Something interesting came to my head so I want to write it down lol.
Harvest moon © Natsume
Enjoy
The harvest god was sitting upon his throne one day looking very bored as usual.
His fiancée was busying herself by working on the farm and communicating with other people.
His social life consisted of seeing her every day, sitting atop the mountain with a very board gleam in his eye, and listening to the constant squeaks coming out of the harvest sprites mouths. "Ahh cheer up!" Alan squeaked encouragingly, "She'll be here in a minute."
He raised an eyebrow skeptically, the snow falling on his skin made him irritable. "Define a minute."
"Well, umm." He pondered slightly panicked by the stare Harvest God was giving him.
"Hey, Harvest God!" His eyes widened, hearing a familiar voice.
"You're late Hikari."
"Sorry if I had to do a little more shoveling this morning, the snow is getting really thick…"
He looked away, muttering about Harvest Goddess, and chewing her out for making it so cold.
"Oh c'mon, winter has a mystery to it."
He grumbled irritably, "It's just frozen water…"
Smiling, she nodded, "But it's fun to play in."
He continued his grumbles, "I'd prefer the summer."
"Ah yes, but in summer there aren't as many excuses to get close to someone."
"Meaning?"
He felt two arms wrap around him, "In winter, I'd probably be more affectionate because you're 10 times warmer than the average person."
He sighed, twitching lightly "I guess it's not completely bad. However stop thinking about my muscles."
"What? Shouldn't that be a compliment?"
He stared blankly.
Sighing, she shook her head, releasing her grasp around his waist.
"Alright, Anyway, there's something I wanted to ask."
"Go on..."
"Do gods ever have to sleep, or go to the bathroom."
A vain started popping on his face, "Why are you interested in such a thing?"
"Just curious really."
He sighed, "No, we don't have to since it's not a necessity, but we can if we want to."
"Hmm? So then it would rain."
He stared at her, slightly puzzled before shaking his head, "Your immaturity never ceases to amaze me…"
She smiled, "Hmm, so the tale of god creating man in his own image was a lie?"
A small noise resembling that of a high fart echoed around the halls.
Blinking, Hikari looked at the harvest sprites, "Alright which one did it?"
They all looked at each other and shrugged.
Looking at the Harvest god, she grinned mischievously from ear to ear. "I think the winds just blew to the east."
"I repeat, your immaturity never ceases to amaze me…"
He looked away with what dignity he had left.
"Like god, like man huh?"
He sighed, "Let it go."
End