Ok everyone this is a one shot based on misunderstood words or a word. I got this idea when I was watching 'Are you being served' so some of you may get it some of you may not until the end.

Disclaimer: I own nothing.

We were walking into a place called Fangtasia, a Vampire bar in Shreveport. It looked really cool, we got inside and I looked around and noticed a very hot blonde looking at me and I couldn't help but blush. My friends and I took a seat and Lafayette got some drinks.

Tonight my friends Lafayette and Tara decided that I needed to get out and have some fun. So here we were. I watched as a vampire came up to us and asked Tara if she would like to dance, I told her to go for it. Soon after Lafayette was gone and I was sitting by myself.

I felt a pair of eyes on me and I looked up to see the same man from before staring at me. I went to look away when he moved his hand and motioned me to join him, I looked around and then pointed at myself and he nodded. I stood and moved cautiously up to the platform. Once I reached him I noticed he had the most beautiful baby blue eyes I'd every seen.

"Are you enjoying yourself Miss…" he asked and I answered the question

"Stackhouse… Sookie Stackhouse… um… yes I was until both my friends ditched me, well Tara didn't ditch me but Lafayette did." I said and he chuckled it sound so pure and dark it thrilled me and I felt I had to hear it again.

"Yes I saw them leave you… Miss Stackhouse…" I interrupted him

"Sookie…please call me Sookie, I hate formalities" he looked me over and nodded his head.

"I am Eric, please join me Sookie" he said as he motioned to the chair next to him. The woman from the door came up to Eric and bowed slightly and said

"Master… there is a storm coming shortly and it looks like it will be a big one I think we should send the humans home" I watched Eric nod and then the words hit me.

"Shit I have to get home I don't want my pussy to get wet" I said as I moved to find Lafayette and Tara, I didn't get far as I heard the chuckle behind me. I turned to look at Eric and he was smirking it was sexy as hell and my lower regions decided to drip for him.

"I believe it is already wet… Sookie" he said and I realised he thought I was talking about my other pussy. I shook my head and was about to say that's not what I meant but Tara interrupted us.

"Sook your bro called and said that he has Tina and she is fine at he's, oh and we should be going" I nodded and said.

"Good… she's safe I was worried that she would get wet" And I watched as Eric's face showed he got it but he said something that made me sure I would be returning.

"Shame that your other pussy wasn't as lucky to stay dry" I ran out the door before I jumped him with Tara chasing behind me asking what that was about.

I knew that I would return to this place and very soon, I would see Eric again and I would make him pay for his damn sexy self. Making me feel this way.

Kay so I hope you enjoy this is just something random that I couldn't get to die so yeah.

Love to all my reader's.

Tash.