A/N: This was sorta my dream and it was a very interesting and scary one because having Hibari trying to bite you to death is not funny. Not one bit. I'm serious. I run pretty fast in my dreams too xD I tweaked it a bit so it would be more like a story instead of like a crap random stupid dream so enjoy~ Its kinda crack so I had to write it down! How Hibari responds to a MukuHiba-loving fujoshi!

Warning: OOC-ness, random crap, Reader POV (I know there are lots of stories like this one outside though I don't know who wrote them or what they're about but just tell me if you see me accidentally infringing copyright. Thanks~)

I shall stop blabbing and leave you to your own devices.(Your computer or phone, get it? Okay I'm lame.) Sorry if its too short.

Disclaimer: If I owned KHR, 6918 would be an official couple. So no, I don't. Dammit.

~What's Fanfiction?~

-Hibari Kyoya-

"Ahh~ What a long and tiring day!" You groan and flex your arms as you plop down on the somewhat-soft armchair. The school computer lab was your place of escape from the harsh reality of the outside world. Once you were in here, you could be left to your own to do what you loved most. You booted the computer with speedy haste as desperation for relaxation boosted your impatience.

Just as you were about to type an address into the bar on the top of the screen, the door of the lab creaked open. A certain raven haired prefect stalked in and glared at you with his cold eyes. "What are you doing in school premises after school hours?"

It was Hibari Kyoya, the chairman of the school's disciplinary committee, out on one of his rounds again. Really, did Namimori have that many burglars to break into schools?

"Hey Hibari-san! Oh I'm just doing something interesting. It helps in my work at school so I guess that's acceptable, right?" Good one, you mentally patted yourself on the back.

The prefect turned his back and walked towards the door he entered from, "Just as long as you don't bother the peace, I don't care what you do, Herbivore."

Just as the prefect touched the doorknob, you shouted, "Hey wait, Hibari-san! I have something interesting to show you! You'll definitely be interested in it. I promise it won't waste your time." A passerby would swear he saw a dangerous glint in the corner of your eye.

The disgruntled prefect glared at you again, walking to your side. "Have a seat, Hibari-san. And we're not crowding, really." You decide to add, due to the reluctant expression on his composed face.

Just as you were about to show the 'interesting' thing to our dear skylark, you suddenly triggered your yaoi fangirl/fujoshi mode due to the sight of the skylark's all-too-uke body. It happens sometimes. Even in a life-or-death situation. "Hey Hibari-san! Let me tell you something, I LOVE 6918~" Then you typed in the website for fan-fiction in your crazed desire for erotic fics.

A moment of confusion flashed upon the prefect's face. Even as a carnivore, he still had some form of curiosity. "What's 6918?"

Your developed human instincts over thousands of years snapped you out of your suicidal mode and told you to shut your mouth if you still wanted to live. "6918? O-oh, i-its nothing! Nothing at all! Ahahaha~" I'm too young to die.

The prefect's eyes narrowed dangerously as he swivelled his armchair to face the computer screen. Instantly, you knew, the doors of hell had opened and were beckoning you to come, with too much enthusiasm.

You slowly stood up from your chair without a sound and started creeping towards the nearest exit. Meanwhile, our dear skylark typed in the words: 6918 on the search bar in the fan-fiction website and hit the 'enter' key.

So close, just a few more steps! You screamed at yourself as the prefect clicked on the first search result on the screen. Too bad for you.

The room almost exploded with the force. The dark and deadly aura emanating from the corner of the room was unbearable and of course, fatal. Shoot. You as any developed human, knew enough not to turn back so as not to witness the sight of a very, very enraged skylark. If looks could kill, you would have already died a hundred times over.

Almost forcing the doorknob out of its hole, you wrenched the door open and took off, screaming "HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEE!" with an infuriated Namimori-obsessed prefect hot on your heels.

Wasn't your life just brilliant?

Haha I died with laughter when I woke up. My dream self is really stupid sometimes. Oh well. And what's the 'interesting thing' I wanted to show our dear prefect? That's a story for another day~ (I feel like a narrator in powerpuff girls.) I actually wanted to do this thing in order of the guardians but I really wanted to write this one down so I'll be doing it in the reverse direction. So the next will be Mukuro then all the way to Dame Tsuna. Thanks for reading too, people!

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