A/N: Hey everybody, monkeys, gorrillas, dudes and chicks alike, and the crazy psycho's who only communicates with the world by the computer, live in basements, and can't get their mouth… ouch… off the… mountain dew cans… Um, never mind. Well this was a challenge by my good friend and it sounded like a funny idea. Unless you just clicked this by accident, all the TT are getting their gender's switched. And chaos is gonna follow. Please review, regardless of what you thought. Come on, it makes me smile )
Disclaimer- If I owned TT, why would I be writing a fanfic?
Dude! She is HOT! I really have to bet on this more often!
The water was running, the door was closed, and a lone girl stood in the shower, letting the water splash over her. A black towel was draped over the shower curtain, and a little green bird was perched on top of it, looking down with an evil grin.
The little green bird, commonly referred to as "Beast Boy", watched diligently at every slight movement that Raven made. He admired her hair, face, curves… it sent his mind into a whirlwind of pleasure.
But suddenly, the water stopped flowing from the spout. Raven concentrated on her towel and it turned completely black, she lifted it, and brought it towards her body, causing Beast Boy to flutter away. He fell on the floor and changed back into his normal form.
Raven wrapped herself in the towel and stepped out of the shower to check what caused the sudden bump on the floor. There was BB, standing in the middle of the bathroom, having a weak grin on his face, and giving a slight wave.
"Uh, hey Rae. I uh, had to use the bathroom, um, didn't hear the shower, going... so… I um," BB stumbled, trying to make up an excuse, but Raven gave him a knowing glare.
"Beast Boy, get out, now!" Raven commanded him, pointing to the door.
BB quickly changed to a cheetah and rushed out of the bathroom. When he was safely in the hallway, he changed back to his normal self. He sighed in relief that it wasn't worse than that and walked towards the kitchen to see what was for breakfast.
Raven began to dress in her normal cloak, still rattled that BB 'peeked'. She slid on her belt and looked hard in the mirror. Perfect, or at least, perfect for her. She exited the bathroom, hungry, and humiliated. She decided to see what was for breakfast; there was nothing better to do.
"So, you actually did it?" Cyborg asked, stuffing some cold pizza into his mouth.
"Yup! You owe me twenty bucks," BB held out his hand.
"Eh, alright, you win… but I bet you another twenty you couldn't eat all the cold pizza in this fridge without pukin'!" Cy challenged, his mouth full, and his fingers pointing at B.
"You're on!" Beast Boy shouted and he rushed to the fridge, and began stuffing his face with pizza after pizza after pizza. Cyborg stood next to him and laughed at the engorgement, after a few minutes he had to look away.
Robin was at the table with a plate of waffles at his place, smothered in gooey syrup, with a big block of creamy butter placed on the top. He looked up at BB and sighed.
"You guys better not eat all that pizza I bought last night, hey, save me some!" Robin called from his place. Cy and BB stopped a moment, stared a Robin, and returned to their previous positions of laughing and gorging.
Another person entered the kitchen that morning, a beautiful alien girl strolled in and waved to the boys. Starfire was dressed in her normal purple outfit, acting as happy and gleeful as anyone on earth has ever done before.
"Greetings friends! Why have the Beast Boy began to fill his face with the pizza's of cold like a wild Gurthorg?" Starfire asked, gazing at Beast Boy, who had his face stuffed to the limits with cheese.
"Another bet Star, this one is riding on twenty bucks," Robin told her, "Sit down, I made you breakfast."
Starfire looked at the seat across from Robin's and noticed that it had a plate similar to Robin's, but instead of syrup, it was covered in mustard.
"Thank you friend Robin!" Starfire told him as she sat down, "But please tell me why Beast Boy must ride twenty bucks of deer after he has finished?"
"Sorry Star, it's a phrase, it means that if BB wins, he will get twenty dollars," Robin explained, as he began to dig into his stack of waffles.
