This story is a series of one-shots featuring Disney characters like Iago, Tinker Bell, Zazu, Rafiki and others, as Iago rants and rages about some disagreements, glitches and cons of famous video games and worst games and such, along with movies, studios and other stuff. On the bright side, he also does good reviews on movies and updates with vacations and such.

This one-shots collection story will be rated T to M due to coarse language.

Inspired by Boogie2988/Francis

"Hey guys, it's me, Iago, and I want to talk to you one more time about the game Sim City, this is kinda my closing remarks on the whole thing.", the bird says, continuing, "Uh, you know, I know you're tired of hearing about it, cause everybody's talking about it, even CNN and Forbes magazine. You know posting articles about how what not to do, that is what not to do, and you know EA really kinda dropped the ball, we all know that. And I want to talk about some other stuff related to the game today if that's all right."

Iago hesitates, and explains,

"Just so you know... EA's done everything they could in the last week since the video game release, to try to get more servers online to improve online stability, they just done everything they could to make the game worth playing and incapable of being played, okay? And now, when I login, I actually login, there's certainly not a 20-30 minute wait time, I can actually get into my city, I can actually build a city, and I can play for a few hours at a time. And fortunately..."

Iago then bursts in rage and anger,

"...THE FUCKING THING DOESN'T RANDOMLY DELETE MY FUCKING CITIES ANYMORE, JUST BECAUSE I LOST CONNECTION, TO THE FUCKING SERVER, WITH A PATCH IN IT, FOR THE 35TH FUCKING TIME!"

Iago then stops for a second, pauses and calms a bit.

"I promised I wasn't going to get angry, I'm not gonna get angry. I just want to talk about the problems, okay? I'm really sorry.", Iago says as he continues the reason, "So that you can say EA's done a pretty good job, and in the PR market, they've done a pretty good job of trying to cover their bases and make things right. They're going to give us a free fucking game, for all the people who preordered or purchased Sim City before March the 18th, You're going to get a free fucking game, I'm sure it's gonna be..."

Iago once again gets angry,

"...GODDAMN ELIMINATE TYCOON, LIKE I GOT ON MY FUCKING ANDROID, WHEN THEY GAVE ME A FREE FUCKING GAME?!"

Iago then gets calmed again, saying,

"I'm not going to get mad. I'm not going to get mad. Fucking eliminate tycoon. It better be fucking crisis, but I digress. Once you get past, the, server authefi-authentication issues in the online connectivity issues...", Iago says before yelling, "...WHICH IS A BIG FUCKING THING TO TRY TO GET PAST...!", continuing, "The game itself isn't all that great, it's not Sim City 4, in fact, it's pretty fair removed from it."

Iago then continues his explanation of Sim City, "At the end of the day, the city sizes are small, they're fucking tiny, and when you're trying to commit to a whole region, when you build two cities that are supposed to be side-by-side, it looks fucking stupid! Because they're square-shaped, and they are built to the brim at that very edge...", he says before starting to get mad and raising his voice,

"And there's nothing between the two fucking regions, THE WHOLE FUCKING THING LOOKS LIKE SHIT! I'M TRYING TO PASS 7.5 MILLION PEOPLE, IN A FUCKING 5 SQUARED FUCKING MILES! THAT'S NOT SIM CITY! THAT'S SIM FUCKING TOWNS! MORE LIKE SIM...SHITTY! OH, FU-"

Iago then calms down for the third time,

"And of course, I'm having problems with the AI, just like everybody else. Last night, I finally build a bus station, and my count with 75,000 people in it. And I hired some buses, so I start watching my buses, and I plan my- I plan my fucking bus routes exactly, the way the designer of the game told me too, and the fucking guide I bought for $9.99, and the goddamn bus keeps going down the same road, u-turning, u-turning, u-turning, u-turning...", Iago says, before about to burst his anger again.

"He never passes, a single fucking bus stop, he's got a hundred people on the goddamn bus, and they can't get off because HE DOESN'T LET THEM THE FUCK OFF!"

Iago calms down once again.

"What the fuck am I playing? But I digress, okay, seriously, the truth of the matter is the game, is probably gonna be really good for the next month, to 6 months, and I think by then, I might probably re-purchase the game or re-install. Oh, and I do mean, re-purchase the game. And of course by then..."

Iago gets angry once more.

"Since it's ELECTRONIC FUCKING ARTS- THAT'LL BE 60 TO 70 DOLLARS WORTH OF MICRO-TRANSACTIONS, I CAN FUCKING BUY, YOU WANT YOUR BUSES TO LEARN TO DRIVE IN A STRAIGHT FUCKING LINE, THAT'LL BE $18.99!-!-!"

After raging, Iago continues,

"Because I'm getting a refund! I asked you guys for one, you said no, my bank will take care of it, and so what you ban my origin account...?! I DON'T WANT THE FUCKING THING ANYWAY!", he yells, knocking his headphones over since he is a parrot.

After this, he calmly leaves the room, ending his rant of Sim City.