remus said worriedly. The expression was far too familiar. There was an alarm going off in America right now, far away in FBI Headquarters.
James sat up. "What are you thinking Padfoot?"
Sirius shifted on the floor. "Well, let's write our own magazine!"
The other Marauders stared.
"BRILLIANT!" said James, hopping off his bed. "That's just brilliant!"
"But what would it be about?" asked Lupin, who couldn't help being interested. "We could do recent events, important points and-"
"Moony, Moony, Moony, Loony Moony," said Sirius, clicking his tongue and shaking his head. "There's only one thing going in The Quibbler."
"The Quibbler?"
"Yeah, brilliant isn't it?" Sirius swelled.
"No." said Peter.
"Oh, be quite!" Sirius snapped.
"Okay, well exactly what is going to go in this Quibbler?" asked James. At this, Sirius cracked into his maniacal grin again.
"Rubbish."
Well, there won't be any more Marauder conversations from now on; it will only be editions of the Quibbler! I'm hoping this will make up for taking away Merciful Marauder's Advice Column, so REVIEW please!! I'll update everyday if I get enough reviews that I'm satisfied!!! REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW!!!