"I see… you friends use these 'phrases' often in your speech of the English. It is my hope that one day I shall understand the purpose of these phrases of which you speak," Starfire told Robin as she began to eat her odd breakfast.
Raven walked in soon after Starfire, as she entered, Starfire sprang from her seat and rushed to Raven.
"Oh friend Raven! You are alright!" She exclaimed, hugging Raven tightly.
"Off! Of course I'm alright, who said I wasn't?" Raven exclaimed in her bland tone, pushing Star off.
"Well, friend Beast Boy told me that you were 'hot', and I was hoping that you were not burnt in the process of hotness and he also told me that…" Starfire began, but Beast Boy rushed over and covered her mouth before she could say anymore.
"Dude! I told you not to say anything!" Beast Boy exclaimed, then he clenched his stomach and groaned, "Oh man, Cy I am never going to take a pizza bet from you, until next week."
"Ha! You missed one!" Cyborg told him and stuffed the last pizza into his mouth, "You lose, I'm not giving you that twenty."
"Hey! I told you to save me a piece!" Robin shouted going over to the fridge, he looked into it quick and sighed.
"What were you going to give Beast Boy a twenty for?" Raven asked, ignoring the 'hot' comment and walking over to the counter to make some herbal tea.
"Um…" BB and Cy both said together, they switched desperate glances, then swung their worried gazes back to Raven.
"See uh, I bet him twenty to go and…" Cy started, stumbling, but BB finished, "Beat his high score on Pacman Deluxe Extreme 4! And dude, I beat his score to dust, isn't that right Cy?"
Cyborg glared at him, but nodded. Raven rolled her eyes as she took her cup of steaming tea to the table.
"I know what you two bet on, I saw Beast Boy in the bathroom," Raven told them with a knowing stare.
"The bathroom? Did BB go and uh, do some 'looking'? Again?" Robin asked BB, sliding his empty plate across the table.
"Looking? What is this looking of which you spoke of?" Starfire asked, starting to eat again.
"Beast Boy watched Raven shower, which is, you know, bad," Robin told her, putting his plate in the sink.
"But why does Beast Boy wish to look at friend Raven while she has no clothes in shower of self cleaning?" Starfire asked, slipping a warm, mustard flavored, waffle section into her mouth.
"It's 'cause BB loves Raven! BB loves Raven! BB loves Raven!" Cyborg mocked, laughing at Beast Boy.
"Dude, stop it! I don't lo- no, I mean I don't want- ugh. Hey! I bet I could beat your score on Packman Deluxe Extreme 4!" Beast Boy challenged.
"You're on!" Cyborg yelled and they both rushed to the common room.
Raven sipped her tea and sighed as Starfire finished her meal.
"But Cyborg, his answer did not answer my question," Starfire told Robin and Raven. They glanced at each other, Raven didn't have a clue.
"It's a guy thing, we sort of need to, no, that sounds wrong… well, we sort of feel that we want to crave, no that's wrong too, it's like… it's like…" Robin stumbled, trying to explain the feeling of being attracted to girls, but words wouldn't sound right.
"We'll never really know, unless we experience it, which we won't, so stop babbling, please, it's getting on my nerves," Raven told Robin, blandly, while putting her empty glass on the counter.
"Thank you for clearing that up friend Raven!" Starfire exclaimed happily, she began floating and moved over to the sink and put Robin's and her plate in the sink.
Raven, distressed with the events that occurred that morning, walked to her room, where she would sit for a while, meditate, and read. Starfire began to float into the common room but Robin stopped her.
"Star? Did you get the note I put on your plate?" Robin asked her, shyly.
"There was a notice with letters on my plate?" Star realized what she had done and gulped hard, "I believe that I have accidentally swallowed this notice of letters. Was the message of any importance? Can you repeat what was written?"
Robin stared at Star, taking in her alien beauty, and almost passing out from the pleasure he felt. Her flowing red hair gleamed, her curvaceous body radiated, and her entire being was calling to him, 'Love me Robin, Love me Robin.' He eventually awoke from his trance and answered her question with a shy lie, "It just said, 'Good Morning Star'."
