Team Rocket vs Kharn the Betrayer

by M.J.P. Smith

It's exactly what it says on the tin. A second story by request that must be told. This is the day Kharn fought Team Rocket.

Team Rocket vs. Kharn the Betrayer

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On the ground, the might of Holy Terra birthed more than one hero.

"Prepare for trouble from the skies!"

"From beyond the stars, a nasty surprise!"

I have been returned in the name of those who can only be named in the tongues of the Ancient Ones.

"An evil as old as the galaxy…"

I Am. Through the license of the Singular God of Blood, I have been summoned back to this world of Holy Terra on my most Blessed Quest.

"…sent here to fulfill our destiny!"

Though my feet shall stomp upon the Base Earth, I shall leave perfection and complementation in my wake.

"To denounce the evils of truth and love!"

I have slain many enemies, fought when all others fell and resurrection was beyond the might of the Imperium of Man.

"To extend our reach to the stars above!"

Where lesser Gods tremble, I stand, empowered and drenched in the blood of Man.

"Jessie!"

"James!"

I am the Chosen of Khorne, blood-soaked Berserker from whom even the Astra Militarum and the might of the Adeptus Astartes flee.

"Anywhere there's peace in the universe…"

"…we're there to make everything worse!"

I pledge Blood for the Blood God and Skulls for the Skull Throne! I am Kharn, Betrayer of Man and Chaos.

"Wobbuff—"

I have arrived.