Hey Harry Potter lovers, this is a fanfic that I made with my friend and she allowed me to put it on here. ITS MY FIRST FAN-FIC, so plz be nice and i'll give u a virtual cookie. I plan on posting a new version of Starkis prophecy (Warriors) sometime soon! So look out. Flames welcome.
HARRY POTTER AND THE CHRISTMAS DISASTER
Dumbledore- Bellatrix Lestrange has escaped from Azkaban, so the quidditch world cup has been moved to AUSTRALIA!
School- *cheers*
Ron- Bloody hell, I can't believe we have to fly all the way to Kangaroo land!
Hermione- I'VE READ ABOUT THAT!
Harry- How do we get there?
Luna- we'll fly of course!
~Half an hour later~
Hermione- *on invivible flying lizard* !
Neville- we're here now!
Professor mcgonnagal- Be quiet children
*POOF*
*Voldemort and Bellatrix come on*
Everyone- GASP
Hagrid- I'll save you!
Hagrid- *beats voldemort over head with brolly* DIE DIE DIE
Bellatrix- EEEEEEEEEEEE!
Malfoy- I'LL KILL DUMBLEDORE!
Dumbledore- oh, crud.
Snape- Move, you idiot! *pushes Dumbledore out of the way dramatically*
Malfoy: AVADA KADABRA
Snape- *dies*
Hermione- *to harry* make crabbe and goyle eat this!
Harry- wingardium leviosa!
*cupcakes float*
Crabbe- free cupcakes
Goyle- EPIC
Crabbe and goyle- *pass out*
Dobby and Kreacher- *POOF*
Dobby- HARRY POTTER SIR, I'VE COME TO BE YOUR ASSISTANT
Harry- oh man, not again..
Kreacher- *to ginny* BLOOD TRAITOR! *attacks ginny with frying pan*
Ginny-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Harry- stupid thing! *grabs Kreacher from behind and body slams him into a conveniently placed chair
Harry- thank god for that conveniently placed chair!
Ginny- I LOVE YOU HARRY
Everyone else- No AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
Fred- LOOK OUT HARRY, ITS VOLDEMORT!
Voldemort- *earus dissapearus*
George- Ow, my ear!
Bellatrix- EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Ron- ZOMG (Sorry, I just had to put that in, I'm kinda obsessed w/ it) ITS SANTA
Voldemort walks towards them in santa suit
Neville- My, what small nose you have.
Luna- My, what a lot of waxpurts*stares into space*
Voldemort- AVADA KEDABRA! *tries to kill harry but misses, hits tree that falls over and knocks out bellatrix*
Voldemort- *scratches head* Oooh, sorry, mate..
Bellatrix- *sound comes out from under tree* EEEEEEE..
Hagrid- *sneaks up behind Voldemort and bashes him with a brolly* I know its you, voldemort…
Neville- HEY LOOK, IT'S A KANGAROO!
Luna- No its not, it's a crumpled-horn snorkack!
Hermione- NO ITS NOT, ITS MALFOY!
Everyone- GASP
Malfoy- This is awkward….
Hagrid- *sneaks up behind Malfoy and bashes him with a brolly* My, this brolly was a good buy!
Everyone- YAY
Fred- HEY LOOK, VOLDEMORT'S ESCAPING
Professor McGonnagal: No its not, that IS santa!
Bellatrix- EEEEEEEEE!
Voldemort: Idiots… AVADA KEDABRA! *at Dumbledore*
*slo- mo*
Harry: NOOOOO!
Dumbledore: *trips on a rock to avoid curse and squishes malfoy*
Malfoy- UUUUUUUG! *dies*
*slo-mo ends*
Neville- *walks out listening to ipod* I come from a land down under…
Dobby- HARRY POTTER, SIR!
Harry- *sighs* WHAT NOW?
Dobby- VOLDEMORT'S BEHIND YOU!
Everyone- GASP
Voldemort- Foiled again…
Crabbe and Goyle- *wake up* HEY EVERYONE, WE'RE LEAVING THE DARK SIDE!*
Everyone- YAY
Professor McGonnagal, Dumbledore, Fred and George- *pounce on Voldemort from behind*
Bellatrix- eeeeee….
And yeah... THE END. I apologise for the ending, we didn't really know how to end it.