Puzzled, Star looked at Robin. She nodded slowly, and floated into the common room.
"Oh and Star! Tell the guys only one hour until we start our training sessions, it's Wednesday!" Robin called out, she nodded again and happily floated away.
Robin rested his back against the counter. You idiot, you should of told her what it said. But you couldn't. Robin, the boy wonder is lousy with the ladies. Face it Robin, the only way you could warm up to a girl is if you were one.
An hour went by and soon all the Titans were in the gym, stretching and waiting for Robin to announce what type of training they were going to tackle today.
"Alright Titans, last time when we were taking down those thugs in the alley, your hand to hand wasn't too good out there. So that's what's going on today, ok, let's start with me and Cy on the weights, Star, Raven, you guys are doing the flying and shooting course in the basement. And B, go outside and do your basic course."
They all nodded in agreement and split up. Robin and Cy started on the weight lifting in the gym while Star and Rae took turns with the flying course, blasting all the androids and robots. Meanwhile, Beast Boy was changing form constantly, trying to keep up with the hordes of electric robots, firing nonlethal bolts at him.
"Looking good out there Star!" Robin called to her as she quickly flew into the gym, seeking a glass of water while Raven did her Level 32 course.
"Thank you friend Robin!" she told him back, watching him diligently lift the heavy weights above his head and back down again.
"Tell Raven and Beast Boy that we will be facing off against each other in another twenty minutes," Robin told her as she sipped her glass of water.
"I shall tell them the message you have spoken," she told him with a nod, then she flew back down towards the basement.
"You can't hide it from me," Cyborg told him, as he lifted another weight above his head, "I know you think Star is hot."
"What?" Robin exclaimed, a sweat drop appeared on his head.
"Oh come on Rob, 'Looking good out there Star', it's so obvious," Cyborg told him.
Robin blushed, "She was, I mean did you see her? The swing of her hair, the bounce of her… I mean, she took down those robot's on Level 30 perfectly."
"Whatever you say Rob, but let me tell ya, I wouldn't be surprised if you two winded up together," Cyborg told him, grinning a huge grin, and hoisting a huge weight above his head.
"So uh, you dared BB to do it huh?" Robin put in, trying to change the subject.
"I couldn't resist, I mean, it's more obvious to me that BB likes Rae than you liking Star. But next time, I'm going to give him my cell phone," Cyborg chuckled, and Robin chuckled along with him.
But soon those twenty minutes went by, and all the Titans gathered in the gym again, dripping from sweat, and armed with large water bottles.
"Alright Titans, same rules apply as last time. No starbursts, telekinesis, or cannons, or any ranged weapon of any sort. And flying is allowed. And BB, no turning into anything bigger than a lion, ok?" Robin told them, ending with a nod at Beast Boy.
"Fine," BB said.
"Ok, today we are going to do a twist, you get to pick your partners, but they have to be a different gender. I will fight the high level robot," Robin told them and he walked over to where the robot was, typed in his level, and got prepared.
Beast Boy was going to fight Star, and Cyborg was going to fight Raven. The battles began…
Beast Boy VS. Starfire
Beast Boy instantly transformed into a cheetah and started to charge at Starfire. Noticing the quick charge, she sent her foot into Beast Boy's face. He's fallen back, good. She lifted into the air with much grace and stayed up there.
He quickly shook it off and became a giant flying eagle. He grabbed Star with his talons and flung her to the hard floor. Light pain erupted in Star's back but just as quick as she was down she was up. As she stood her ground, Beast Boy swooped down to attempt to grab her again. Sweat dripping from her forehead, she ran up to meet his charge and slugged him hard in the beak with her right hand. Though some pain radiated off of her hand, the victory she experienced was greater. Beast Boy was on the ground, rubbing his head, and looking up with a pained smile. Starfire won.
"Good match friend Beast Boy! You are a formidable opponent," Starfire told him triumphantly, putting her hands on her hips and grinning.
