Monkey Chi, Monkey Do

by SHADO Commander

Whitem is running a contest in which Ron gives his monkey powers to someone else. I wrote this because I wanted to be the first to submit something.

AN – written for whitem's MMP contest in the span of about 10 minutes. I have no shame.

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Monkey Chi, Monkey Do

By SHADO Commander

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"And now, Ron-san," Sensei sighed, "Do you finally see why the Mystical Monkey Power must only go to one that it has chosen? As this incident clearly demonstrates, those whose chi is not already in the correct alignment will be controlled by the power, rather than controlling the power themselves."

"In other words, Ron," Kim clarified, with a scowl. "Suck it up, deal with your monkey issues and use that statue thingy and take your powers back."

"Oh, all right," Ron grumbled, picking up the spell-switching idol as he looked up at the hooting and naked Bonnie perched in the limbs above his treehouse. "But I ain't getting any closer to her until she runs out of poo."

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Legal disclaimers: Kim Possible, Ron Stoppable, Sensei and Bonnie Rockwaller are the creations of Mark McCorkle and Bob Schooley, and those names are all trademarks of the Disney media organizations. Use in use in this context is probably considered fair under parody law, but just in case: this work was not created for profit, no money changed hands etc. No monkeys were injured during the production of this story.