Hey guys! This is a story for my friend Amy. She turned 14, and loves the princess bride but hates Justin Bieber so this is for her. I just want to make it clear that I personally have neutral feelings about Justin. I dont hate him, but I dont really listen to his music either so please no flaming because I really dont care about the arguments and opinions about him. He is just a guy who got lucky in the music business. Thats all I have to say. Okay byee enjoy :) OH! PS. For all you die hard princess bride fans, I know the time when Westley escapes and the time when I get this quote from are extremely seperate but it just works for this story. Thanks :)
Prince Humperdinck- And if this Westley doesnt come for you, please consider marrying me as an alternative to suicide?
Buttercup- No, although thats far more terrible then suicide, I need something worse...
Prince Humperdinck- What did you have in mind my dear?
Buttercup- Do you happen to have any Justin Bieber music?
Prince Humperdinck- My dear! You shouldnt go this far! His shrill voice will pierce through the castle walls!
Buttercup- Then you had better hope my Westley will come for me.
(Buttercup walks away.)
(Prince Humperdinck runs out of castle)
Prince Humperdinck- Westley! Westley! Come save Buttercup! WESTLEY!
Fezzik- I didnt know saving her would be this easy. Humperdinck just gave her away.
Westley- Did you use the Justin Bieber trick darling?
(Buttercup nods)
Westley- I taught you well.