"Kairi I thought you loved me!" cried sora. he was literally sobbing
"no I'm sorry" kairi replied "but I'm not into men. plus you ditched me for a year for riku."
sora gasped. "not into men? are you a... yknow..."
"no i am not a lesbian"
sora pondered this. "What are you then?"
Kairi smiled. "I am dressexual"
"What the fuck?" sora replied. he stopped crying because he was so confused
"it means I am in love with dresses" kairi retorted, scowling.
she knew sora would never understand. the way the folds would flow when you walked. the way a strapless dress would sit perfectly. the fabrics and the colours and the designs!
oh it was all beautiful.
but sora was unable to understand "Dresses? but they're not people!"
"no sora, they're not." Kairi thought she was going to cry. "oh, i just knew you'd never accept me!"
she began tor un away, but sora caught her arm. "i am sorry kairi. i will try to be more understanding."
kairi smiled. "Thank you sora."
"is there a dress you like right now?"
"yes," replied kair. "let me show you."
they took a boat back to the main island and walked to Dresses R Us downtown
"that one," kairi said, pointing to a white dress in the window
the white dress was white, with black on it and a high collar. it was very fancy and pretty and there was a dragon-y feel to it
"oh wow that is a nice dress," sora said in awe. "I can see why you like it."
"Yes," said kairi. "I want to bone it."
sora again gasped. "what?"
"sora, you know. like put bones in it so it stays up?"
"oh, I didn't think that's what you meant kairi."
"it's ok sora."
so the two of them split the cost of the dress and Kairi was able to bone it like she wanted
the end