America's Ringtone
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Summary: Even emotionless Japan couldn't help but show shock by America's…interesting ringtone… ONESHOT
Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia!
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America was hanging out at Japan's house for the day and they were sitting at a kotatsu table, chatting away, when suddenly, America's cell phone went off. As he took his phone out from his pocket, a ringtone began to play.
Yo mama's calling back (yeah)
For no good reason; just to chat
She'll waste your minutes talking about the cat
Or about how Dad has gotten fat
Don't pick up the phone ('cause it's yo mama!)
Don't pick up the phone ('cause it's yo mama!)
America was grinning like a goofball and snickering while the song played until it finally ended and he put it back in his pocket. Japan raised an eyebrow in suspicion. "Um…America-san, who exactly was that calling?"
"Oh, that was just England," he replied with a cocky smile. "Works like a charm!"
Japan face palmed.
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Hahaha, I couldn't resist! X3 Anyways, I also do NOT own the song, "Yo Mama's Calling Back". It's a parody song of "I'm Bringing Sexy Back" by Justin Timberlake. I'm sure you all have heard of it, right? Well, thanks for reading and I hope you enjoyed it! This is my first Hetalia fanfic and oneshot so reviews and favoriting are appreciated! This is Akiko Arihima signing off!