"Yeah, yeah, good match Star. I wish I had that kind of agility and grace. Hey make that farting noise again, like when we were captured by Mad Mod!" Beast Boy exclaimed.
"Um, ok," she responded and she made the fart noise. Beast Boy was sent into hysterics from laughing.
Cyborg VS. Raven
Cyborg grinned at Raven, who was floating steadily in mid air, Oh this is going to be too easy!
Cy stood there, if Raven attacked first, the fight would be over as soon as it started. But she was still suspended there, eyes closed, concentrating on Cy. After a few seconds, the urge to victory drove Cyborg to start running towards Raven, fists high, and voice blazing a battle cry.
Raven opened her eyes, which were all white. She watched as Cyborg clumsily ran into her force field she made around her self. He fell to the floor, grimacing, and groaning.
"Azarath, Metrion Zinthos!" Raven cried, shooting out a black blast that sent Cyborg flying. He landed with a heavy crash.
"Hey! No telekinisisisi… uh… telekineshi…" Cyborg tried to say.
"That wasn't telekinesis," Raven told him unemotionally as she rushed towards him and kneed him. An unexplainable pain radiated from Cyborg's pelvis, causing him to stumble back and groan loudly.
"Ok, ouch… ok. It's time for the big guns!" Cyborg shouted in pain. He ran towards Raven like a bull, looking to knock her back, he rammed himself into her. Surprise flooded Raven as she was sent to the ground, and pain began to flow. She looked up at Cy, and decided not to press the fight any longer. She remained on the ground with a look of defeat evident on her face. Cyborg won.
"Boo-ya! I beat you Rae! Go Cyborg! Go Cyborg! Yeah!" he cheered, dancing around the area.
"Keep that up, and you'll be feeling that pain more often, if you know what I mean…" She told him, as she got up from her defeated position. Guiltlessly, she slammed her kneecap into his pelvis again.
"Please, don't do that, you don't know how bad that feels!" Cyborg called out, clutching it (if you don't know what 'it' is, go talk to the health teacher) and moaning in pain.
"And I don't want to," Raven calmly told him. Then she joined Star and BB who were watching Robin kick butt.
Robin VS. Level 127 Robot
The robot started, it took out a metal staff and swung for Robin's legs. Robin smirked at the lame attack and leaped into the air, the robot swung his staff with a whoosh missing Robin's feet entirely. Noticing an opening, Robin aimed for the head and threw the staff with great speed. The robot moved his head instinctively, but soon he was on the ground looking up. Robin had flipped him over, using his distraction as an advantage.
Swish, swish, swish went the robot's staff as he twirled it around in a heavy spinning motion, gaining speed for a powerful attack. Noticing this, Robin leaped behind the robot, his feet landed hard and he skidded to the side a bit. His sweat beat down from his forehead, and his breath was heavy as the robot swiveled around to face his opponent.
Foot here, foot here. Ok, you've done this before, Robin thought as his position changed. His feet quickly sped towards the robot, and Robin jabbed the metal staff onto the floor. He grasped it with both hands placed each hand beside each other, lifted his feet slightly and pulsed hard on his muscles. He swung around the staff with much speed, and his feet expertly slammed into the electronic warrior.
Robin landed, holding the staff between two fingers. The head was his final target. Grinning with the pleasure of victory, he walked over slowly to the robot, which lay on the ground. He pushed his staff into its head, and pretended to wipe dust off of his hands. Robin won.
Cheers echoed from Starfire, Beast Boy, and Cyborg, but Raven was silent, as usual.
"Booyah man! Hey, don't get any ideas with that stick of yours," Cyborg joked.
Robin smiled, "So, who won?"
"Starfire and Cyborg were the winners," Raven told him.
"Very good, ok guys, that's it for today, I'll order in some pizza and…" Robin was interrupted by an alarm, notifying that someone was out there making trouble, and he was about to make more trouble than any of the Titans could ever imagine.