Dear Diary,
So I was reading my favorite book yesterday when someone broke into my house through my window. Me? Worried? Nope! It was just Natsu.
I called him an idiot and told him to get out. He didn't listen... Why doesn't he ever listen? Maybe he just loves me so much that he HAS to break into my house and disobey my orders to leave. Ah, wishful thinking... If not you what else do I have?
So it was the usual. He broke in, ate all my food destroying my poor home in he process and making everything filthy, then he hopped right into my bed the JERK! I should do something terrible to him for always doing that and causing me to suffer! Like make him read a book... Or push him off a cliff... Run him through with a chainsaw... Doom him to an eternity on a train... Yea, that sounds good!
Okay now for the juicy stuff... So, we got back from our mission yesterday and it didn't go too bad, but damn I was distracted. Damn Natsu and that vest of his... Ah, that heaven sent vest that allows nearly full access to stare at that amazing set of abs he's got! He's too sexy! I need a new partner! I don't want things to get too awkward when I'm no longer able to hide the fact that I'm mentally raping him every other second of the day!
So I've been flirting with him more, though I doubt he notices. You know how I said I was gonna give up on flirting with him? Well I tried that... It didn't work as you can see... It is now an INSTINCT! Crazy right? Damn him!
And now I am going to stop writing and hide you my precious, magic secret keeper! Guess who's running down the street and toward my house (visible thanks to binoculars... Too creepy?)?
Love,
Lucy~