OUCH!
by: don't ask uchiha, because this time i really mean don't ask.
Dean-33
sammy-29
summary: this is a weird story. dean struggles with alchohalism,( and the occassional drugs) so sammy's solution? kick him in the jewels every time deans drunk. will it work?
"Dean, we need to talk." sammy, said, taking the bottle of vodka from dean, and putting it beside himself.
"Hey, i was drinking that..." dean complained.
"yeah i know, and thats what i want to talk to you about." Sammy gave a look at dean, then the floor, and back to dean.
"Whadya mean?" Dean slurred his words.
"Thats all you've been doing, dean. is drinking. i think you have a serious problem here, dean. you need to get this solved, or..." Sammy let his sentence run off.
"Or what? what're you gunna do sam? Kick me in the balls?" dean said with an atitude. well, if it had to be...
"Actually, thats a great idea." Sammy looked dean in the eye.
"what? you serious?"
"i have to be. so, dean, if you are drunk, wasted, you name it, i will ligit kick you in the jewels." Sammy kept looking dean in the eye, and it was pissing him off. wait a second, was he drunk now?
"wait, starting today? or tomorrow?"
"I'll be kind, and say tomorrow." sammy nodded, and watched as dean did his silent 'Damn' face. then sam got up off the bed, and walked into the motel's kitchen to get some water. then he planned to go to bed. it was eleven oclock. Dean looked as sam went around the corner, gulping down some water. well, tonight, dean was going to gulp a drink- or many- down himself. so he grabbed the vodka, and chugged it down. its not like he was going to have more after that, it was a big, big ass bottle of that stuff.
Sammy came back into the room. funny, dean was out faster than the speed of light. well, at least dean wasn't going to get up when sammy was awake and go for a ride. so sammy stripped down to his white tank top and his jeans, slipped off his shoes and socks, and climbed into his bed. then turned off the light. had he seriously just agreed to kick his brother in the balls when he got drunk? yeah, but too late now. he's gunna have to follow through with this. but, maybe itll drill things into dean's head. and it may be more fair, because sammy's usually the one to get his where it counts.
well, tomorrow will be an interesting day.
-end- its a weird story, so no flames, this is just an idea i got because, well... i don't actually know why, but i just wanted to write this. so review nicely otherwise be the hell quiet.